Shove it old man!

[Wolvespack Cry]

Nope.

I'm just heterosexual enough I can say gay things.

It's in the rule book.

my wife thinks your gay too. lol. When the ladies think you're Gay you're in trouble.

[Raype]

Don't forget the eye contact or ball touching rule!

I'm above those rules.

I paid the high holy man 500 manpoints for full coverage.

I'm now allowed to engage in gay sex orgies while wearing a pink shirt and listening to nsinc. All while fondling balls and making eye contact.

And I'd still be heterosexual.

I'm glad I earned those man points.

[Jase]

Forest?

Run

[Strongbad]

So, I was out filming shit with a few mates yesterday, and one guy ran into a tree and broke his nose. I should youtube it..

You certainly should. Maybe I won't be the only one who has to hear all the tree jokes now.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Yeah.

1 and 2. It's only gay if you make eye contact or the balls touch.

3. If you're heterosexual enough you can say gay things.

I try to stick to rules 1 and 2. Although, 3 occasionally applies.

I Prefer not to say gay things, or look at any ones nuts unless its in a porno.And even then I'd prefer not to see another dudes Shlong.

[Raype]

my wife thinks your gay too. lol. When the ladies think you're Gay your in trouble.

It's okay. The girls that matter think I'm hetero.

Plus actions speak louder than words.

And my actions scream "God's gift to women, come and get it".

Although that sound is sometimes obscured by my girlfriends muffled scream into a pillow.

I'm good.

So, I was out filming shit with a few mates yesterday, and one guy ran into a tree and broke his nose. I should youtube it..

How many feet was he launched?

I want to see who gets the most air out of a car crash.

Strongbad is in the lead by a long way.

[Corey]

I'm above those rules.

I paid the high holy man 500 manpoints for full coverage.

I'm now allowed to engage in gay sex orgies while wearing a pink shirt and listening to nsinc. All while fondling balls and making eye contact.

And I'd still be heterosexual.

I'm glad I earned those man points.

Damn I need some man points. Yeah, HoD wasn't finished so I'm heading out. Night everyone. Except SB. I hate you.

[Strongbad]

my wife thinks your gay too. lol. When the ladies think you're Gay your in trouble.

You don't really have a wife.

I Prefer not to say gay things, or look at any ones nuts unless its in a porno.And even then I'd prefer not to see another dudes Shlong.

Closeted homosexual.

I really need to be getting to bed now. This time I may really go to bed.

[Elmdor Rizer]

my wife thinks your gay too. lol. When the ladies think you're Gay your in trouble.

I just realized how much I hate homophobes and people that think it's clever to call people gay. Doesn't have to apply to you, I'm just ranting because I'm tired. Oh, I shaved my legs again. ^__________^

[Corey]

I Prefer not to say gay things, or look at any ones nuts unless its in a porno.And even then I'd prefer not to see another dudes Shlong.

Obviously you don't know the rules of porn. Use the thumb technique. K, Really gone now.

[Wolvespack Cry]

I'm above those rules.

I paid the high holy man 500 manpoints for full coverage.

I'm now allowed to engage in gay sex orgies while wearing a pink shirt and listening to nsinc. All while fondling balls and making eye contact.

And I'd still be heterosexual.

I'm glad I earned those man points.

Thats sacriledge. I'm sure there's a spot in hell that has your name written all over it. Lmao But I think you actaully might like that though.

[Jase]

Who was the dickhead that said "When alides think your gay your in trouble"?

[Strongbad]

Run

Hey, someone got it and said something. Awesome.

Damn I need some man points. Yeah, HoD wasn't finished so I'm heading out. Night everyone. Except SB. I hate you.

I love you too.

[Corey]

I just realized how much I hate homophobes and people that think it's clever to call people gay. Doesn't have to apply to you, I'm just ranting because I'm tired. Oh, I shaved my legs again. ^__________^

Is it cool for me to say I trimmed the hedges just now? Because I totally did. Five on the smoothness! *Goes for the five

[Elmdor Rizer]

You don't really have a wife.

Closeted homosexual.

I really need to be getting to bed now. This time I may really go to bed.

You win, in so many ways.

Yeah, and I might start writing about the gambling-monopoly... meh.