Shove it old man!

[Corey]

Hey, someone got and said something. Awesome.

I love you too.

No, SamaraiBlade.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?

Samurai Blade.

[Strongbad]

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?

Yeah, that is actually the opposite. Jase is on top of things tonight.


Now I am seriously going to bed. I think.

[Elmdor Rizer]

You can't win anything with young.

Oh, man, if you guys played FM07 with the Swedish patch you'd be laughing right now.

[Raype]

Damn I need some man points.

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

[Strongbad]

No, SamaraiBlade.

I left a word out of that post. I fixed it.

[Strongbad]

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

7. Being Ryan Mowery.

8. Being Nick Manganello

[Raype]

Thats sacriledge. I'm sure there's a spot in hell that has your name written all over it. Lmao But I think you actaully might like that though.

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!

Is it cool for me to say I trimmed the hedges just now? Because I totally did. Five on the smoothness! *Goes for the five

You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

[Jase]

Samurai Blade.

Oh explans alot.
What would he know about females.

[Wolvespack Cry]

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

Well then being I've done 5 out of those six then I'm doing well. don't think Killing Animals is a good thing. Killing is wrong unless you need it for food, and in this day and time you don't have to, they have grocery stores for that

[Elmdor Rizer]

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

1. Done, a shitload of times.

2. See above.

3. Eh, back when I played footie I had a nasty habit of sliding while playing on gravel wearing shorts, so I cut my thighs open a few times.

4. Does suckerpunching and running away real fast count as winning?

5. But when they're sober you have to talk to them..

6. Poor animals.. Eh, I stepped on a snail earlier today..

So, how much manpoints do I have, and how many gay acts can I commit while still calling myself Hetero?

[Ahkei]

Hey strongbad, what's your phone number?

[Corey]

I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

1. Drinking until you pass out

2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

Damn,. Honestly, I'm quite manly. Now the threesome though. Do they all have to range an 8? One was a 7 for me.(Bekka) The other ranged 8 (Sarah)



1.Check

2.check (blood AND vomit)

3.Check (multiple scars on my back from beatings as a child/Skating accidents elsewhere)

4.Can't go in bars. Have broke a window in a school fight. That count?

5.Check. Threesome

5.Killed, but not worn/eaten/barehanded.

I'm quite manly.

[Strongbad]

Oh explans alot.
What would he know about females.

Well he is married, oh wait.

Seriously bedtime.

[Raype]

*stuff*

But he has no hope of ever being Ryan or Nick.

So those rules are pointless.

Unless he wears a man bra and takes pictures of his mom naked.

Then those rules apply.

Plus Ryan is unkillable.

I smell a sequal,

Unbreakable 2: Ryan.