The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

Why waste hot sauce to cause pain in others when you can use it to cause pain in yourself?

One of my favorites is using either a power sander or planer on a person's fingers. Usually they really start to panic when it hits the bone.

It's really easy to come by. Hard not to waste something that's so plentiful.

I find dental surgery works pretty well.

Once you hit those nerves you're set, just keep whacking them with some object (I recommend either a spoon or fork) and watch as the person screams in pain.

Just make sure that the objects you're using to hold the mouth open can withstand the force they'll put on it when you come at their face with a drill or pair of pliers.

[NosRedna]

It's really easy to come by. Hard not to waste something that's so plentiful.

I find dental surgery works pretty well.

Once you hit those nerves you're set, just keep whacking them with some object (I recommend either a spoon or fork) and watch as the person screams in pain.

Just make sure that the objects you're using to hold the mouth open can withstand the force they'll put on it when you come at their face with a drill or pair of pliers.

Yeah, the human mouth has up to 15 tons per square inch, so it's pretty tough to keep open. Still, if you use something too hard, they may shatter teeth, which is pretty funny to watch.

How about slicing tendons in the arms and legs and putting the person in front of a slow-moving steamroller? Or would that be too quick?

[Raype]

Yeah, the human mouth has up to 15 tons per square inch, so it's pretty tough to keep open. Still, if you use something too hard, they may shatter teeth, which is pretty funny to watch.

How about slicing tendons in the arms and legs and putting the person in front of a slow-moving steamroller? Or would that be too quick?

Too quick.

Now an incredibly slow moving meat grinder (feet first of course) could work, since it would be slower than the average steamroller at lowest speed.

Plus nothing says fear like that loud mechanical whirring of those blades.

For added effect, put additional people or live animals on the track.

Although probably the greatest torture method of all involves tying a person to a table, then putting a caged animal (possibly a rat or small rodent) on the torso. Leave the bottom of the cage open.

As the rat gets hungry, it will gradually tunnel down through the victim, consuming the organs.

You might want to slice off their tongue, remove the vocal chords, or rip off the lower jaw for this one. It gets quite noisy.

Or if all else fails, tie each limb to one slow moving vehicle.

Make it incredibly slow, perhaps 0.1km/hour

And enjoy the show.

[Strongbad]

Who wants to do my research paper for me? I am tired and do not have the drive to do it right now.

[NosRedna]

Too quick.

Now an incredibly slow moving meat grinder (feet first of course) could work, since it would be slower than the average steamroller at lowest speed.

Plus nothing says fear like that loud mechanical whirring of those blades.

For added effect, put additional people or live animals on the track.

Although probably the greatest torture method of all involves tying a person to a table, then putting a caged animal (possibly a rat or small rodent) on the torso. Leave the bottom of the cage open.

As the rat gets hungry, it will gradually tunnel down through the victim, consuming the organs.

You might want to slice off their tongue, remove the vocal chords, or rip off the lower jaw for this one. It gets quite noisy.

The noise could be a good thing - you could record it and use it to intimidate family members/friends.

Another classic is slowly, very slowly, lowering someone (feet first) into either a vat of boiling liquid or molten metal. You either end up with soup or no mess at all.

[Corey]

Who wants to do my research paper for me? I am tired and do not have the drive to do it right now.

So this paper, how long have you had it assigned? That's always your reason for signing off.

[Strongbad]

So this paper, how long have you had it assigned? That's always your reason for signing off.

2 months. It is do tommorow and I haven't even picked a fucking topic.

[Raype]

Who wants to do my research paper for me? I am tired and do not have the drive to do it right now.

I'd help.

But I won't.

The noise could be a good thing - you could record it and use it to intimidate family members/friends.

Another classic is slowly, very slowly, lowering someone (feet first) into either a vat of boiling liquid or molten metal. You either end up with soup or no mess at all.

True. It's also great if you have a torture fetish. Get a camera and make it a snuff film. However, the problem is finding a properly soundproofed area that's away from the public and where you won't attract attention by dragging an unconcious person (or oddly shaped trash bag) into the area. Secluded areas are overrated, too many people take nature walks these days. The open ocean works well, but not a lot of people have access to large freight ships. And fewer can control them alone, or with a small circle of friends with the same hobby.

That works, however the problem is that some objects take too long to dissolve in most chemicals. The molten metal thing works well, however foundry's can be hard to come by. I find a good vat of acid works well, and provided you can keep it around for a while it provides complete disposal, just don't ditch it too soon after the body finishes dissolving, otherwise you'll likely end up with an engraved wedding ring or a filling or something leading cops right to your door.

Which is why it's often a good idea to kill someone you don't know, stalking them for perhaps a day or two a few weeks before the incedent to get an idea of their lifestyle and schedual. By avoiding them for some time you'll likely eliminate any suspicion raised by nosy neighbors or the like.

[Raype]

2 months. It is do tommorow and I haven't even picked a fucking topic.

Topic: internet piracy

Paper: Pro and anti, as well as regulations and laws.

You can give me a handjob later.

[Strongbad]

I'd help.

But I won't.

I was actually thinking of doing my paper on mpd. It has to be somehow involved with psychology.

[Mikey_]

Damn, this Hangout is going by fast.

[Raype]

I was actually thinking of doing my paper on mpd. It has to be somehow involved with psychology.

You could write an entire textbook on me.

Eh, go for some mindfuck and state that Freid was obsessed with sex, and that's why psychology is so fucked. Also, he wanted to do his mom, your mom, and his patients' moms. And probably their dads too.

Yeah, MPD sounds like the way to go. Maybe dig up some random psychopath or murderer who had it, go on about treatments, then finish it up by threatening to kill the teacher if he/she doesn't give you an A.

It works for me anyway.

[Raype]

Damn, this Hangout is going by fast.

And to think, all it needed was for me to talk about the most effective ways to kill and/or torture people, instead of my usual sexual humor.

I should do this more often.

By "this" I mean strongbad's mom.

...

sorry, old habit.

[Sprung]

Who wants to do my research paper for me? I am tired and do not have the drive to do it right now.

OMG

strongbad said "drive"

RUN FOR THE HILLS

[Strongbad]

You could write an entire textbook on me.

Eh, go for some mindfuck and state that Freid was obsessed with sex, and that's why psychology is so fucked. Also, he wanted to do his mom, your mom, and his patients' moms. And probably their dads too.

Yeah, MPD sounds like the way to go. Maybe dig up some random psychopath or murderer who had it, go on about treatments, then finish it up by threatening to kill the teacher if he/she doesn't give you an A.

It works for me anyway.

I wish I could just google for info but it has I have to have a scholarly journal article from a psychologically based journal. The schools website has a pretty good search engine for this sort of thing but all the results seem to be about a paragraph long.