The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Milady]

As far as kids go, they can play some vidya.

But god help me if I see one BIG SARGENT SHOOTER MAN game with online play I will smack the little bastard.

Online modes are for proper gameplay and not an endless carousel of calling people/being called various racial and sexist slurs.

Papa will be proud if he sees little Toddomy (tee hee) playing Dark Souls XII.

I don't mind the occasional vidya, but I'm not dumping hundreds of dollars on next gen consoles and smartphones just because all the TV ads told them they were cool.

I don't even plan on going next gen myself, who knows if I'll even have any vidya around by the time I have kids.

[Sheik]

Oilers won 7-0.

7-0.

wut

Nowhere but up. I love it when my powers of clairvoyance kicks in.

Or hey, all that money could pay for like two college courses!

And what on Earth is that kid going to get for Christmas now if he's already got his Xbone?

1.) If the kid is getting that amount of cash dropped on him, the parent doesn't care for his college
2.) Plutonium?

As far as kids go, they can play some vidya.

But god help me if I see one BIG SARGENT SHOOTER MAN game with online play I will smack the little bastard.

Online modes are for proper gameplay and not an endless carousel of calling people/being called various racial and sexist slurs.

Papa will be proud if he sees little Toddomy (tee hee) playing Dark Souls XII.

If the creators doesn't cry in frustration for bringing back the meaning of hard for the sake of being hard.

[deadlegion]

I don't mind the occasional vidya, but I'm not dumping hundreds of dollars on next gen consoles and smartphones just because all the TV ads told them they were cool.

I don't even plan on going next gen myself, who knows if I'll even have any vidya around by the time I have kids.

You need the cash for more microwaves

[Milady]

The console could be the x-mas present, and he's just coming along so his dad doesn't accidentally get the wrong thing.

I had to do that with my parents.

They're "not hip" as it were.

Alternatively, maybe he's getting the games.

Oh wait...

My Dad trolled me one year.

We've always done the one present early on Christmas Eve opening. He gave one to my sister and one to me.

What were they?

Those like 20 packs of AA and AAA batteries.

OH GOD WHAT FREAKING AWESOME TOY WOULD WE BE GETTING TOMORROW THAT NEEDS ALL THESE BATTERIES

[Milady]

You need the cash for more microwaves

Damn microwaves.

[deadlegion]

Damn microwaves.

Be thankful they're cheap.
And you didn't buy a PS4

[Milady]

Also, I got a gun for Christmas when I was like 10.

Hell with your Xbone.

[Sheik]

My Dad trolled me one year.

We've always done the one present early on Christmas Eve opening. He gave one to my sister and one to me.

What were they?

Those like 20 packs of AA and AAA batteries.

OH GOD WHAT FREAKING AWESOME TOY WOULD WE BE GETTING TOMORROW THAT NEEDS ALL THESE BATTERIES

True parenting right there. At least your tv remote and potential handheld wouldn't die for about a semester

[Raype]

I don't mind the occasional vidya, but I'm not dumping hundreds of dollars on next gen consoles and smartphones just because all the TV ads told them they were cool.

I don't even plan on going next gen myself, who knows if I'll even have any vidya around by the time I have kids.

I was still blowing in cartridges when all the cool kids had their fancy pants discs.

Builds character.

And a squirrel like tendency to hoard games. Because OH GOD, THEY MIGHT STOP SELLING THE THINGS I NEED SOON.

My Dad trolled me one year.

We've always done the one present early on Christmas Eve opening. He gave one to my sister and one to me.

What were they?

Those like 20 packs of AA and AAA batteries.

OH GOD WHAT FREAKING AWESOME TOY WOULD WE BE GETTING TOMORROW THAT NEEDS ALL THESE BATTERIES

Books or socks?

My one present was always something uncool. My parents saw to that.

"Oh gee, a sweater. Thanks ma. Imma go to bed now, lest the excitement of wearing clothing keep me up all night"

[Milady]

Be thankful they're cheap.
And you didn't buy a PS4

Hey, I had to work like 5 hours for that microwave.

[Raype]

Also, I got a gun for Christmas when I was like 10.

Hell with your Xbone.

Note to self: be nicer to Milady.

[Milady]

Note to self: be nicer to Milady.

[Sheik]

Note to self: be nicer to Milady.

Then I wouldn't hear such character building stories. By that I mean laugh at unfortunate circumstances.

[Raype]

*see black spot out of the corner of my eye*

Oh fuck, is some ass clown using that stupid bug sig again?

*it moves over my sig*

Wut?

*it's an actual fly*

And that's why I need to wipe organ matter off my screen now.

[deadlegion]

Then I wouldn't hear such character building stories. By that I mean laugh at unfortunate circumstances.

Aren't you in the military?

lol