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15th-May-2007, 02:54
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I'm above those rules.

I paid the high holy man 500 manpoints for full coverage.

I'm now allowed to engage in gay sex orgies while wearing a pink shirt and listening to nsinc. All while fondling balls and making eye contact.

And I'd still be heterosexual.

I'm glad I earned those man points.

Thats sacriledge. I'm sure there's a spot in hell that has your name written all over it. Lmao But I think you actaully might like that though.
15th-May-2007, 02:54
Jase

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?
15th-May-2007, 02:55
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Jase

Run

Hey, someone got it and said something. Awesome.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Damn I need some man points. Yeah, HoD wasn't finished so I'm heading out. Night everyone. Except SB. I hate you.

I love you too.
15th-May-2007, 02:55
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

I just realized how much I hate homophobes and people that think it's clever to call people gay. Doesn't have to apply to you, I'm just ranting because I'm tired. Oh, I shaved my legs again. ^__________^

Is it cool for me to say I trimmed the hedges just now? Because I totally did. Five on the smoothness! *Goes for the five
15th-May-2007, 02:55
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

You don't really have a wife.

Closeted homosexual.

I really need to be getting to bed now. This time I may really go to bed.

You win, in so many ways.

Yeah, and I might start writing about the gambling-monopoly... meh.
15th-May-2007, 02:55
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Hey, someone got and said something. Awesome.

I love you too.

No, SamaraiBlade.
15th-May-2007, 02:56
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?

Samurai Blade. :shrug:
15th-May-2007, 02:57
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?

Yeah, that is actually the opposite. Jase is on top of things tonight.

Now I am seriously going to bed. I think.
15th-May-2007, 02:57
Elmdor Rizer

You can't win anything with young.

Oh, man, if you guys played FM07 with the Swedish patch you'd be laughing right now.
15th-May-2007, 02:58
Raype

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Damn I need some man points.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.
15th-May-2007, 02:58
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No, SamaraiBlade.

I left a word out of that post. I fixed it.
15th-May-2007, 03:00
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

7. Being Ryan Mowery.

8. Being Nick Manganello
15th-May-2007, 03:02
Raype

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Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

Thats sacriledge. I'm sure there's a spot in hell that has your name written all over it. Lmao But I think you actaully might like that though.

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Is it cool for me to say I trimmed the hedges just now? Because I totally did. Five on the smoothness! *Goes for the five

You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?
15th-May-2007, 03:02
Jase

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Samurai Blade. :shrug:

Oh explans alot.
What would he know about females.
15th-May-2007, 03:03
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

Well then being I've done 5 out of those six then I'm doing well. don't think Killing Animals is a good thing. Killing is wrong unless you need it for food, and in this day and time you don't have to, they have grocery stores for that
15th-May-2007, 03:03
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

1. Done, a shitload of times.

2. See above. :wacko:

3. Eh, back when I played footie I had a nasty habit of sliding while playing on gravel wearing shorts, so I cut my thighs open a few times.

4. Does suckerpunching and running away real fast count as winning?

5. But when they're sober you have to talk to them.. :(

6. Poor animals.. Eh, I stepped on a snail earlier today..

So, how much manpoints do I have, and how many gay acts can I commit while still calling myself Hetero?
15th-May-2007, 03:04
Ahkei

Hey strongbad, what's your phone number?
15th-May-2007, 03:04
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

Damn,. Honestly, I'm quite manly. Now the threesome though. Do they all have to range an 8? One was a 7 for me.(Bekka) The other ranged 8 (Sarah)

1.Check

2.check (blood AND vomit)

3.Check (multiple scars on my back from beatings as a child/Skating accidents elsewhere)

4.Can't go in bars. Have broke a window in a school fight. That count?

5.Check. Threesome

5.Killed, but not worn/eaten/barehanded.

I'm quite manly.
15th-May-2007, 03:05
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

Oh explans alot.
What would he know about females.

Well he is married, oh wait.

Seriously bedtime.
15th-May-2007, 03:05
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

*stuff*

But he has no hope of ever being Ryan or Nick.

So those rules are pointless.

Unless he wears a man bra and takes pictures of his mom naked.

Then those rules apply.

Plus Ryan is unkillable.

I smell a sequal,

Unbreakable 2: Ryan.
15th-May-2007, 03:05
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Yeah, that is actually the opposite. Jase is on top of things tonight.

Now I am seriously going to bed. I think.

I know ive been on a roll tonite, wonder why =/
SRSLY thou, being "gay like" doesnt mean shit, Im INSANELY close to Chicken and Kate, and that works with me, not against me, if i go to Kate "I think that girls really cute" Kate's goin to put in a good word, and mean it, becuase she knwos im not a jerk.

Nice try thou at giving us here at EP your point of view on how the "real world" works, im but afraid your redneck town isnt the real world NINJAMAFIA
15th-May-2007, 03:05
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Hey strongbad, what's your phone number?

Are you fucking serious? Maybe I will give that info out when I don't have to sleep. Maybe.
15th-May-2007, 03:05
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!

You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

I told you.

It feels good when the breee goes by.

Damn this stuffy nose. I can't sleep now.
15th-May-2007, 03:06
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!

You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!
15th-May-2007, 03:07
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

But he has no hope of ever being Ryan or Nick.

So those rules are pointless.

Unless he wears a man bra and takes pictures of his mom naked.

Then those rules apply.

Plus Ryan is unkillable.

I smell a sequal,

Unbreakable 2: Ryan.

All of this is very true.

FUCK ME!!! I really have to go to bed. That is like the tenth time I have said it so this time I mean it.
15th-May-2007, 03:08
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

...

You, sir, make me depressed.
15th-May-2007, 03:08
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

Realy, do you strive to be incredibly lame, or is it natural. The uncool emanating from you right now is killing my mood. I felt good for being manly and you're bringing me down.
15th-May-2007, 03:08
Corey

http://www.krinkels.net/movies/Crap.html

Why is this so funny to me?
15th-May-2007, 03:08
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Realy, do you strive to be incredibly lame, or is it natural. The uncool emanating from you right now is killing my mood. I felt good for being manly and you're bringing me down.

You too? That's it, I'm gonna ban him now..
15th-May-2007, 03:09
Ahkei

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

2. Nope. :(

3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.
15th-May-2007, 03:10
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

While being that drunk, have you tried lying or sitting down? :wacko:
15th-May-2007, 03:11
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Are you fucking serious? Maybe I will give that info out when I don't have to sleep. Maybe.

Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.
15th-May-2007, 03:11
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

2. Nope. :(

3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.

I smashed a turtle once that bit me. Turtle baseball FTW. Unfortunately trouble FTL as it was my sister's.
15th-May-2007, 03:11
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Damn,. Honestly, I'm quite manly. Now the threesome though. Do they all have to range an 8? One was a 7 for me.(Bekka) The other ranged 8 (Sarah)

Yes, otherwise we'd have to admit people who troll for ugly chicks.

We don't need that. Plus there's no sport in that. Anyone can club a baby seal, it takes a man to kill an adult.

Quote:

I'm quite manly.

You have accumulated: 302 man points.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

So, how much manpoints do I have, and how many gay acts can I commit while still calling myself Hetero?

You have accumulated: 592 man points. You have acquired 2341 gay points.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

Well then being I've done 5 out of those six then I'm doing well. don't think Killing Animals is a good thing. Killing is wrong unless you need it for food, and in this day and time you don't have to, they have grocery stores for that

If you don't kill them, they'll kill other animals or will be killed by something else. It's nature. Control the population, etc.

Oh, and by killing for food you're reducing the amount you buy from grocery stores. So in a way killing wild animals reduces the number of animals being raised and slaughtered. Plus seeing as a good deal of meat is raised in certain "non environmentally/animal friendly" countries, you aren't really helping anyone by buying from a supermarket.
15th-May-2007, 03:12
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

While being that drunk, have you tried lying or sitting down? :wacko:

Well obviously. You don't think I would be standing during such an ordeal... :wacko:
15th-May-2007, 03:12
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.

:lol I use my Cell phone to call people. Long ddistance is fucking gay.
15th-May-2007, 03:13
Corey

gone forseriuos now.
15th-May-2007, 03:14
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

:lol I use my Cell phone to call people. Long ddistance is fucking gay.

So do I...

Dialup for the loss.

Though, ADSL soon.
15th-May-2007, 03:15
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

You have never had a headache or a cold?
No wait, i can do better at owning you this time.

Have you ever been happy?
Have you ever ran?

Why do i asked this? becuase "illegal" drugs ARE chemicals the happen in your body EVERYDAY!!!!! now, grow a brain.
15th-May-2007, 03:18
Jase

One more time!
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