The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Lee]

I don't know, Jon Stewart just doesn't have the crazy antics that Colbert can pull off.

[Prude]

Don't tell Ray, he might get the wrong idea.

Surely we wouldn't want that~

[Prude]

I don't know, Jon Stewart just doesn't have the crazy antics that Colbert can pull off.

He just gets hotter as he gets older.

[Synthetik]

No, I love M'aiq.

In fact, I should get a cat and name it M'aiq. Except it sounds like Mike if you say it fast enough, and there are people I hate who have that name.

He had me so excited about riding mounts and all sorts of wondrous things, and then it turned out that none of what he said was true.

At least the talking mudcrab merchant and the creeper give you good deals on things, and completely break the game with their huge amounts of gold.

But he's adorable.

That would be neat too. Then I can have multiple video game boyfriends without any of them knowing about the others. No forced break-ups and "______ disapproves (-25)"s.

I was busy talking to Morrigan, her disdain for everything and everyone around her cracked me up.

Having video game boyfriends/girlfriends is much easier than real ones, if you mess up your relationship with them you can just start a new game.

Fairly easy, yeah. The measurements for some of the brines and whatnot are extremely specific. Curing/smoking is the baking of the meat shop. Precise measurements are key.

But the world would be a horrible place without smoked/cured meats, so thankfully there are people out there who get it right.

Also, you people are making me feel extremely carnivorous. And I have nothing to eat but Apple Jacks.

Garden tomato and basil chips here.

[Drageuth]

Don't you have a new girlfriend to invite?

Wouldn't really call her my girlfriend quite yet. But she lives in Nanaimo.

Does it at least have an N64 controller in the room?

It's a pretty shitty motel. The TV remote doesn't even have fresh batteries.

[Synthetik]

Jon Stewart

is my hero.

[Lee]

He just gets hotter as he gets older.

I was mainly talking about their comedic qualities, but if you want to talk hottness, if i were gay for a newscaster or a comedian I'd have to pick Anderson Cooper.

[Lee]

It's a pretty shitty motel. The TV remote doesn't even have fresh batteries.

Ouch.

[Milady]

He had me so excited about riding mounts and all sorts of wondrous things, and then it turned out that none of what he said was true.

At least the talking mudcrab merchant and the creeper give you good deals on things, and completely break the game with their huge amounts of gold.

I was busy talking to Morrigan, her disdain for everything and everyone around her cracked me up.

Having video game boyfriends/girlfriends is much easier than real ones, if you mess up your relationship with them you can just start a new game.

There's cute horsies in Oblivion.

God, merchants running out of gold. So annoying!

I love Morrigan, too, but since I happen to also be female, she's a bit less intriguing to me. Although I did complete her romance, so I could 100% my DA trophies.

Or a new ultra-realistic dream.

[Synthetik]

I was mainly talking about their comedic qualities, but if you want to talk hottness, if i were gay for a newscaster or a comedian I'd have to pick Anderson Cooper.

Even after he was punched repeatedly in the face by angry Egyptians? Or does that just make him hotter?

[Lee]

Even after he was punched repeatedly in the face by angry Egyptians? Or does that just make him hotter?

Depends how rugged he looks with a "2 days in the hospital" beard.

And i TOTALLY read that as "ancient".

[Synthetik]

There's cute horsies in Oblivion.

God, merchants running out of gold. So annoying!

I love Morrigan, too, but since I happen to also be female, she's a bit less intriguing to me. Although I did complete her romance, so I could 100% my DA trophies.

Or a new ultra-realistic dream.

Yes, the spotted ones are nice. I always end up with shadowmere wearing steel horse armor by the end though. Gotta love that run speed.

Tell me about it. I especially hated finding really expensive armor/weapons out in the world and then not being able to find anyone to sell them to. Until I found out about the talking mudcrab merchant/creeper at least.

Understandably. Morrigan has that whole dark, mysterious thing going for her though. That, and she can shoot fireballs out of her hands. I mean... that's hot. Literally.

If that actually existed, I don't thing anyone would ever leave their house. People would want to sleep all day and would end up dying of starvation.

[Synthetik]

Depends how rugged he looks with a "2 days in the hospital" beard.

And i TOTALLY read that as "ancient".

I don't know, Glenn Beck didn't look so great after his... ass surgery.

Who am I kidding, Anderson Cooper would look good even if he lost all his limbs and went blind.

[Lee]

I don't know, Glenn Beck didn't look so great after his... ass surgery.

Who am I kidding, Anderson Cooper would look good even if he lost all his limbs and went blind.

Glenn Beck didn't look so great before either.

I know right?

I'm just a straight man trying to put on some colorful pants for a bit though, what do i know about sexy?

[Milady]

Yes, the spotted ones are nice. I always end up with shadowmere wearing steel horse armor by the end though. Gotta love that run speed.

Tell me about it. I especially hated finding really expensive armor/weapons out in the world and then not being able to find anyone to sell them to. Until I found out about the talking mudcrab merchant/creeper at least.

Understandably. Morrigan has that whole dark, mysterious thing going for her though. That, and she can shoot fireballs out of her hands. I mean... that's hot. Literally.

If that actually existed, I don't thing anyone would ever leave their house. People would want to sleep all day and would end up dying of starvation.

Ah, Shadowmere, with her lovely red eyes.

Not that there was very much nice equipment to find in Morrowind or Oblivion. I always wandered caves hoping to find something, anything interesting. But alas, nothing but cliff racers chasing me as I entered and left.

I spent a little while trying to find more decent clothing for Morrigan. I eventually decided everything looked silly on her, so she pretty much went from the beginning to the end of the game looking exactly the same, whilst at least one person had at least a piece or two of their equipment changed whenever I returned to camp, usually.

Wait, I feel like I just watched a movie like that. Except it had Leonardo DiCaprio in it, and he is someone that I do not wish to dream about.