The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Dr Mario]

You could read his posts with a straight face before?

But he's like 4 feet tall!

And he has that funny accent!

And he's wearing a star trek uniform!

He might as well be wearing a giant penis suit while singing the national anthem of britain.

You can only laugh at bearded midgets so many times before it gets old. But you might be onto something with the giant penis suit.

[Strongbad]

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.

[Raype]

Wait, what? Is this still in existence? Mikey and porn, whatever. You are lying.

I shit you not.

He posted some, and commented on the rest.

It was scary.

Like seeing santa get drunk and have a fist fight with a woman.

Or watching sprung acting normal.

Or me not being a total perv.

And no, it died.

A while ago.

And even if it didn't I banned myself as a joke.

Highlarious.

[Dr Mario]

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.

Find me someone that doesn't deserve to die, and I'll show you someone who has to die before the infection can spread.

[Strongbad]

Highlarious.

I don't doubt that it was.

[Raype]

You can only laugh at bearded midgets so many times before it gets old. But you might be onto something with the giant penis suit.

Yes, and it did get old.

The midget that is.

I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.

I'd do that.

But if the hitman games have taught me anything, it's that killing people professionally is just too easy. Why the hell does that one mafia boss stand directly under the chandalier? Why is that crack dealer standing near the railing on a boat? Why is that gunrunner sitting in a glass bottomed pool over a cliff?

It's fucking rediculous.

[Strongbad]

Find me someone that doesn't deserve to die, and I'll show you someone who has to die for the good of the world.

His name is Nick Manganello, you don't know him, but he is a good friend of mine. It is my sole goal in life to kill him. He honestly doesn't deserve it, because he is a good and loyal friend, but over the years I have realized he is impossible to harm. So, I must kill him. Remember, appearances can be decieving.

[Dr Mario]

His name is Nick Manganello, you don't know him, but he is a good friend of mine. It is my sole goal in life to kill him. He honestly doesn't deserve it, because he is a good and loyal friend, but over the years I have realized he is impossible to harm. So, I must kill him. Remember, appearances can be decieving.

Now I have a name and a face. His days are numbered.

[Strongbad]

Yes, and it did get old.

The midget that is.



I'd do that.

But if the hitman games have taught me anything, it's that killing people professionally is just too easy. Why the hell does that one mafia boss stand directly under the chandalier? Why is that crack dealer standing near the railing on a boat? Why is that gunrunner sitting in a glass bottomed pool over a cliff?

It's fucking rediculous.

Why did JFK ride in a car down the middle of the street in plain view surrounded by tall buildings? I don't know why the world is so ridiculous, but it is. By the way, the kill JFK game is hilarious if played correctly.

[Strongbad]

Now I have a name and a face. His days are numbered.

I seriously doubt that, he is impossible to bring down. He has also been known to say that his threat is not gone even though he may be dead. This even came true in a rediculous game of SSBM. He cannot be stopped.

[Raype]

Why did JFK ride in a car down the middle of the street in plain view surrounded by tall buildings? I don't know why the world is so ridiculous, but it is. By the way, the kill JFK game is hilarious if played correctly.

Because JFK is an idiot.

True, but that thing is so damn rediculous when it comes to realism.

Can anyone explain why when I blow away BOTH people in the front seat the car still drives away when dickwad jumps on the back?

Or why why I shoot the road in front of the car it stops for no reason along with the rest of the motorcade allowing me to kill EVERYONE without even getting shot at?

Still, getting to see his head get blown off is worth the download time.

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.

[Dr Mario]

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.

Worried about the competition?

[Raype]

I seriously doubt that, he is impossible to bring down. He has also been known to say that his threat is not gone even though he may be dead. This even came true in a rediculous game of SSBM. He cannot be stopped.

Wait a minute, I know him now.

He's the other guy from the car right?

Dude, if he survived THAT, I couldn't kill him with a nuke.

[Raype]

Worried about the competition?

Not at all.

I'm better looking than that guy.

Probably hung better too.

[Dr Mario]

Probably hung better too.

Organs aquired through illegal surgery don't count.