Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
Lovely assonance + consonance!

Okay, I'll be sure to add you as soon as possible, even if it takes a bit for you to save up some money.

Now where did that slave get to?
I can always find time to rhyme.

I'll be sure to alert you right away when I finally get around to acquiring my shiny new console.

I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
We cut up some inside rounds for jerky on Friday, spiced them and let them sit over the weekend, then ran them through the smokehouse today. We each got to take home a portion of it.

It's much more satisfying when you make it yourself, I must say.
That reminds me of a story my friend told me that his teachers in culinary school told him about someone that didn't make their salami properly, and almost died because the sodium nitrate had begun to suck all of the liquid out of their brain.