Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I should really return more often. New plots and all that keeping me busy. I'd apologise, but I'll soon rule you all anyway, so whatever.

1. I named one of my chickens in Harvest Moon Eggman. Is that a question?
2. What should I call my third chicken? It's only, like, six letters allowed so I can't fit that many variations of genitalia and such in there.

1 - No, it really isn't. Focus now, you may eventually figure it out. You'll forgive me if I'm not holding my breath though.
2 - It's a chicken. Why on earth does it need a name? When all is said and done, it's only a production plant for eggs and, eventually, a nice bit of meat.

I'd play it
... If it's for PC, and if I somehow manage to get enough money for it...

Anyway, questioning time.

1. Are you aware that there's a company specializing in robot product development and robotics R&D projects named "Robotnik"?
2. Is there another dimension where you and Sonic are good friends?
3. Is it true that at one point, you were turned into a card?
4. Is your avatar from Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?

Nice to know. Still, an audience of one might not recoup the production costs.

1 - I am. I own it. Seriously, people suck at detective work.
2 - I'm sure there is. I'd prefer to not visit.
3 - Yes. Nega has... issues.
4 - Well spotted. Yep.

Hey fata-- I mean Eggman.

- How is it that they call Sonic the fastest thing alive, yet you outrun him in the Sonic games?
- It seems you star in the fancomic Hedgehogged where you created Chaos Control², where did you get that idea from?
- Will you ever learn to not rely on external forces who keep betraying you?
- Who are your favorite underlings? Decoe and Bocoe or Orbot and Cubot?

Hey Creti- I mean Rage.

- Short distances, yes. On the long haul, Sonic can keep up that speed whilst I get a heart attack.
- I didn't. I'll look into it and see how accurate it is.
- Well, Time Eater didn't betray me. I even had a whole plot in motion to counteract its inevitable betrayal. I've since retooled it for future use against Sonic.
- Orbot and Cubot. Those other two bumbling buffoons were built by one of my counterparts. Also, Cubot is currently undergoing extensive speech therapy. With a pneumatic drill.

Do you like pie?

Yes. Yes I do. You can send them to [hidden base address classified].

Oh yes, that filter. Bugger.