You say that now. Come back in a couple weeks. They're fast learners those womens.
meh, i'll keep with it.
No. I never want to read about your sexual adventures. Mine are way better. Girls showing up with beer and stating they'll "help you relax" after an incredibly long day are the motherfucking win. All I'm saying.
lol k
No, no we can't. It's in our rule books. She'll shoot you down. It does not work that way. Only women can play that card. Unless you're gay and doing it with a man, but even then you forfeit your man card when you go gay, in return you receive the gayman card. It's more or less the same, but it give you a couple woman benefits.
ew man. just ew.
Good work.
i like to think i'm doing li'l jon some good.
Clearly you've never had it.
god, does it show?
You are a gigantic square. Dude, I buy beer for local high school kids like every week. And then there's the illegal drugs. Buying minors shit is normal. It's also a great way to make some additional cash. Hey, I still remember when I was in their shoes. Ah, those were the days...

It's basically the same really. Plus you would have fucked her. It's no less illegal or weird than that.
she wanted this as a gift. not a tippable hustle. a gift.
At least you're learning I suppose...
thx hehe