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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I figured he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't deserve that.
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    Thanks for not getting the cops involved.

    BTW, I was watching you while I was doing it.
    Disproves it was you. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Your definition of cool needs some work.
    Whatever, when I grow up I hope that I am cool enough to go into a PG13 movie based off of comic books and masturbate. If thats not cool, then I don't know what is.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Thanks for not getting the cops involved.

    BTW, I was watching you while I was doing it.
    Your size and technique is impressive.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Your definition of cool needs some work.
    Hey, there's nothing cooler than jerking off in a movie theater.

    Except perhaps getting laid in one.

    Or getting fucked in space.

    Man, that'd be fucking awesome.

    Gravity free tits.

    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    Would you if I filmed me getting a BJ?
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Necro
    Disproves it was you. Sorry.
    It was cold in there.

    What?

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    An Outcome Measure in Schizophrenia: Mortality

    That article is a possible topic for this paper. I haven't read it yet but it seems long enough to write at least 4 pages on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Your size and technique is impressive.
    The more words you type the more like a homo you sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Whatever, when I grow up I hope that I am cool enough to go into a PG13 movie based off of comic books and masturbate. If thats not cool, then I don't know what is.


    Your size and technique is impressive.
    Yes. However, I'd prefer a movie with a better male:female ratio.

    You should see me when I can actually see what I'm doing. And with my proper tools. I can fap so fast it looks like I'm just grabbing my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Or getting fucked in space.

    Man, that'd be fucking awesome.

    Gravity free tits.
    It would almost be worth the nearly instant death. Most people couldn't "achieve" in such a short period of time, but I am sure that you could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
    I'm skeptical...

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    It would almost be worth the nearly instant death. Most people couldn't "achieve" in such a short period of time, but I am sure that you could.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Yes. However, I'd prefer a movie with a better male:female ratio.

    You should see me when I can actually see what I'm doing. And with my proper tools. I can fap so fast it looks like I'm just grabbing my dick.
    Yeah I think you're right Strongbad. Just imagine how quick it would be with a real girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm skeptical...
    I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    The more words you type the more like a homo you sound.
    Admiring another man masturbating doesn't make you gay. Now, if you were to touch his testicles with your testicles or make any eye contact while he is masturbating, that would make you gay. Come on people, learn the rules of male homosexuality here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Wow. Mother nature's a bitch. It snowed here last night, and a bit later. You'd think it'd be cold outside. My bedroom's been pretty hot (no joke), so I cracked open the windows a bit, and my room was still fuckin' hot! Now, the snow has melted a bit, and it's fuckin' freezing in my room. Mother nature is wierd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Admiring another man masturbating doesn't make you gay. Now, if you were to touch his testicles with your testicles or make any eye contact while he is masturbating, that would make you gay. Come on people, learn the rules of male homosexuality here.
    Eye contact eh? What about the "Jap's eye"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Which is why it's often a good idea to kill someone you don't know, stalking them for perhaps a day or two a few weeks before the incedent to get an idea of their lifestyle and schedual. By avoiding them for some time you'll likely eliminate any suspicion raised by nosy neighbors or the like.
    Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

    I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

    I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.
    "If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
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