Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
That's because I am the definition of random.

...
Uh...
(a) He's shaped like an egg?


Heh. A pizza monster attacked me once.
I almost didn't survive...
Here's proof!
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(b) How many times have you tried to capture Sonic by tricking him with chilli-dogs?

Eh, I only have the demo version of Sonic Riders. So I wouldn't know about punching buses out of the way
Only Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Jet, Wave, Storm, E-10000G and E-10000R...
(c) Did you build those last two?

One Blue Anthropomorphic Sonic the Hedgehog is enough. If he somehow could make clones of himself you wouldn't stand a chance...

You just need to hope that they don't become more.

(1) Do you always say that when said hedgehog beats you?
(2) Theoretically (is it spelled correctly?), if you had to make anything from any video game real, what would it be?
(3) If you had to choose any element that ancient philosophers considered elements, what would it be? (fire, water, earth, wind)
(4) What is the definition of "shipwrecksauce?"
(5) What is your favourite food?

(6) What is this?
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(7) Have you ever thought of combining some of your robots?
(8) What are the synonyms of "sky?"
(9) Does "labyrinth" have any synonyms, other than "maze?"
(10) How many languages do you know?

(11) Do you have alternate personalities?
(12) How many dimensions have you entered?
(13) What kind of ice freezes fire?
(14) What artifacts are you aware of?
(15) Do you like giant keys that act like swords?
(16) Do you hate ninjas?
(17) What is your favourite robot?
(18) Does the squirrel match the wall?
(19) What is the worst thing that has happened to you before Sonic?
(20) Ever hear of the ruins of La-Mulana?

(21) What is your favourite element of the scientific ones?
(22) What is rubidium?
(23) What is ununquadium?
(24) If I was your worst enemy how would you try to defeat me?
(25) Can I try to capture one of your enemies?
(26) How many seconds in a nanosecond?
(27) Where's Melfice?
(28) Do you hate squirrels?
(29) When is the moon red?
(30) How many glitches have you encountered?
A - Oh well done. I can see the potential for scientific genius in you.
B - Never. Contrary to what some believe, Sonic isn't that much of an utter idiot. In other dimensions it might work. Not this one.
C - Yep. Built them for the race track especially, but I decided to get some race time of my own in.
1 - Nope. Catchphrase of another dimensional counterpart. I won't deny that I've said it on occasion, but I don't shout it all the time.
2 - Theoretically is spelled correctly, and I'm not sure. Possibly a full set of magic from the most powerful mages in the most magical game around. Would help.
3 - I have to choose? Considering the ancient elements, I'm using all four. Just like everyone and everything else. I suppose I'll go with fire then, given that it does have a fair few uses.
4 - ......'shipwrecksauce'. Really. Somehow I doubt I'll be able to find this one in the Oxford English Dictionary, so I don't think I'll bother.
5 - Stew.
6 - A furry monster from a fairly poor anime series and a reasonably decent game series. If memory serves, it's called a "pikachu".
7 - On occasion. Usually those hybrids are wildly unsuccessful.
8 - The celestial vaults.
9 - Counfounding set of branching corridors.
10 - Several hundred. I speak about four.
11 - Nope. I do have dimensional counterparts. Some annoy me to no end, of course.
12 - As I've explained numerous times already in this thread, I do not breach dimensional boundaries. I can observe them, yes. Traveling to them, no. Causing instability in these boundaries could cause them to fail entirely, which would lead to the destruction of ANY dimension adjacent to said boundary. I want to conquer a world, not cause a multi-universal apocalypse, thanks ever so much.
13 - The very very cold kind.
14 - The Chaos Emeralds, that's 7. The Master Emerald makes 8. Then there's the literal dozens of ancient magical swords, ruins, golems, and so on and so forth. Several hundred, all tallied up.
15 - I wouldn't use them personally, but they work well enough in Kingdom Hearts.
16 - I don't see why I should.
17 - Hrmmmm... Difficult to say. I think the prize would go to E-102 Gamma. Treasonous though he turned out to be, his free will and ability to formulate his own decisions were impressive, to say the least. I respect him for being willing to choose, even if he chose against me.
18 - ..................................what.
19 - The attempted murder of my family by GUN sort of leaps to mind.
20 - Nope. Oh, hang on, isn't that where a Black Emerald is stored, a counterpart to the Chaos Emeralds? Yeah, thought so.
21 - I'm a master scientist. I don't have to choose.
22 - A fairly boring silvery metal. Element Rb.
23 - A newly discovered element. Well, newly discovered by the rest of the world, the backwards buffoons.
24 - Well, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. For one, while the Egg Fleet is persistently hampered by Sonic's efforts, nobody else ever managed to slow it down. Alternately, I can go for the personal touch and just knock on your front door in my Egg Dragoon II. Although 'knocking' would be taking the term a bit loosely. I'd just blast the front of your house clean off.
25 - Feel free. I don't hold the monopoly on trying to take things captive. The consequences are yours to suffer as well, of course. Capture Sonic, and you'll have Amy stoving in your skull with a hammer if she reaches you before Sonic inevitably escapes.
26 - One billionth of a second. I.e. none. There is no way to fit a second into a nanosecond.
27 - Never having heard the name before, I decided to run a quick search on it. A character from Grandia, apparently, so my guess as to where he is would be the world in which that game plays.
28 - Why on earth would I hate squirrels?
29 - When Armageddon starts, for one.
30 - Doing what? I've encountered many glitches during my life, but I can hardly tell you about them if you refuse to be specific.

Quote Originally Posted by -NTA- View Post
Have you ever had a full head of hair?

- What do you mean 'ever had'? Do you not see the mustache?
- Showing me an image of a book cover with the same question as last time doesn't make me answer the question. But I'll give you a hint. My nickname is EggMAN. Not Eggwoman. Now see if you can figure it out!