Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Shane]

Now I'm just going to number my questions...

- You don't know who Shadow is? Imagine Sonic, then dye his quills black, give him some emo red streaks, and add an overly angsty personality plagued by repeated insomnia. That's Shadow in a nutshell.

(1) He came out of a nut?

- Yes, that's a big number. It can be made bigger by adding another multiplier. That's the whole point to asking about the biggest possible number. They're technically infinite.

(2) Up to the point which calculators break. I remember a calculator breaking because I tried to calculate 75¹⁰. Which reminds me, how many of your machines have failed without Sonic or anyone else interfering?

- My current war is, as ever, my attempts at world domination, ever frustrated by Sonic. What else?
- Um, no. You see, those are characters from games. Whereas the games in which Sonic and myself feature are chronicles of our battles. Important difference there.

(3) So you haven't entered the Datascape of video games to try and obtain new weapons to use against Sonic the Blue Anthropomorphic Hedgehog?

- Probably Shadow taking over the world.

(4) Or Sonic actually doing it while under hypnosis?

- Absolutely nothing. Though, technically, Sonic is inhuman. And too bloody super for his own good when he's gathered those damnable Chaos Emeralds. Again.

(5) Is it true that he turns yellow if he uses those Emeralds? And doesn't it make him evil? Otherwise it should be "Lawful Emeralds" instead...

- Well, I've been in the datascape of my own system, but I'm going to assume this is referencing a specific game or series again.

Nope, no references, not even to Kingdom Hearts Re:coded.

- Several legions' worth. Nothing bar that blasted hedgehog can stand against me.

(6) So what is your most useless robots?
(7) If you had to fight Sonic in a coliseum, which weapons would you use?
(8) Does the carpet match the drapes?
(9) What is your favourite weather?
(10) How's Scratch and Grounder (of that other squad that was supposed to stop Sonic) or did they get destroyed?