Those were both terrible answers. Was that because I called you/mocked you for being old a couple of weeks ago?Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Official Chronicler of EP
Those were both terrible answers. Was that because I called you/mocked you for being old a couple of weeks ago?
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
E.G.G.M.A.N.
I've gone over this. It's a glandular problem! Really!
- I hail from earth. Which earth, given multi-dimensional theory, is a bit murky, but let me put it this way: When I take over the world, all of you will be my subjects. Does that answer to you which zone I hail from?
Mwahahahahaaa *ahem* excuse me.
- That's one of my dimensional counterparts, and I believe it's because he enjoys the mental challenge of dealing with treasonous lackeys. Never saw much point to that myself, but whatever works for him.
- Difficult to say. There are a few that rank highly on the list of "why did I even BUILD this?" I think the Eggmobile variant as seen in Chemical Plant Zone in Sonic 2 takes the prize though. The game's 'cheats' to avoid damage were more accurate than you'd think (Sonic just ducked out from under the splash), and it was destroyed as easily as you saw in that bloody game.
- Equally difficult to say. I think Metal Sonic though. Yes, he's treasonous, yes, he's defied me on more than one occasion, but when all is said and done, his design is astonishingly well done, his AI is beyond almost anything I've created since (with a few notable exceptions, of course), and these days he works for me loyally.
Not really. There are a fair few that I won't re-name. In fact, it might even happen that I'll just get rid of the world's assorted independence day celebrations (because let's face it, by that point they'll be unnecessary) and replace them with a worldwide Robotnik day.
No, it was because, when all is said and done, you asked me about Chickens in Harvest Moon. What were you expecting? A ringing endorsement on naming choices of Chickens in Harvest Moon!?
I have a planet to conquer, for heaven's sake!
Sexy Gatekeeper (Also, king of the world)
Always fun to see your replies, so Ill keep harassing you with more questions.
- When you turn on a radio, what song will play?
- Ever bothered to try an inter-dimensional get together with the other Eggmans/Robotniks, since you did have a fun time with your youngerself (even if in the end you both started argueing)
- What do you think of the Roboticizer? (Yknow that thing that turns animals into fullfledged robots instead of jamming them into machinery)
- Have you ever tried to become Super Eggman with the Chaos Emeralds?
- What was your most ingenius plan you ever cooked? (get it coocked, cuz you're eggman gnfgnfgnfgnfgnf)
I am so ninja, I fart in your cereal while you are still eating it.
Hax'd:
PS3 Slim OFW
PS4 OFW
Nintendo Wii U 32GB Black Premium
E.G.G.M.A.N.
Oh, I don't consider questions harrassment (although that pun in the last question comes close). If I did that, I'd just close down this thread. And then try to take over the world. Again.
Soon...
- ...whatever is on the radio? If I turned on my own music, probably Beatles.
- Very risky. Crossing temporal boundaries (within reason) is relatively safe. Crossing dimensional boundaries runs you the risk of destroying both linked dimensions. And any dimensions 'near' to those in the multiversial spectrum. Observing is fine. Crossing is not.
- A bit over the top. I want to rule the world for its own good. I don't want to rule an army of mindless robotic slaves. I like robots, but there's a certain idiocy in just roboticising the entirety of a planet.
- I don't have the same kind of rapport with the Emeralds as the Hedgehog does. I know more about them than most, and they do respond to me (I can use them as power sources, for example), but I can't go 'super'. Just imagining myself in some kind of preposterous super form makes me wince as well, come to think of it. How would it even look? Suddenly I'd have hair?
...saaaaay.
- All right, to start with: Argh. Now that the initial thought about the question is out of the way...
It's hard to say. They're all suffused with my genius, after all. If I had to choose though, I think I'll go with the plot covered in Sonic Colours. Yes, I got defeated in the end, and it was by my own hubris, but it was a malfunction on my end that did it. Not a betrayal by some superpowered being, not Sonic scuttling the plan, just a malfunction. Fatal to the plan, yes, but had it not occurred, I would have won.
At the same time though, I probably would've gone back on it quite fast. Note my earlier mention of mindless robotic slaves. Using a giant mind control ray would just creat mindless organic slaves. Sometimes I really need to think these things through a bit more.
You know what? Scratch that.
Try Sonic Adventure. Yes, I got betrayed by Chaos, yadda yadda yadda, but some of my creations during that time are still among my favourite today. Hells, my Egg Carrier is still my home. (Note: currently operating from a hidden base not on the Egg Carrier).
Last edited by Dr. Ivo Robotnik; 10th-July-2013 at 17:14.
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i liked your posts so i want to ask a question
have you ever thought to a friendship with sonic ?
Last edited by merin; 22nd-July-2013 at 09:55.
E.G.G.M.A.N.
Unlikely to ever happen, really.i liked your posts so i want to ask a question
have you ever thought to a friendship with sonic ?
When you get right down to it, I'll begrudgingly respect Sonic for his ability and his idealism, misplaced though it is. While we're still both on polar opposite sides, however, a friendship is, at best, unlikely.
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I want to ask more things if there is no problem. these have always been questions for me
why don't you use your genius in good ways?
don't you want to retire or just take a rest or something ?
do you like your theme songs?
why you underestimate sonic each time which make you lose?
how did you and your doppelganger survive after sonic generations?
Last edited by merin; 25th-July-2013 at 18:19.
E.G.G.M.A.N.
Quite all right. If I didn't want questions, this thread wouldn't be here. In fact, if I didn't want questions anymore, this thread and any evidence anyone might pull from it for my upcoming schemes will disappear. Instantly.I want to ask more things if there is no problem. these have always been questions for me
why don't you use your genius in good ways?
don't you want to retire or just take a rest or something ?
do you like your theme songs?
why you underestimate sonic each time which make you lose?
how did you and your doppelganger survive after sonic generations?
- The fact of the matter is, I do. With me at the helm, the world will be infinitely better off. Regrettably, trying to achieve this peacably is utterly impossible.
- Not while I'm still driven. Perhaps one day, I'll just sit on the Egg Carrier and think "stuff it all". That day is not today.
- Most certainly. The composers of most versions had at least some inkling of talent.
- Oh, I don't underestimate Sonic. I occasionally overestimate myself. Important difference.
- As mentioned before; Turns out there was a door over there.
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your answers are very intersting.so I decided to make a new post filled with whys .could you please answer them too?
I realized that you didn't wear your goggles in sonic06 why ? and why did you wear them again
a general question why don't you and other characters change your outfits(really ,sometimes it seems too boring )
one more thing what's your idea about nazo and shadic?
Last edited by merin; 29th-July-2013 at 19:31.
Persona!
did you park your tardis on the meter?
Of the Sheikah
So how's that petabyte HDD holding up?
I can always take it off your hands if you don't need it
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
E.G.G.M.A.N.
I suppose I could, yes. Within reason, of course.your answers are very intersting.so I decided to make a new post filled with whys .could you please answer them too?
I realized that you didn't wear your goggles in sonic06 why ? and why did you wear them again
a general question why don't you and other characters change your outfits(really ,sometimes it seems too boring )
one more thing what's your idea about nazo and shadic?
- The problem with the events depicted in Sonic 2006 is two-fold. One: The events as they happened were pretty much written out of time, soI only have a few bits and pieces of remaining data on it. As a result, I don't know whether I actually wore my goggles or not at the time.
Two: Because these events became largely unknown, SEGA decided to try their own hand at writing in the events. And gave me a ridiculous looking re-design. If I actually looked like that during those stupid events, I'll retire.
- I like this outfit. It serves as my favourite set of clothing. Also, it's something of a uniform. I do occasionaly wear different clothes, but not when I'm in the process of trying to take over the world. Recognisability is a big thing in this line of work.
Also, what outfit would Sonic or Tails change out of? Slightly new shoes?
- Who, and who?
Oh wait, I think I once heard the name of Nazo. Non-existent prototype character or some-such. Don't care.
Shadic makes me think of an amalgamation of Sonic and Shadow, and who the heck would want to bring Shadow in on ANYTHING!? All that'd happen is that Sonic would suddenly shout 'Maria?' at random times and suddenly need an hour off every day to brood.
Wrong Doctor.
Perfectly fine, thanks. Also, do you actually think your puny PSU could run a petabyte hard drive? This thing runs off Chaos Drives, not simple low wattage.So how's that petabyte HDD holding up?
I can always take it off your hands if you don't need it
Pufftop Prince,Starfy!
1. Have you ever had doubts about your plans?
2. Do you like bagels?
3.Do you like jpop?
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1. Not really, I've always tried to maintain a confident state in which nothing will go wrong! Except for plan Obama, fuck man.
2. I used to have an intensive craving for bagels when I was around 13, always used to microwave them with butter.
3. I assume that jpop is some kind of hip modern music for teeny poppers so fuck no.
E.G.G.M.A.N.
1 - Oh, very rarely. When it happens, it's usually by the very end of it as my latest, greatest creation is falling apart around me.
2 - On occasion, yes.
3 - What, Japanese pop music? Frankly, same for nearly every genre, it's produced some good things, and some dross.
...and you are?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this thread is entitled "Ask Doctor Robotnik". Scroll up to the top. Read it carefully. Nowhere in the title does it say "Oh, and lcazor555 too."
Hint.
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