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Who wants to do my research paper for me? I am tired and do not have the drive to do it right now.
I'd help.

But I won't.

Quote Originally Posted by Nos
The noise could be a good thing - you could record it and use it to intimidate family members/friends.

Another classic is slowly, very slowly, lowering someone (feet first) into either a vat of boiling liquid or molten metal. You either end up with soup or no mess at all.
True. It's also great if you have a torture fetish. Get a camera and make it a snuff film. However, the problem is finding a properly soundproofed area that's away from the public and where you won't attract attention by dragging an unconcious person (or oddly shaped trash bag) into the area. Secluded areas are overrated, too many people take nature walks these days. The open ocean works well, but not a lot of people have access to large freight ships. And fewer can control them alone, or with a small circle of friends with the same hobby.

That works, however the problem is that some objects take too long to dissolve in most chemicals. The molten metal thing works well, however foundry's can be hard to come by. I find a good vat of acid works well, and provided you can keep it around for a while it provides complete disposal, just don't ditch it too soon after the body finishes dissolving, otherwise you'll likely end up with an engraved wedding ring or a filling or something leading cops right to your door.

Which is why it's often a good idea to kill someone you don't know, stalking them for perhaps a day or two a few weeks before the incedent to get an idea of their lifestyle and schedual. By avoiding them for some time you'll likely eliminate any suspicion raised by nosy neighbors or the like.