The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Strongbad]

Because JFK is an idiot.

True, but that thing is so damn rediculous when it comes to realism.

Can anyone explain why when I blow away BOTH people in the front seat the car still drives away when dickwad jumps on the back?

Or why why I shoot the road in front of the car it stops for no reason along with the rest of the motorcade allowing me to kill EVERYONE without even getting shot at?

Still, getting to see his head get blown off is worth the download time.

What I want to know is how the govenor holds onto his cowboy hat when he hits a tree and flies out of the car. Seriously though, chaotic mode, shoot the driver, watch car hit pole, laugh as people fly out and die.

You're putting your arm around him.

Ghey.

As if my arm is that hairless. No, that is not me.

[Strongbad]

Not at all.

I'm better looking than that guy.

Probably hung better too.

I doubt that. Seriously, his penis is name Apocalypse for a reason.

[Raype]

Organs aquired through illegal surgery don't count.

They don't?

Damn, I gotta get something else for her birthday.

I got this black market heart.

I was going to give it to her and make some kind of cheezy romantic deal. Hoping it would get me laid.

Looks like I'll just have to bend her over my desk and pound her hard.

What I want to know is how the govenor holds onto his cowboy hat when he hits a tree and flies out of the car. Seriously though, chaotic mode, shoot the driver, watch car hit pole, laugh as people fly out and die.

I gotta try that later.

Although it's kind of odd that it took that many shots to kill JFK if that game is even close to accurate. I mean 3 shots was plenty for me to take out JFK, the governor, and the first lady.

All before it even hit that turn.

It'd have been a freaking bloodbath.

Also, with how close that car was he could've easily lobbed a grenade. I mean it's a fucking convertable. Not hard right?

As if my arm is that hairless. No, that is not me.

Oh right. Forgot you were hairy. I figured you shaved it off to impress a girl guy.

That's good though. Real men are hairy.

I know I am.

In a purely sexy hairy way though.

Not "It's not a sweater, I'm just hairy" kinda way.

[Raype]

I doubt that. Seriously, his penis is name Apocalypse for a reason.

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.

[Dr Mario]

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.

You forgot about the deal he made with Satan.

[Strongbad]

I thought it was called Apocalypse because because he fucked the entire cast of the movie "armaggeddon" and then banged four horsemen.

No, it is called Apocalypse because the last time he masturbated he came blood. Next time he achieves, the end of the world will be upon us. That is a true story according to him. Imagine cumming blood.

[Raype]

You forgot about the deal he made with Satan.

That was Satan?

Dude, and I thought I was horny.

[Raype]

No, it is called Apocalypse because the last time he masturbated he came blood. Next time he achieves, the end of the world will be upon us. That is a true story according to him. Imagine cumming blood.

It would be a mixture of disgust and joy.

Like getting a bag full of shit covered money.

[Strongbad]

It would be a mixture of disgust and joy.

Like getting a bag full of shit covered money.

That does seem to compute as a valid comparison.

[Dr Mario]

That was Satan?

Dude, and I thought I was horny.

Well, by deal I mean buttsex. And lots of it.

[Raype]

That does seem to compute as a valid comparison.

Good, so I don't have to go with the backup.

*burns "it'd be like getting the best lay of your life only to find that she's a bedwetter" card*

Well, by deal I mean buttsex. And lots of it.

I always figured satan for a mouthman.

But then again it's not hard to picture him shoving objects into guys asses.

I bet he's compensating with those horns.

[Dr Mario]

I always figured satan for a mouthman.

But then again it's not hard to picture him shoving objects into guys asses.

I bet he's compensating with those horns.

Don't worry about the horns. Worry about the pitchfork.

[Strongbad]

Good, so I don't have to go with the backup.

*burns "it'd be like getting the best lay of your life only to find that she's a bedwetter" card*

Come now, there is nothing wrong with a nice golden shower from time to time.

[Curses]

Man, I feel GOOD.

[Strongbad]

Man, I feel GOOD.

I feel well.