Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
Ok, but if I tug any harder the fucker is going to break off.


You need an update on the rules. We will start here because I like to post this picture.
It's best to try first on someone else. Try me.

I know, but that doesn't apply to penetration, only wrestling.

Which is now only gay if you wear tight clothing.

Quote Originally Posted by corey
Dude, my middle name is lance...
I know.

Nice wristwatch.

I'll be sure to steal it from your corpse after I'm done raping it.

Like so:



Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnakes on a plane
does his tatto sat "David rules"?
I think it says "power ful"

Or "penis fail"

I'm not sure which.