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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Just lemme emphasize crazy for a minute. Now, I like sex. Alot. But when you get a BJ in a public area(Movie Theater) It gets kinda wierd. She was the horniest person I've ever known. Even more than Ray.
    Let me get this straight, you don't like getting a bj in a movie theater?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Let me get this straight, you don't like getting a bj in a movie theater?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Real men get A's.
    English Composition is so freaking easy. If you have the least bit of creativity, you can pass it easily.

    I got another A by writing a story about trying to buy a printer at Best Buy. I called it "The Idiot". This guy was leaning on me prety hard to buy a warranty with my printer, even refusing to get the thing off the shelf unless I bought the warranty. So, with a bit of embellishment, I created "The Idiot" who, trying to satisfy his need for a large comission, drove customers away by being excessively forceful with add on costs.

    The description sounds dry, but I think the fact that this nameless salesman being referred to as The Idiot added a bit of suspense, since you never knew exactly what this guy was going to do next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post

    So, how many miles did you have to walk uphill to get the pack of crayons and construction paper?
    Graduate kindergarten already :eyeball:

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Then why aren't you?

    Evidently...
    I will finish my writing within an hour after I find a fucking journal article. Why couldn't she have just handed out articles to each person. I do not like researching for myself. All work should be done for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    anyone else getting cc3 demo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Just lemme emphasize crazy for a minute. Now, I like sex. Alot. But when you get a BJ in a public area(Movie Theater) It gets kinda wierd. She was the horniest person I've ever known. Even more than Ray.
    You should see me offline.

    (got her number?)

    Quote Originally Posted by banned
    Let me get this straight, you don't like getting a bj in a movie theater?
    Well it's not as good as it once was. With all the video cameras and adults pirating movies, it's quite possible one of his parents will attempt to pirate "snakes on a plane" or something, then get a good 5 minutes of some chick sucking corey's tiny "straw". I would know. Ever see that copy of star wars IIIwhere that guy gets oral during the big sword fight?

    Me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Graduate kindergarten already :eyeball:
    I would, but all this hot jailbait ass is fucking hard to get away from.

    just 8 more years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    English Composition is so freaking easy. If you have the least bit of creativity, you can pass it easily.

    I got another A by writing a story about trying to buy a printer at Best Buy. I called it "The Idiot". This guy was leaning on me prety hard to buy a warranty with my printer, even refusing to get the thing off the shelf unless I bought the warranty. So, with a bit of embellishment, I created "The Idiot" who, trying to satisfy his need for a large comission, drove customers away by being excessively forceful with add on costs.

    The description sounds dry, but I think the fact that this nameless salesman being referred to as The Idiot added a bit of suspense, since you never knew exactly what this guy was going to do next.
    Yeah, it is a pretty easy course. I don't understand how so many people in my class are having a hard time with it. You could write practically anything and as long as you use adjectives you will get an A.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yeah, it is a pretty easy course. I don't understand how so many people in my class are having a hard time with it. You could write practically anything and as long as you use adjectives you will get an A.
    Lazyness. Lack of interest. I could go on. I saw it myself in the class.

    I didn't understand it either, since it was so easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Let me get this straight, you don't like getting a bj in a movie theater?
    No, actually I can't say I do. It's wierd, but I felt like people were staring at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No, actually I can't say I do. It's wierd, but I felt like people were staring at me.
    Just me.

    Well, what was I supposed to look at? The back of your mom's head?

    No thanks.

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    That is suppossed to be the exciting thing about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Just me.

    Well, what was I supposed to look at? The back of your mom's head?

    No thanks.
    I prefer for her to be called "Water Jugs". And if you're serious about seeing someone get a BJ on a cam at a movie what movie was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I prefer for her to be called "Water Jugs".
    Told ya

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