The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Strongbad]

Yeah, we need them to come back, or find out where they went, and sodomize them with a soft touch.

[Dr Mario]

Yeah, we need them to come back, or find out where they went, and sodomize them with a soft touch.

Soft touch? We'll just send Ray out to bring them back.

[Strongbad]

How about ass invaders 12?

Meh, played Burnout Revenge? FF12? Bully? Killer7 (okay, only if you're okay with confusing as fuck plot)? Devil May Cry 3?

If so, maybe that shit's for YOU!

Or something.

Dammit, gotta remember some other good games.

Thanks for the infomercial.

Yeah, it's hard to recall just how many people have left sometimes.

I don't doubt that some'll show up at some point, but in the meantime we're left with few threads and mostly just the hangout spammers to hang with. Not that I don't enjoy that, it's just that the sort of random bullshit that happens in F4A was fun. Dammit, I want to yell at a noob, flex my brains and have people kiss my ass for it, then make random jokes about fucking squirrels with hedgeclippers.

But those days are gone.

Fuck, emo.

DAMN YOU DCK, YOU SAID YOU WORE A CONDOM!

So when is Gnafu coming back. It has had to have been some time now.

[Raype]

I don't understand the whole nazi admin/mod deal. Sure they make mistakes everyonce in a while and maybe piss a few people off, but this is the fucking interwebz. Then again, it is serious business.

I don't quite get the idea. I don't think you were majorly active at the time, but a lot of threads were closed, seemingly at random (mostly by Jaws or Sprung IIRC), despite having some sort of value as a conversation peice or even as a somewhat spammy but fun thread. Then people got all pissed and started spamming "Nazi mods I R levin" stuff, without leaving. Then people started blaming them for the sorry state that EP was in (although I personally blame the exodus or the "vivi exodus" depending on what you want to label it, a massive leaving by members which was also announced by vivi shortly before a second large wave of leavings).

Personally, I don't agree with all decisions made then. Nor would I have went along with it were I given some sort of power over the forum. But I supported their right to make decisions and when the mods stating thats the way things are and they're sticking by the decision, I left it at that. Sure, they weren't all great, but I have seen far worse decisions by forum/IRC/whatever staff members elsewhere.

The point is:

I like boobs.

[Strongbad]

Soft touch? We'll just send Ray out to bring them back.

There might not be much left of their sexual organs when they get back then. Either that, or they won't be able to sit down to type out a message.

[Dr Mario]

There might not be much left of their sexual organs when they get back then. Either that, or they won't be able to sit down to type out a message.

Anyone vulnerable to Ray's member would have left long before any of the regulars did.

[Strongbad]

I don't quite get the idea. I don't think you were majorly active at the time, but a lot of threads were closed, seemingly at random (mostly by Jaws or Sprung IIRC), despite having some sort of value as a conversation peice or even as a somewhat spammy but fun thread. Then people got all pissed and started spamming "Nazi mods I R levin" stuff, without leaving. Then people started blaming them for the sorry state that EP was in (although I personally blame the exodus or the "vivi exodus" depending on what you want to label it, a massive leaving by members which was also announced by vivi shortly before a second large wave of leavings).

Personally, I don't agree with all decisions made then. Nor would I have went along with it were I given some sort of power over the forum. But I supported their right to make decisions and when the mods stating thats the way things are and they're sticking by the decision, I left it at that. Sure, they weren't all great, but I have seen far worse decisions by forum/IRC/whatever staff members elsewhere.

The point is:

I like boobs.

Shit happens, but none of it can be as bad as the Christian message board which I am still part of. "Hey, you're not part of my religion so GTFO of my thread." I have only been banned there twice.

[Strongbad]

Anyone vulnerable to Ray's member would have left long before any of the regulars did.

Are you saying it is not huge?

[Raype]

Yeah, we need them to come back, or find out where they went, and sodomize them with a soft touch.

I volunteer.

Although I may stay there if there happens to be porn.

Soft touch? We'll just send Ray out to bring them back.

Soft? Hardly.

I ram it in so hard I typically tear open most of the intestinal tract.

Blood and shit everywhere.

Kinda like banned's mom.

Well her underwear at least.

Woman needs to start using tampons.

Thanks for the infomercial.

Call in the next 10 minutes for my number.

So when is Gnafu coming back. It has had to have been some time now

Didn't Gnafu commit suicide or something?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

Oh wait, he just left to do something IRL.

I haven't seen him around much, but I'm pretty sure Cyber and Harmony are in contact with him.

There might not be much left of their sexual organs when they get back then. Either that, or they won't be able to sit down to type out a message.

No problem, they can type other ways.

Did I mention I type with my balls?

Two keys at a time.

[Dr Mario]

Are you saying it is not huge?

I'm saying anyone not man (or woman) enough to take it wouldn't last long enough round here to become a regular.

[Raype]

Anyone vulnerable to Ray's member would have left long before any of the regulars did.

Well that's true.

My dick is all over this board like semen on corey's mom.

Go ahead corey, try to make a comeback.

What's that? Banned?

Yeah. In your face bitch.

Shit happens, but none of it can be as bad as the Christian message board which I am still part of. "Hey, you're not part of my religion so GTFO of my thread." I have only been banned there twice.

O RLY?

Freedom Network.

During my first day as Admin I started a rule that all new female members must post tits on first post or get banned.

Guess how many female members we got?

Dude, I was such an ass

(nah, I'm kidding, otherwise I'd have made DCK post tits. Not that he didn't, but still...)

I'm saying anyone not man (or woman) enough to take it wouldn't last long enough round here to become a regular.

My penis is nothing.

It's the mod lounge that's scary.

All you hear from there is sucking and moaning.

I took a look in there once.

Let's just say I'll never look at a pencil sharpener the same way again.

[Dr Mario]

My penis is nothing.

It's the mod lounge that's scary.

All you hear from there is sucking and moaning.

I took a look in there once.

Let's just say I'll never look at a pencil sharpener the same way again.

I will never be able to read Sprungs posts with a straight face again.

[Strongbad]

Motherfucking huge hangout post Ray. What's this Freedon Network you speak of?

[Raype]

I will never be able to read Sprungs posts with a straight face again.

You could read his posts with a straight face before?

But he's like 4 feet tall!

And he has that funny accent!

And he's wearing a star trek uniform!

He might as well be wearing a giant penis suit while singing the national anthem of britain.

Motherfucking huge hangout post Ray. What's this Freedon Network you speak of?

Me, Evans, Fer, xena, dck, Mikey, and cheezy spamming and sharing porn.

That pretty much sums it up.

[Strongbad]

Me, Evans, Fer, xena, dck, Mikey, and cheezy spamming and sharing porn.

That pretty much sums it up.

Wait, what? Is this still in existence? Mikey and porn, whatever. You are lying.