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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Hey, someone got and said something. Awesome.

    I love you too.
    No, SamaraiBlade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?
    Samurai Blade.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?
    Yeah, that is actually the opposite. Jase is on top of things tonight.


    Now I am seriously going to bed. I think.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    You can't win anything with young.

    Oh, man, if you guys played FM07 with the Swedish patch you'd be laughing right now.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Damn I need some man points.
    I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

    Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

    1. Drinking until you pass out

    2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

    3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

    4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

    5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

    6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No, SamaraiBlade.
    I left a word out of that post. I fixed it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

    Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

    1. Drinking until you pass out

    2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

    3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

    4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

    5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

    6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.

    7. Being Ryan Mowery.

    8. Being Nick Manganello
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai Blade View Post
    Thats sacriledge. I'm sure there's a spot in hell that has your name written all over it. Lmao But I think you actaully might like that though.
    Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!

    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Is it cool for me to say I trimmed the hedges just now? Because I totally did. Five on the smoothness! *Goes for the five
    You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Samurai Blade.
    Oh explans alot.
    What would he know about females.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

    Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

    1. Drinking until you pass out

    2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

    3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

    4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

    5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

    6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.
    Well then being I've done 5 out of those six then I'm doing well. don't think Killing Animals is a good thing. Killing is wrong unless you need it for food, and in this day and time you don't have to, they have grocery stores for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

    Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

    1. Drinking until you pass out

    2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

    3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

    4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

    5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

    6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.
    1. Done, a shitload of times.

    2. See above.

    3. Eh, back when I played footie I had a nasty habit of sliding while playing on gravel wearing shorts, so I cut my thighs open a few times.

    4. Does suckerpunching and running away real fast count as winning?

    5. But when they're sober you have to talk to them..

    6. Poor animals.. Eh, I stepped on a snail earlier today..

    So, how much manpoints do I have, and how many gay acts can I commit while still calling myself Hetero?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Hey strongbad, what's your phone number?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'd give you mine, but they're non transferable.

    Maybe you should consider doing one or all of the following:

    1. Drinking until you pass out

    2. Wakind up in a pool of blood, feces, or vomit

    3. Getting a massive cut and/or scar. Bonus man points for walking off said injury rather than being a wuss about it (which causes a deduction of man points). Huge bonus if you heal yourself with any or all of the following: A knife, a needle, thread, duct tape.

    4. Winning a bar figh. Bonus points for: Difiguring/hospitalizing your opponent, breaking nearby objects, winning bare handed.

    5. Having sex with girls who are a minimum of an 8 on the hot o meter. Bonus points for having one higher up the scale. Massive bonuses for: Orgies, threesomes, foursomes. Points deducted for girl being intoxicated, drunk, or a hooker.

    6. Killing an animal. Bonus points for larger animals. Further points for not using a weapon, eating the animal, or wearing the animal's skin. Killing a shark with your bare hands then roasting it over an open fire automatically means you win the man award, which is worth over 9000 man points.
    Damn,. Honestly, I'm quite manly. Now the threesome though. Do they all have to range an 8? One was a 7 for me.(Bekka) The other ranged 8 (Sarah)



    1.Check

    2.check (blood AND vomit)

    3.Check (multiple scars on my back from beatings as a child/Skating accidents elsewhere)

    4.Can't go in bars. Have broke a window in a school fight. That count?

    5.Check. Threesome

    5.Killed, but not worn/eaten/barehanded.

    I'm quite manly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Oh explans alot.
    What would he know about females.
    Well he is married, oh wait.

    Seriously bedtime.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    *stuff*
    But he has no hope of ever being Ryan or Nick.

    So those rules are pointless.

    Unless he wears a man bra and takes pictures of his mom naked.

    Then those rules apply.

    Plus Ryan is unkillable.

    I smell a sequal,

    Unbreakable 2: Ryan.

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