Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

(1) What is x^y if x is your favourite number and ^y is the amount of times that you got hit in the head by something?
(2) What is your favourite song?
(3) Is there anything more annoying than Sonic or Shadow?
(4) Where is your family?
(5) Why are you called "Eggman?"
(6) Have you ever thought of making something that will make you just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic?
(7) Who was your last prisoner(s) and why?
(8) What would you do if you were chased by the living dead because you stole an artifact?
(9) Did you ever get an injury caused by food?
(10) What is the hardest thing you can break one-handed without using a machine?
(11) How agile are you?
(12) How many of Sonic's friends have annoyed you? And who are they?
(13) What is your home's name?
(14) Do you know anything of a "Möbius strip?"
(15) How many times have you managed to temporarily succeed in one of your plans, even if it lasted only an hour?

1 - then... what? You give me two random variables and no real motivation to calculate anything with them.
2 - E.G.G.M.A.N.
3 - Sonic, yes. Shadow, no.
4 - Mostly dead or in quiet retirement. I try not to bother them.
5 - ...really?

Okay, look carefully at the next image.


Now figure it out!

6 - Naturally. Sadly, out-pacing Sonic is technically possible, but not while carrying the weapons systems required to actually stop Sonic.
7 - Let's see... That would be Tails. He was caught on routine patrol, but got freed before anything useful could even be considered.
8 - I would get into the Eggmobile and reduced said living dead to pulp. I'm not an idiot.
9 - Other than once nearly choking on a pickle, no. Mind you, it's embarrassing as hell to have one of your bots rush in and try to dislodge a piece of food by slapping you on the back until you can get your breath back.
10 - You'd be surprised. Of course, some of the games chronicling my strength are overplaying things a bit. (In Sonic Riders, they managed to make me able to punch BUSES out of the way, for example. Might be overdoing it there.)
11 - Really quite agile, actually. You have to be if you want to be able to speedily switch plans and tracks at a moment's notice because a certain Hedgehog keeps scuttling your plans.
12 - Practically all of them, really. It happens when they directly manage to stop me. There's Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Big, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Rouge, and so on and so bloody forth. Far too many of the gits. None of them quite as efficient as the hedgehog, of course, and easily defeated should it prove necessary.
13 - The Egg Carrier.
14 - That it's technically a one-sided piece of paper and features in a ridiculously large number of theoretical calculations. Including a few of mine, come to think of it.
15 - A few times. I would consider Unleashed to be a success, for example. While eventually defeated, I did get Eggmanland built and online for a short while.

How long did it take to make all your money?
Do you have more money than Bill Gates?
Do you pay high taxes?
Will you write a book about your experiences fighting Sonic, or do you feel the games are enough?
Have you ever put random codes into a game just to see its effects?
How does Sonic keep winning?
What do you think is going to be the next step in gaming?

- Long.
- Realistically, yes. However, it's spread among many sources to ensure it doesn't get traced to me, so I'll stay off the 'world's richest' lists.
- Not immensely.
- The games suffice, for now.
- Super-genius. Codes are easily deduced. I have no need to randomly put in codes,
- I call it the Chaos factor. Sonic is a completely unpredictable variable, making him incredibly difficult to fight. Of course, he's also incredibly fast and an immensely skilled combatant, which helps.
- I have no idea. I hope it's the phasing out of motion-sensor tech though.

Are you my mother?

....................wot.

Will you ever create a perpetual motion machine capable of powering generators when you rule so You would not have to use chaos drives in every city, and you can siphon off the whole supply to your magnificent Statue with LED lights on the eyes depicting your mood?

Will you even care?

- Nnnnnnno. Perpetual motion is really impossible. And a statue like that would just be gaudy.
- Care about what?