The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Dr Mario]

Man, I feel GOOD.

Chirpiest hangout post I've ever seen. This place is normally reserved for the broken-down dregs of society.

[Raype]

Don't worry about the horns. Worry about the pitchfork.

I come from the coast.

I rape cows.

I have no reason to fear the pitchfork, for I have been stabbed by many.

Seriously, if I were to go gay I'd get invited to all the orgies because I have 3 holes.

Come now, there is nothing wrong with a nice golden shower from time to time.

You can see why I went with shit money first.

I feel GOODMAN.

Dyslexic?

I feel well.

Really?

*grabs rope*

I'M COMING TIMMY!

[Strongbad]

You can see why I went with shit money first.

Logical thinking has won out again I see.


I am cumming too Timmy. Watch your holes I have hepatitis.

[Raype]

Logical thinking has won out again I see.


I am cumming too Timmy. Watch your holes I have hepatitis.

It always does. There's a method to my madness. I just wish I knew what it was.

S'okay, so do I. Hep C? I'm planning to collect the whole alphabet!

[Strongbad]

It always does. There's a method to my madness. I just wish I knew what it was.

S'okay, so do I. Hep C? I'm planning to collect the whole alphabet!

C indeed.

[Raype]

C indeed.

Aww, that's no fun, I was hoping to catch A or B.

You make me sad <-see sad.

Now I gotta go post on myspace about how you made me cry.

*sniff*

*cuts*

[Strongbad]

Aww, that's no fun, I was hoping to catch A or B.

You make me sad <-see sad.

Now I gotta go post on myspace about how you made me cry.

*sniff*

*cuts*

Sorry to screw up your catchem all quest.

[Raype]

Sorry to screw up your catchem all quest.

You poke balls, Mudkip.

Also, I shall now give you a slow poke.

In the ass.

[Strongbad]

You poke balls, Mudkip.

Also, I shall now give you a slow poke.

In the ass.

Watch yourself, I am tight.

[Raype]

Watch yourself, I am tight.

You were.

Before I inserted that baseball bat into your ass while you were passed out from the drugs.

Remember, coffee doesn't make you sleep. If it does, something's wrong.

Namely, me.

[Strongbad]

You were.

Before I inserted that baseball bat into your ass while you were passed out from the drugs.

Remember, coffee doesn't make you sleep. If it does, something's wrong.

Namely, me.

Oh, I just thought that I was alergic to that brand. So now I know why my anus swelled up so much.

[Raype]

Oh, I just thought that I was alergic to that brand. So now I know why my anus swelled up so much.

There was swelling?

ALRIGHT!

That means you'll scream extra loud.

Luckily I rented a cabin in the woods for this one.

You can kill people up there and nobody'll know.

In fact, it's happened before.

I think.

By the time they figured out the bodies were there, they were totally dismembered and shit. Decayed as fuck too. Nobody found out who they were or who killed them.

It was awesome.

I totally plan to do the same to you.

[Strongbad]

I totally plan to do the same to you.

Awesome, I have always wanted to go out like that! Just come abduct me any time and lets get this fiasco started!

[Raype]

Awesome, I have always wanted to go out like that! Just come abduct me any time and lets get this fiasco started!

Deal.

Tonight okay?

I'll be hiding behind those trees in your backyard.

Try to look suprised when I shove you in a sack.

I may smack the sack a couple times with a bat just for effect.

With your hard skull I'm sure it won't do any real damage.

[Strongbad]

Deal.

Tonight okay?

I'll be hiding behind those trees in your backyard.

Try to look suprised when I shove you in a sack.

I may smack the sack a couple times with a bat just for effect.

With your hard skull I'm sure it won't do any real damage.

You're not supposed to tell me when.



Right now I am having some annoying troubles ordering headphones. It asks for the card issuers telephone number, which it says is located on the back of the card, well there isn't one on mine. Anyway, now I have to stay up an extra hour till the bank opens at 9. Lazy fuckers should open at 8 just like everyone else.