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Originally Posted by banned

Let me get this straight, you don't like getting a bj in a movie theater?

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No, actually I can't say I do. It's wierd, but I felt like people were staring at me.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No, actually I can't say I do. It's wierd, but I felt like people were staring at me.

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Just me.

Well, what was I supposed to look at? The back of your mom's head?

No thanks.

That is suppossed to be the exciting thing about it. :P

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Just me.

Well, what was I supposed to look at? The back of your mom's head?

No thanks.

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I prefer for her to be called "Water Jugs". And if you're serious about seeing someone get a BJ on a cam at a movie what movie was it?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I prefer for her to be called "Water Jugs".

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Told ya :)

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I prefer for her to be called "Water Jugs". And if you're serious about seeing someone get a BJ on a cam at a movie what movie was it?

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Can't seem to recall.

I believe it was one of the X men films.

Hell of a lot more interesting than what was happening on screen, am I right?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Can't seem to recall.

I believe it was one of the X men films.

Hell of a lot more interesting than what was happening on screen, am I right?

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You're right about that. And no, it wasn't x-men.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

You're right about that. And no, it wasn't x-men.

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You sure? Pretty certain it was the third film. Camjob done somewhere in canada, judging from the accents of people talking leading up to the curtains opening.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Can't seem to recall.

I believe it was one of the X men films.

Hell of a lot more interesting than what was happening on screen, am I right?

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At my second viewing of X-Men that I went to with my friends in the middle of the afternoon, there was a man behind me masturbating. I moved before he got a chance to cum on me though.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

You sure? Pretty certain it was the third film. Camjob done somewhere in canada, judging from the accents of people talking leading up to the curtains opening.

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I don't even live in canada. I live in Texas.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

At my second viewing of X-Men that I went to with my friends in the middle of the afternoon, there was a man behind me masturbating. I moved before he got a chance to cum on me though.

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Huh? Was he aiming at you, or just your general area?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I don't even live in canada. I live in Texas.

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:ugh:

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I don't even live in canada. I live in Texas.

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What, No, I wasn't saying YOU got a BJ on camera.

I said someone did.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

At my second viewing of X-Men that I went to with my friends in the middle of the afternoon, there was a man behind me masturbating. I moved before he got a chance to cum on me though.

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Yeah, who's fucking idea was it to put them in leather?

That just screams "director with a fetish".

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Originally Posted by strongbad

At my second viewing of X-Men that I went to in the middle of the afternoon, my friends got a chance to cum on me.

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o_O

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

What, No, I wasn't saying YOU got a BJ on camera.

I said someone did.



Yeah, who's fucking idea was it to put them in leather?

That just screams "director with a fetish".

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Oh I thouhgt you were saying me. >_>

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Originally Posted by Rydia

:ugh:

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It's okay. I'm still in Canada.

Do me.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake? Snake? SNNNAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!

Oh I thouhgt you were saying me. >_>

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I don't even know/care what you look like.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Huh? Was he aiming at you, or just your general area?

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No, he was already mastubating when I sat down. I thought he was just adjusting his pants or something, but after five or so minutes I realized his penis was out and he was just swinging for the fences. I laughed and then switched seats. Most people would turn the guy in, but I figured he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't deserve that.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

No, he was already mastubating when I sat down. I thought he was just adjusting his pants or something, but after five or so minutes I realized his penis was out and he was just swinging for the fences. I laughed and then switched seats. Most people would turn the guy in, but I figured he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't deserve that.

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Your definition of cool needs some work.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

It's I don't even know/care what you look like.

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Would you if I filmed me getting a BJ?

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Originally Posted by strongbad

No, he was already mastubating when I sat down. I thought he was just adjusting his pants or something, but after five or so minutes I realized his penis was out and he was just swinging for the fences. I laughed and then switched seats. Most people would turn the guy in, but I figured he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't deserve that.

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Thanks for not getting the cops involved.

BTW, I was watching you while I was doing it.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I figured he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't deserve that.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Thanks for not getting the cops involved.

BTW, I was watching you while I was doing it.

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Disproves it was you. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Your definition of cool needs some work.

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Whatever, when I grow up I hope that I am cool enough to go into a PG13 movie based off of comic books and masturbate. If thats not cool, then I don't know what is.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Thanks for not getting the cops involved.

BTW, I was watching you while I was doing it.

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Your size and technique is impressive.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Your definition of cool needs some work.

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Hey, there's nothing cooler than jerking off in a movie theater.

Except perhaps getting laid in one.

Or getting fucked in space.

Man, that'd be fucking awesome.

Gravity free tits.

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Originally Posted by Corey

Would you if I filmed me getting a BJ?

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by Necro

Disproves it was you. Sorry.

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It was cold in there.

What?

An Outcome Measure in Schizophrenia: Mortality

That article is a possible topic for this paper. I haven't read it yet but it seems long enough to write at least 4 pages on.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Your size and technique is impressive.

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O_O The more words you type the more like a homo you sound.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Whatever, when I grow up I hope that I am cool enough to go into a PG13 movie based off of comic books and masturbate. If thats not cool, then I don't know what is.


Your size and technique is impressive.

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Yes. However, I'd prefer a movie with a better male:female ratio.

You should see me when I can actually see what I'm doing. And with my proper tools. I can fap so fast it looks like I'm just grabbing my dick.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Or getting fucked in space.

Man, that'd be fucking awesome.

Gravity free tits.

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It would almost be worth the nearly instant death. Most people couldn't "achieve" in such a short period of time, but I am sure that you could.

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Originally Posted by Rydia

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I'm skeptical...

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Originally Posted by strongbad

It would almost be worth the nearly instant death. Most people couldn't "achieve" in such a short period of time, but I am sure that you could.

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Yes. However, I'd prefer a movie with a better male:female ratio.

You should see me when I can actually see what I'm doing. And with my proper tools. I can fap so fast it looks like I'm just grabbing my dick.

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Yeah I think you're right Strongbad. Just imagine how quick it would be with a real girl.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm skeptical...

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I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

O_O The more words you type the more like a homo you sound.

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Admiring another man masturbating doesn't make you gay. Now, if you were to touch his testicles with your testicles or make any eye contact while he is masturbating, that would make you gay. Come on people, learn the rules of male homosexuality here.

Wow. Mother nature's a bitch. It snowed here last night, and a bit later. You'd think it'd be cold outside. My bedroom's been pretty hot (no joke), so I cracked open the windows a bit, and my room was still fuckin' hot! :low2: Now, the snow has melted a bit, and it's fuckin' freezing in my room. Mother nature is wierd.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Admiring another man masturbating doesn't make you gay. Now, if you were to touch his testicles with your testicles or make any eye contact while he is masturbating, that would make you gay. Come on people, learn the rules of male homosexuality here.

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Eye contact eh? What about the "Jap's eye"?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Which is why it's often a good idea to kill someone you don't know, stalking them for perhaps a day or two a few weeks before the incedent to get an idea of their lifestyle and schedual. By avoiding them for some time you'll likely eliminate any suspicion raised by nosy neighbors or the like.

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Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

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Go to bed. You aren't making sense anymore :P

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Go to bed. You aren't making sense anymore :P

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Hey I've had damn good grammar tonight... I think.

Hey guys, I before E accept after C. Oh, and in weird words it works differently. Isn't the English language a bitch.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.

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What in the motherfuck are you talking about?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Hey I've had damn good grammar tonight... I think.

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