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5th-March-2007, 11:30
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Anyone vulnerable to Ray's member would have left long before any of the regulars did.

Well that's true.

My dick is all over this board like semen on corey's mom.

Go ahead corey, try to make a comeback.

What's that? Banned?

Yeah. In your face bitch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

Shit happens, but none of it can be as bad as the Christian message board which I am still part of. "Hey, you're not part of my religion so GTFO of my thread." I have only been banned there twice.

O RLY?

Freedom Network.

During my first day as Admin I started a rule that all new female members must post tits on first post or get banned.

Guess how many female members we got?

Dude, I was such an ass :wacko:

(nah, I'm kidding, otherwise I'd have made DCK post tits. Not that he didn't, but still...)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

I'm saying anyone not man (or woman) enough to take it wouldn't last long enough round here to become a regular.

My penis is nothing.

It's the mod lounge that's scary.

All you hear from there is sucking and moaning.

I took a look in there once.

Let's just say I'll never look at a pencil sharpener the same way again.
5th-March-2007, 11:33
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

My penis is nothing.

It's the mod lounge that's scary.

All you hear from there is sucking and moaning.

I took a look in there once.

Let's just say I'll never look at a pencil sharpener the same way again.

I will never be able to read Sprungs posts with a straight face again.
5th-March-2007, 11:34
Strongbad

Motherfucking huge hangout post Ray. What's this Freedon Network you speak of?
5th-March-2007, 11:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

I will never be able to read Sprungs posts with a straight face again.

You could read his posts with a straight face before?

But he's like 4 feet tall!

And he has that funny accent!

And he's wearing a star trek uniform!

He might as well be wearing a giant penis suit while singing the national anthem of britain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

Motherfucking huge hangout post Ray. What's this Freedon Network you speak of?

Me, Evans, Fer, xena, dck, Mikey, and cheezy spamming and sharing porn.

That pretty much sums it up.
5th-March-2007, 11:39
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Me, Evans, Fer, xena, dck, Mikey, and cheezy spamming and sharing porn.

That pretty much sums it up.

Wait, what? Is this still in existence? Mikey and porn, whatever. You are lying.
5th-March-2007, 11:41
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You could read his posts with a straight face before?

But he's like 4 feet tall!

And he has that funny accent!

And he's wearing a star trek uniform!

He might as well be wearing a giant penis suit while singing the national anthem of britain.

You can only laugh at bearded midgets so many times before it gets old. But you might be onto something with the giant penis suit.
5th-March-2007, 11:42
Strongbad

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.
5th-March-2007, 11:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Wait, what? Is this still in existence? Mikey and porn, whatever. You are lying.

I shit you not.

He posted some, and commented on the rest.

It was scary.

Like seeing santa get drunk and have a fist fight with a woman.

Or watching sprung acting normal.

Or me not being a total perv.

And no, it died.

A while ago.

And even if it didn't I banned myself as a joke.

Highlarious.
5th-March-2007, 11:44
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.

Find me someone that doesn't deserve to die, and I'll show you someone who has to die before the infection can spread.
5th-March-2007, 11:45
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Highlarious.

I don't doubt that it was.
5th-March-2007, 11:46
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

You can only laugh at bearded midgets so many times before it gets old. But you might be onto something with the giant penis suit.

Yes, and it did get old.

The midget that is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.

I'd do that.

But if the hitman games have taught me anything, it's that killing people professionally is just too easy. Why the hell does that one mafia boss stand directly under the chandalier? Why is that crack dealer standing near the railing on a boat? Why is that gunrunner sitting in a glass bottomed pool over a cliff?

It's fucking rediculous.
5th-March-2007, 11:49
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Find me someone that doesn't deserve to die, and I'll show you someone who has to die for the good of the world.

His name is Nick Manganello, you don't know him, but he is a good friend of mine. It is my sole goal in life to kill him. He honestly doesn't deserve it, because he is a good and loyal friend, but over the years I have realized he is impossible to harm. So, I must kill him. Remember, appearances can be decieving.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...photo/nick.jpg
5th-March-2007, 11:50
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

His name is Nick Manganello, you don't know him, but he is a good friend of mine. It is my sole goal in life to kill him. He honestly doesn't deserve it, because he is a good and loyal friend, but over the years I have realized he is impossible to harm. So, I must kill him. Remember, appearances can be decieving.

Now I have a name and a face. His days are numbered.
5th-March-2007, 11:52
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yes, and it did get old.

The midget that is.

I'd do that.

But if the hitman games have taught me anything, it's that killing people professionally is just too easy. Why the hell does that one mafia boss stand directly under the chandalier? Why is that crack dealer standing near the railing on a boat? Why is that gunrunner sitting in a glass bottomed pool over a cliff?

It's fucking rediculous.

Why did JFK ride in a car down the middle of the street in plain view surrounded by tall buildings? I don't know why the world is so ridiculous, but it is. By the way, the kill JFK game is hilarious if played correctly.
5th-March-2007, 11:54
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Now I have a name and a face. His days are numbered.

I seriously doubt that, he is impossible to bring down. He has also been known to say that his threat is not gone even though he may be dead. This even came true in a rediculous game of SSBM. He cannot be stopped.
5th-March-2007, 11:55
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Why did JFK ride in a car down the middle of the street in plain view surrounded by tall buildings? I don't know why the world is so ridiculous, but it is. By the way, the kill JFK game is hilarious if played correctly.

Because JFK is an idiot.

True, but that thing is so damn rediculous when it comes to realism.

Can anyone explain why when I blow away BOTH people in the front seat the car still drives away when dickwad jumps on the back?

Or why why I shoot the road in front of the car it stops for no reason along with the rest of the motorcade allowing me to kill EVERYONE without even getting shot at?

Still, getting to see his head get blown off is worth the download time.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...photo/nick.jpg

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.
5th-March-2007, 11:56
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.

Worried about the competition?
5th-March-2007, 11:57
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I seriously doubt that, he is impossible to bring down. He has also been known to say that his threat is not gone even though he may be dead. This even came true in a rediculous game of SSBM. He cannot be stopped.

Wait a minute, I know him now.

He's the other guy from the car right?

Dude, if he survived THAT, I couldn't kill him with a nuke.
5th-March-2007, 11:58
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Worried about the competition?

Not at all.

I'm better looking than that guy.

Probably hung better too.
5th-March-2007, 11:58
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Probably hung better too.

Organs aquired through illegal surgery don't count.
5th-March-2007, 12:00
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Because JFK is an idiot.

True, but that thing is so damn rediculous when it comes to realism.

Can anyone explain why when I blow away BOTH people in the front seat the car still drives away when dickwad jumps on the back?

Or why why I shoot the road in front of the car it stops for no reason along with the rest of the motorcade allowing me to kill EVERYONE without even getting shot at?

Still, getting to see his head get blown off is worth the download time.

What I want to know is how the govenor holds onto his cowboy hat when he hits a tree and flies out of the car. Seriously though, chaotic mode, shoot the driver, watch car hit pole, laugh as people fly out and die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.

As if my arm is that hairless. No, that is not me.
5th-March-2007, 12:02
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Not at all.

I'm better looking than that guy.

Probably hung better too.

I doubt that. Seriously, his penis is name Apocalypse for a reason.
5th-March-2007, 12:06
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Organs aquired through illegal surgery don't count.

They don't?

Damn, I gotta get something else for her birthday.

I got this black market heart.

I was going to give it to her and make some kind of cheezy romantic deal. Hoping it would get me laid.

Looks like I'll just have to bend her over my desk and pound her hard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

What I want to know is how the govenor holds onto his cowboy hat when he hits a tree and flies out of the car. Seriously though, chaotic mode, shoot the driver, watch car hit pole, laugh as people fly out and die.

I gotta try that later.

Although it's kind of odd that it took that many shots to kill JFK if that game is even close to accurate. I mean 3 shots was plenty for me to take out JFK, the governor, and the first lady.

All before it even hit that turn.

It'd have been a freaking bloodbath.

Also, with how close that car was he could've easily lobbed a grenade. I mean it's a fucking convertable. Not hard right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

As if my arm is that hairless. No, that is not me.

Oh right. Forgot you were hairy. I figured you shaved it off to impress a ~~girl~~ guy.

That's good though. Real men are hairy.

I know I am.

In a purely sexy hairy way though.

Not "It's not a sweater, I'm just hairy" kinda way.
5th-March-2007, 12:08
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I doubt that. Seriously, his penis is name Apocalypse for a reason.

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.
5th-March-2007, 12:09
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.

You forgot about the deal he made with Satan.
5th-March-2007, 12:14
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.

No, it is called Apocalypse because the last time he masturbated he came blood. Next time he achieves, the end of the world will be upon us. That is a true story according to him. Imagine cumming blood.
5th-March-2007, 12:15
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

You forgot about the deal he made with Satan.

That was Satan?

Dude, and I thought I was horny.
5th-March-2007, 12:16
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

No, it is called Apocalypse because the last time he masturbated he came blood. Next time he achieves, the end of the world will be upon us. That is a true story according to him. Imagine cumming blood.

It would be a mixture of disgust and joy.

Like getting a bag full of shit covered money.
5th-March-2007, 12:17
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

It would be a mixture of disgust and joy.

Like getting a bag full of shit covered money.

That does seem to compute as a valid comparison.
5th-March-2007, 12:17
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

That was Satan?

Dude, and I thought I was horny.

Well, by deal I mean buttsex. And lots of it.
5th-March-2007, 12:23
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

That does seem to compute as a valid comparison.

Good, so I don't have to go with the backup.

*burns "it'd be like getting the best lay of your life only to find that she's a bedwetter" card*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Well, by deal I mean buttsex. And lots of it.

I always figured satan for a mouthman.

But then again it's not hard to picture him shoving objects into guys asses.

I bet he's compensating with those horns.
5th-March-2007, 12:25
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

I always figured satan for a mouthman.

But then again it's not hard to picture him shoving objects into guys asses.

I bet he's compensating with those horns.

Don't worry about the horns. Worry about the pitchfork.
5th-March-2007, 12:26
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Good, so I don't have to go with the backup.

*burns "it'd be like getting the best lay of your life only to find that she's a bedwetter" card*

Come now, there is nothing wrong with a nice golden shower from time to time.
5th-March-2007, 12:26
Curses

Jus' Bleeeehhhhhzzz!!!

Man, I feel GOOD.
5th-March-2007, 12:28
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lethe°

Man, I feel GOOD.

I feel well.
5th-March-2007, 12:29
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lethe°

Man, I feel GOOD.

Chirpiest hangout post I've ever seen. This place is normally reserved for the broken-down dregs of society.
5th-March-2007, 12:30
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

Don't worry about the horns. Worry about the pitchfork.

I come from the coast.

I rape cows.

I have no reason to fear the pitchfork, for I have been stabbed by many.

Seriously, if I were to go gay I'd get invited to all the orgies because I have 3 holes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

Come now, there is nothing wrong with a nice golden shower from time to time.

You can see why I went with shit money first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lethe

I feel GOODMAN.

Dyslexic?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

I feel well.

Really?

*grabs rope*

I'M COMING TIMMY!
5th-March-2007, 12:34
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You can see why I went with shit money first.

Logical thinking has won out again I see.

I am cumming too Timmy. Watch your holes I have hepatitis.
5th-March-2007, 12:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Logical thinking has won out again I see.

I am cumming too Timmy. Watch your holes I have hepatitis.

It always does. There's a method to my madness. I just wish I knew what it was.

S'okay, so do I. Hep C? I'm planning to collect the whole alphabet!
5th-March-2007, 12:44
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

It always does. There's a method to my madness. I just wish I knew what it was.

S'okay, so do I. Hep C? I'm planning to collect the whole alphabet!

C indeed.

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