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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I know.

    Nice wristwatch.

    I'll be sure to steal it from your corpse after I'm done raping it.

    Like so:

    I already told you I don't care what happens to my body after I die. Feel free to rape me in any hole you wish. Hell, you can make your own holes if you lke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    You apply for man sex.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I only got swedish donkey porn.

    And two straights make a gay.

    At least in the case of strongbad's parents.
    My moms are both gay.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    You apply for man sex.

    At the Gay office.

    5 times a week.
    Man sex is not gay, that is gay sex. I follow the guidlines of mansex unlike homosexuals.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I follow the guidlines of mansex unlike homosexuals.
    If I had ny more room I'd quote this too in my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    If I had ny more room I'd quote this too in my sig.
    Whats so funny about that? My lifestyle is normal. You guys are the weird ones.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I already told you I don't care what happens to my body after I die. Feel free to rape me in any hole you wish. Hell, you can make your own holes if you lke.
    Sweet.

    I always wanted to fuck someone's chest.

    Now I'll get the change.

    Just gotta dig through the ribcage first.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
    My moms are both gay.
    But I fucked them both.

    We had a threesome.

    It became a foursome when your grandma showed up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
    Man sex is not gay, that is gay sex. I follow the guidlines of mansex unlike homosexuals.
    What about gay mansex?

    That's gay, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    What about gay mansex?

    That's gay, right?
    No such thing. I believe that the term you are looking for is girlymansex.

    I am doing another paper and posting at the same time. This time though I am acutally getting work done. I post, then write a couple hundred words. Most of it is BS, but BS is what Professors want.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    No such thing. I believe that the term you are looking for is girlymansex.

    I am doing another paper and posting at the same time. This time though I am acutally getting work done. I post, then write a couple hundred words. Most of it is BS, but BS is what Professors want.
    But what if it's two manly men who just happen to fuck each other in the ass? Like say me fucking you?

    No, what professor's want is Ray's cock shoved so deep inside them they can feel their organs getting pushed up into their throat.

    The BS is just something they're OK with.

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    Meatspin doesn't loop at 999. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    But what if it's two manly men who just happen to fuck each other in the ass? Like say me fucking you?

    No, what professor's want is Ray's cock shoved so deep inside them they can feel their organs getting pushed up into their throat.

    The BS is just something they're OK with.
    I guess that is what I want too.



    At the bible forums there are some truly rediculous comments made. Not all comments are rediculous, but this one was. It was in response to a woman talking about her rabbit dying.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman
    Its okay to feel bad for pets, as long as they aren't insects.
    Rabbits dream, they love their family, they could die for their children, they are much like us only they have no souls.

    But they can bee good friends and family members.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I guess that is what I want too.



    At the bible forums there are some truly rediculous comments made. Not all comments are rediculous, but this one was. It was in response to a woman talking about her rabbit dying.
    How can he tell a rabbit has no soul, anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I guess that is what I want too.
    Everyone wants some of this.

    Inside them.

    And tearing them apart.

    At the bible forums there are some truly rediculous comments made. Not all comments are rediculous, but this one was. It was in response to a woman talking about her rabbit dying.
    It's okay, I have no soul either.

    I sold it for a snickers.

    It was totally worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    How can he tell a rabbit has no soul, anyway?
    Because they don't wear shoes.

    ...

    I apologize, that was just horrible.

    I will now begin beating myself.

    Sexually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Because they don't wear shoes.

    ...

    I apologize, that was just horrible.

    I will now begin beating myself.

    Sexually.
    Wouldn't it be the other way, according to your other post? :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Because they don't wear shoes.

    ...

    I apologize, that was just horrible.

    I will now begin beating myself.

    Sexually.
    It's understandable after a comment like that.

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