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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    So, was what we did together actually considered sex?
    Nah, we didn't make eye contact or kiss, so it doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Nah, we didn't make eye contact or kiss, so it doesn't count.
    * refers to sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    My new born babies lasts longer.
    Well, the new born baby I plan to have one day when i'm old.
    As food?

    For sex?

    As a child?

    Which one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    * refers to sig
    Admiring another man masturbating does not make you gay.

    Unless he comes on you.

    Or if you're both in a hot tub when he does it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Or if you're both in a hot tub when he does it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Keep trying, one day you'll be able.
    Ok, but if I tug any harder the fucker is going to break off.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Admiring another man masturbating does not make you gay.

    Unless he comes on you.

    Or if you're both in a hot tub when he does it.
    You need an update on the rules. We will start here because I like to post this picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Ok, but if I tug any harder the fucker is going to break off.


    You need an update on the rules. We will start here because I like to post this picture.
    does his tatto sat "David rules"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    So, you're gay.

    Cool.

    Corey is such a gay name anyway.

    I'm sure you'll meet a man who'll repeatedly sodomize you someday.

    He'll probably be called "Lance" or something.

    Also, for no reason at all, you'll be a crossdresser when that occurs.

    You'll be wearing mini skirts.

    Because it's not like it's long enough that you'll need a full sized one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    So, you're gay.

    Cool.

    Corey is such a gay name anyway.

    I'm sure you'll meet a man who'll repeatedly sodomize you someday.

    He'll probably be called "Lance" or something.

    Also, for no reason at all, you'll be a crossdresser when that occurs.

    You'll be wearing mini skirts.

    Because it's not like it's long enough that you'll need a full sized one.
    Dude, my middle name is lance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    does his tatto sat "David rules"?
    I doubt it. English is not his native language. Look up Wanderlei Silva on youtube to view how amazingly bad ass that man truly is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Dude, my middle name is lance...
    Thats ok, two gays make a straight.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Ok, but if I tug any harder the fucker is going to break off.


    You need an update on the rules. We will start here because I like to post this picture.
    It's best to try first on someone else. Try me.

    I know, but that doesn't apply to penetration, only wrestling.

    Which is now only gay if you wear tight clothing.

    Quote Originally Posted by corey
    Dude, my middle name is lance...
    I know.

    Nice wristwatch.

    I'll be sure to steal it from your corpse after I'm done raping it.

    Like so:



    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnakes on a plane
    does his tatto sat "David rules"?
    I think it says "power ful"

    Or "penis fail"

    I'm not sure which.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I doubt it. English is not his native language. Look up Wanderlei Silva on youtube to view how amazingly bad ass that man truly is.



    Thats ok, two gays make a straight.
    Oh thank science. I was worried for a minute there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    It's best to try first on someone else. Try me.

    I know, but that doesn't apply to penetration, only wrestling.

    Which is now only gay if you wear tight clothing.
    No it totally applies to man sex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I doubt it. English is not his native language. Look up Wanderlei Silva on youtube to view how amazingly bad ass that man truly is.

    Thats ok, two gays make a straight.
    I only got swedish donkey porn.

    And two straights make a gay.

    At least in the case of strongbad's parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    No it totally applies to man sex.
    You apply for man sex.

    At the Gay office.

    5 times a week.

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