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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

    And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.
    I use my Cell phone to call people. Long ddistance is fucking gay.

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    gone forseriuos now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I use my Cell phone to call people. Long ddistance is fucking gay.
    So do I...


    Dialup for the loss.


    Though, ADSL soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai Blade View Post
    I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!
    You have never had a headache or a cold?
    No wait, i can do better at owning you this time.

    Have you ever been happy?
    Have you ever ran?

    Why do i asked this? becuase "illegal" drugs ARE chemicals the happen in your body EVERYDAY!!!!! now, grow a brain.

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    One more time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I told you.


    It feels good when the breee goes by.
    No you didn't! *rips off corey's face* SATAN! I KNEW IT!

    Shaving something only makes it harder to go back to having hair there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai Blade View Post
    I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!
    Yup. Cigarettes are sin sticks.

    I saw it in a movie once.

    Then the guy had gay sex, raped a child, then sold secrets to the reds!

    We're all going to hell, really.

    Some of us are just enjoying the ride there a little more.

    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I smashed a turtle once that bit me. Turtle baseball FTW. Unfortunately trouble FTL as it was my sister's.
    I blew up a crab with firecrackers.

    I win.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

    2. Nope.

    3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

    4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

    5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

    6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.
    You have accumulated a grand total of 614 man points.

    Yeah, I demand a recount.

    But apparently being manly enough to not pass out despite being incredibly drunk, killing animals with a fucking bow, walking on a broken limb, and winning drunken brawls earns a lot of points. Somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

    And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.
    Lots. Well, I've wasted a shitload of cash calling people in Holland, anyways.

    I should totally give you crusher's cellphone number.. or homephone..

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    You have accumulated: 592 man points. You have acquired 2341 gay points.
    Score! ^__^ So.. is there any way to turn this points into money, or something equally useful?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Samurailame is pretty fucking ignorant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Score! ^__^ So.. is there any way to turn this points into money, or something equally useful?
    No, but I hear you can trade them for immunity from man rules.

    Hence my occasional gay actions which make me no less of a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    No, but I hear you can trade them for immunity from man rules.

    Hence my occasional gay actions which make me no less of a man.
    Oh, right.

    Well, I'll go vaseline my hands and lotion up my legs then. Later, gents.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You have accumulated a grand total of 614 man points.

    Yeah, I demand a recount.

    But apparently being manly enough to not pass out despite being incredibly drunk, killing animals with a fucking bow, walking on a broken limb, and winning drunken brawls earns a lot of points. Somehow.
    Sweet. I kick ass.

    Yeah. Apparently I am a freak of nature. Not passing out and remembering the whole night no matter how drunk I get.



    Wanna buy some deathsticks?



    Also, Elmdor, do it. His mobile. It would kick ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Wanna buy some deathsticks?
    *waves hand*

    You will give me these death sticks for free.

    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Oh, right.

    Well, I'll go vaseline my hands and lotion up my legs then. Later, gents.
    Is dat der fagersexual slang fer sodomy?

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    I'm leaving now. I'm sure this will make most of you happy.
    Bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    *waves hand*

    You will give me these death sticks for free.

    Sixty credits, lit-tle man. Put that shit, in my hand.
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    Samurailame, your signature is so fucking gay.

    It's just a scaled down wallpaper with some shitty font with a glow around it.

    Not something to be proud of by any means. When I make a signature. I make it something that I can be proud to show off, and that represents me. Man, I just hate you so hard.
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