Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
Bugs don't have organs. They're just like tiny little jelly donuts.
Wait, so The Walking Dead is actually about humanity slowly turning into bugs?

Oh man, I can't wait until the season where all the zombies turn into brundlefly. It's going to be the greatest.

Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
I hate spoiled kids. They grow up to be the idiot college kids that I used to have to live with. Charging up Mommy and Daddy's credit cards and driving their BMWs and being totally entitled to everything with no work involved. Who cares if you need to wake up in two hours to take care of dying people, I want to party and make noise and you can go to hell. Classy.
I should probably point out that the person living upstairs is 1.) My landlord, 2.) a nurse and 3.) prone to throwing parties around 8-12 PM on friday night, a night where I typically work at midnight.

On this friday it'll be loads of fun because I'll be coming off an 8 hour shift and have exactly 8 hours to sleep until my next one. 4 hours of which coincide with party time

Eh, not so bad. She keeps it to a reasonable volume and her friends aren't insufferable dick sandwiches. But still, I've got to whine about something otherwise people will think my life really is perfect.

Which it mostly is.