The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Sprung]

I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

Go to bed. You aren't making sense anymore

[Corey]

Go to bed. You aren't making sense anymore

Hey I've had damn good grammar tonight... I think.

[Strongbad]

Hey guys, I before E accept after C. Oh, and in weird words it works differently. Isn't the English language a bitch.

[Corey]

Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.

What in the motherfuck are you talking about?

[Sprung]

I didn't read somce there was a vid and I'm too tired/lazy to watch on dial up. Hurry your ass up Consolidated.

Hey I've had damn good grammar tonight... I think.

[Strongbad]

Eye contact eh? What about the "Jap's eye"?

I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

[Corey]

I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

Jap's eye = Pee hole.

[polokitty]

I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

[NosRedna]

What in the motherfuck are you talking about?

What in the motherfuck do you think? Various forms of torture/killing.
Go look back a couple pages.

[Strongbad]

Jap's eye = Pee hole.

That is news to me.

[Raype]

An Outcome Measure in life: Mortality

That article is a possible topic for this paper. I haven't read it yet but it seems long enough to write at least 4 pages on.

Fix'd

And yes.

Wow. Mother nature's a bitch. It snowed here last night, and a bit later. You'd think it'd be cold outside. My bedroom's been pretty hot (no joke), so I cracked open the windows a bit, and my room was still fuckin' hot! Now, the snow has melted a bit, and it's fuckin' freezing in my room. Mother nature is wierd.

Mother nature needs to get laid. Bad.

And it should be hot in the bedroom. If it's not, something's wrong. Sexually speaking.

Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.

What doesn't.

There's a reason to kill everyone, you just haven't found it yet. And you don't need much. The local university/college usually keeps a container or two around. Or you can make your own slowly through homemade processes. It takes a while, but a couple hundred bottles of vinegar bought over several months to a year will do the job quite nicely once you evaporate most of the water. You just need a good sized plastic container. Plus it's less conspicuous. It's not like it's unusual for a person to purchase large quantities of vinegar, however it is unusal for someone to sneak out of a lab with a bucketload of acid.

Not entirely a good idea. People taste like shit. For the most part anyway. I hear it's an acquired taste, guess I'm just not completely there yet. The bones are hard, especially if the person has some sort of surgical tool in them, such as a brace or screws to fix bone related problems. Plus the disease risk is pretty bad, and cooking human flesh is pretty much out of the question due to the smell. Boiling it just makes it taste horrible. Eating the victim is really a last resort.

If you happen to have a few pet dogs though, that'll work.

As an added bonus, you can always just claim it was an animal attack, and get away with negligence or some shit. Basically just a slap on the wrist compared to murder charges.

[Sprung]

Guys, I gotta pee.

[Raype]

Hey guys, I before E accept after C. Oh, and in weird words it works differently. Isn't the English language a bitch.

Just claim to be british/canadian.

You'd be suprised what you can get away with.

Guys, I gotta pee.

Just go in your diaper.

[Corey]

Just go in your diaper.

:X Good stuff. Also, I'm going to bed. I have to catch up on my sleep during geography tomorrow.

[Strongbad]

I really need to start working on this paper. I haven't even read the article that I am writing about yet. I keep on trying to, but I can't get past the first sentence.