Not all jokes are funny.
i was refering to diane.Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Seriously, you've been saying some wierd shit lately. If I were her, the last thing I'd want from you was your cock.
diane tried to bluff me by saying if i fuck laura's myspace up she'll never talk to me again. diane got called out on it. i'm still gonna do it.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Turn and Burn.
Are you saying you tried to kill me?Yes. And they contained caffeiene.
I totally did not swap them with sugar pills.
That turns me on.
You guy are welcome anytimeWe have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Not all jokes are funny.
hehe, nothing like knowing a girl won't leave you. no matter what (in reasonable lenght)
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Why is your former (and secret) girlfriend picking up for your current (and soon to be former) girlfriend?
Did I miss something?
Also, keep your shit separated.
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Indeed.
Although if I've learned one thing, it's never say never.
That shit tends to bite you in the ass.
"Dude, she won't leave me. I can do whatever the fuck I want"
Ray: "No, she'll leave you. Eventually"
1 week later
"Ray, dude, you were right! She's nailing some other guy an- RAY!"
Ray: "Come back in an hour, then we'll talk... actually, make it 2"
Lols were had by all. Except him. He later shot himself. Guess he really wasn't shooting blanks
I know it does baby.
Say, how about you and me take a long walk into the woods?
You take the shovel, I'll bring the axe.
Not all jokes are funny.
diane said revenge is worthless
diane said she can tell that i have "something" for laura.
d doesn't know i just wanna cum in laura's mouth
d said if i screw up l's myspace (revenge) she'll never talk to me again.
i'm gonna do it, just to see if d will really never speak to me again
d is bluffing i know it.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
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Somebody film this guy.
I expect an assraping of epic proportions coming.
Also, "something" doesn't mean you want a little "something". At least when it comes to women. You're hiding the fact that you love the whale. Phreak. Yes. With a Ph. Major phreakage.
RetroMEX!!!!
Can I come too?
so, do you ever get tired of being wrong. I mean when this blows up in your face, don't come crying to good ol' EP that you fucked up with Diane. Later everybosy. 3 hours before I wake up to take my test.
Not all jokes are funny.
the catcher in the rye cover was a dead give away this guy was fake.
in my favour: many a time have i claimed not to have aim. louie did, plus im not admitting.
not in my favour: gnr, buckethead, the beach blog, the writing style (Sentence, sentence.), knowing the last guy she fucked before me, the name Lucifer, rite aid (clone of walgreen's) and the band name is a title of a gnr song.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Not all jokes are funny.
love? no. tired of bullshit, she's always telling me oh, i love swallowing. but i never got the chance.
i just wanna use her for what sahe's good for.
also diane siad she won't want to swallow, just maybe if she's drunk. so that's why i want to do it with laura.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
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Man, these things called Spritz are more fucking awesome than popeye's chicken!
It's like, Strawberry flavoured carbonated water. And it doesn't taste like shitty fake strawberry shit, it actually tastes like real strawberries!
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Maybe next week.
We're taking a boating trip.
U R LEET. G'night
Yeah, but who'd call him on it? Nobody in california reads. Least of all Catcher in the Rye. Which is probably more known due to it being on the recent readings list of antisocial nutbags, murderers, and kids trying to look cool than due to it's actual literary importance.
Even if you don't, you'll slip up eventually.
Yeah. You really should've varied your alternate personality a lot more. Go nuts, make him sound a lot unlike you, make him obsessed with shit people don't know you like, that sort of thing. Also, pick a better name. Really, Lucifer? Come the fuck on. If he were goth or his parents were satanists, maybe. But even then it's a stretch. Might as well call him Stalin McHitler.
Not all jokes are funny.
corey, if i fuck up, it's not like i can't get none. shit i'm 2 for 5 in making girls love me.
karla: never met, no chance of scoring. plus i didn't want to do a virgin.
angelina: too much like my sister in law. (i lost big time, she loves anal sex)
diane: scored.
laura: scored.
andrea: once i told her the the truth she gives me the old "Oh, you're breaking up!!!" on the tele.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Not all jokes are funny.
and she said i remembered too much, and that was weird.
but c'mon, even the title of the book gives away the kaiser sosay ending she tried to pull on me.
yeah, i should have asked corey to make it. the name was just to see if she was that dumb.
man i was saving ol' S McH for Diane, how'd you know?
dood i even started talking to angie with louie, she's dumb. :X
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Like I said, it's a fucking lure. Also, aside from that it's probably something. I can be sure of this and all that. You got the hots for fatty. You're pissed at her, but you still like her. Which fails massively.
Har. Its swallowing. It's not like there's a skill to it. Also, ironic that the fat chick is good at swalling. Just plain lol worthy I say.
But that presents a challenge. You see getting something from a whore is low grade stuff. Getting something a chick claims she won't do what you got is worth several million man points. Which is about the only way to get out of your pit at this point.
Not like it's that hard. These are still high school girls, yes? They toss love around like it's required to say it to everyone they date.
No girl whose first letter is K is a virgin. So says I.
well at least she's not too much like your mom
Cell phones: the perfect excuse to du...oh whats that *pfff* you're breaking *dial tone*
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