The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Raype]

she is one of those, she only did all of this shot with pete, her 1st srs bf. i'm laura's 2nd srs bf.

No, she's not. They don't cheat. Ever. They just get skanky with current boyfriends. Also, if she's not the village bicycle, I'd be suprised.

no i just like saying hi you can't suck me.

Tease. Failure. Teases all fail. ALWAYS!

but US was so long.

So is my penis, that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Also US is great. If you can't see that, kill yourself. With bricks

kinda see:above.
"no i just like...."

I see.

Also, teases still fail.

the real question has 2 parts.

1id anyone get kneecapped?

2:Will you put some hot sauce on my burrito?

If both answers are no,
we have a complete failiure.

If one answer is no,
we have a semifailiure.

If we get two yes' thats an instant win.

Semi failure it is then.

[Dinosaurman]

http://www.wefoundyou.net/photo13.php

someone load that and tell me if it's me.

Ummm no.

Random exe trying to run?,
think ill skip that

[Raype]

http://www.wefoundyou.net/photo13.php

someone load that and tell me if it's me.

It's frozen in ice and shall be thawed out in the year 3000!

[The Joker]

See, Diane is right. You do still have SOME feelings for her. Just don't let her get hooked on the "you love your ex" or "your ex fucked you up" trip. What a gigantic pain in the ass that whole thing is.

diane isn't a giult tripper. i am the 1337357 guilt tripper

It doesn't work that way anymore. Really. Deadbeat dads and so on. Also, you can't get mouth pregnant. If you could, I'd have fathered a billion children by now.

i know, i was trying to say she hasn't sucked me off in ages inconspicously, you just wanted to read that didn't you?

The love card? Men can't play that one. Sorry. It's in the rule book. Men can only play the "shut it bitch" card. And only certain men can do that. And it often has negative status effects.

o, yes we can. i'll see to it i get nal for msome girl if she wans't orgianally willing.

And yes, women should do shit for their men. Otherwise they deserve to be ditched and/or cheated on.

exactly why i fucked laura, cos diane was gone.
exactly why i kissed a girl at a party 2 months ago.
exactly why i'm leaving laura for diane.

No, but some girls are avoidant of ass sex. Apparently it's "icky" and "gross" and "hurts". These are the same women that don't mind gagging deep on a giant cock.

sodomy is sodomy

Your point?

she couldn't buy her own.

Well women can be as shallow as any guy. They're just better at hiding it.

i know that now....

[The Joker]

No, she's not. They don't cheat. Ever. They just get skanky with current boyfriends. Also, if she's not the village bicycle, I'd be suprised.

ok so she didn't cheat.

Tease. Failure. Teases all fail. ALWAYS!

So is my penis, that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Also US is great. If you can't see that, kill yourself. With bricks

bryan singer is horrible, who helps cast hugh jackman as wolvie? GLENN DANZIG PLZ!

[The Joker]

Ummm no.

Random exe trying to run?,
think ill skip that

exactly what i thought.

[Raype]

diane isn't a giult tripper. i am the 1337357 guilt tripper

You say that now. Come back in a couple weeks. They're fast learners those womens.

i know, i was trying to say she hasn't sucked me off in ages inconspicously, you just wanted to read that didn't you?

No. I never want to read about your sexual adventures. Mine are way better. Girls showing up with beer and stating they'll "help you relax" after an incredibly long day are the motherfucking win. All I'm saying.

o, yes we can. i'll see to it i get nal for msome girl if she wans't orgianally willing.

No, no we can't. It's in our rule books. She'll shoot you down. It does not work that way. Only women can play that card. Unless you're gay and doing it with a man, but even then you forfeit your man card when you go gay, in return you receive the gayman card. It's more or less the same, but it give you a couple woman benefits.

exactly why i fucked laura, cos diane was gone.
exactly why i kissed a girl at a party 2 months ago.
exactly why i'm leaving laura for diane.

Good work.

sodomy is sodomy

Clearly you've never had it.

she couldn't buy her own.

You are a gigantic square. Dude, I buy beer for local high school kids like every week. And then there's the illegal drugs. Buying minors shit is normal. It's also a great way to make some additional cash. Hey, I still remember when I was in their shoes. Ah, those were the days...

It's basically the same really. Plus you would have fucked her. It's no less illegal or weird than that.

i know that now....

At least you're learning I suppose...

[The Joker]

me:the kind of guys you like turning down? well, nancy look, 99% of guys want girls. 100% of them like vagina, is there a link there? i think so.

nancy:yeah but not all of them are so foward about it...

[Raype]

ok so she didn't cheat.

Yes, she did. Also, I would know a secretly slutty girl just by looking at one. Yours just has the slutty part written all over her. Which, in reality, would take hundreds of markers.

It's true. Never date a tease. Or be near one at any time. They are the massive suck. And not in the good way.

bryan singer is horrible, who helps cast hugh jackman as wolvie? GLENN DANZIG PLZ!

Why the hell are you still here?

I'd have figured by now someone would have tracked you down and murdered you. If not for this post than one of the others. There are so many things wrong here I just won't even start. just...just....just.....GUH!

[Raype]

me:the kind of guys you like turning down? well, nancy look, 99% of guys want girls. 100% of them like vagina, is there a link there? i think so.

nancy:yeah but not all of them are so foward about it...

Nancy would probably consider me her worst nightmare

[The Joker]

You say that now. Come back in a couple weeks. They're fast learners those womens.

meh, i'll keep with it.

No. I never want to read about your sexual adventures. Mine are way better. Girls showing up with beer and stating they'll "help you relax" after an incredibly long day are the motherfucking win. All I'm saying.

lol k

No, no we can't. It's in our rule books. She'll shoot you down. It does not work that way. Only women can play that card. Unless you're gay and doing it with a man, but even then you forfeit your man card when you go gay, in return you receive the gayman card. It's more or less the same, but it give you a couple woman benefits.

ew man. just ew.

Good work.

i like to think i'm doing li'l jon some good.

Clearly you've never had it.

god, does it show?

You are a gigantic square. Dude, I buy beer for local high school kids like every week. And then there's the illegal drugs. Buying minors shit is normal. It's also a great way to make some additional cash. Hey, I still remember when I was in their shoes. Ah, those were the days...

It's basically the same really. Plus you would have fucked her. It's no less illegal or weird than that.

she wanted this as a gift. not a tippable hustle. a gift.

At least you're learning I suppose...

thx hehe

[The Joker]

Yes, she did. Also, I would know a secretly slutty girl just by looking at one. Yours just has the slutty part written all over her. Which, in reality, would take hundreds of markers.

hmm

we'll there's no proof. aside from my thoughts and projections.

It's true. Never date a tease. Or be near one at any time. They are the massive suck. And not in the good way.

ok.

Why the hell are you still here?

who would entertain you and multi quote 6 convos @ 1 time with you?

I'd have figured by now someone would have tracked you down and murdered you. If not for this post than one of the others. There are so many things wrong here I just won't even start. just...just....just.....GUH!

see :above.

[Raype]

meh, i'll keep with it.

Sure you will. And I shall be proven correct. And thus the world remains the same..

lol k

And incredibly, undeniably, true.

ew man. just ew.

Hey, you're the one planning to play the love card. That's as gay as it gets.

i like to think i'm doing li'l jon some good.

L'il jon needs some new playmates. Preferably ones that are actual playmates

god, does it show?

Clearly. The "sodomy is sodomy" comment really gave it away.

she wanted this as a gift. not a tippable hustle. a gift.

Oh right, forgot you were poor

[Raype]

hmm

we'll there's no proof. aside from my thoughts and projections.

Are you forgetting where we are? This is the internet pal. We don't need proof. We just need to have a hunch that it's true. And more often than not, those claims are later proven.

who would entertain you and multi quote 6 convos @ 1 time with you?

see :above.

Evans would. Or Ba11a. Or strongbad. Or Lethe. Or Lydia. Or... shit, the list goes on.

I'm going to kill you. SLowly and painfully. After I tie you in a chair and make you appreciate US.

[The Joker]

Sure you will. And I shall be proven correct. And thus the world remains the same..

no, cos i'm good at t.

Hey, you're the one planning to play the love card. That's as gay as it gets.

watch i'll fuck a girl anal style.

L'il jon needs some new playmates. Preferably ones that are actual playmates

hmm, too weird.

Clearly. The "sodomy is sodomy" comment really gave it away.

ok

Oh right, forgot you were poor

laura made me this way.