The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Milady]

M'aiq is a liar! That talking mudcrab merchant and the creeper in caldera, on the other hand, are good people. Er, creatures.

No, I love M'aiq.

In fact, I should get a cat and name it M'aiq. Except it sounds like Mike if you say it fast enough, and there are people I hate who have that name.

[Synthetik]

Yeah, you have to be really careful with the nitrite levels in smoked products. They can be very poisonous in high volumes.

So I've heard. He also said it's really easy to mess up when curing meat.

That reminds me of this:

Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!"
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."

I swear I need some sort of device to import video game characters into my life.

I never talked to Alistair much, but he always seemed to be hiding something. It's now clear that that something was his failings as a party leader and a pants-wearer.

I'd rather have the ability to play some kind of ultra realistic dream video games during sleep. That would be awesome.

[Lee]

Prude's much cuter than that. And more human.

Cuter than an ADORABLE KITTEN FACE?

Madness.

I'll need picture evidence of this of course.

[Milady]

I never talked to Alistair much, but he always seemed to be hiding something. It's now clear that that something was his failings as a party leader and a pants-wearer.

I'd rather have the ability to play some kind of ultra realistic dream video games during sleep. That would be awesome.

But he's adorable.

That would be neat too. Then I can have multiple video game boyfriends without any of them knowing about the others. No forced break-ups and "______ disapproves (-25)"s.

[Drageuth]

So I've heard. He also said it's really easy to mess up when curing meat.

Fairly easy, yeah. The measurements for some of the brines and whatnot are extremely specific. Curing/smoking is the baking of the meat shop. Precise measurements are key.

[Drageuth]

Boring motel rooms are boring.

[Milady]

Also, you people are making me feel extremely carnivorous. And I have nothing to eat but Apple Jacks.

[Milady]

Boring motel rooms are boring.

Don't you have a new girlfriend to invite?

[Lee]

But he's adorable.

That would be neat too. Then I can have multiple video game boyfriends without any of them knowing about the others. No forced break-ups and "______ disapproves (-25)"s.

And it would no longer be weird to be named "Cloud".

Hell, it might be the new "thing".

That guy would get all the chicks.

[Prude]

Prude's much cuter than that. And more human.

I loooooooooooove you

[Lee]

Boring motel rooms are boring.

Does it at least have an N64 controller in the room?

[Prude]

Jon Stewart

[Milady]

I loooooooooooove you

Don't tell Ray, he might get the wrong idea.

[Lee]

I loooooooooooove you

KITTENS.

HOW CAN YOU BE CUTER THAN KITTENS?!

THAT'S CRAZY.




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[Prude]

KITTENS.

HOW CAN YOU BE CUTER THAN KITTENS?!

THAT'S CRAZY.




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