Actually, this gives me an idea.

Zombie Dad.

Tagline: He might want braaaaaains but he has plenty of heart.

It's about a recently deceased dad who returns from the grave to take care of his multicultural adopted children. Along the way they have to deal with such issues as divorce (his wife remarried after he died a few years earlier) and the gradually escalating zombie apocalypse. We also learn important life lessons, like in that very special episode where zombie dad helps his teenage son get off drugs whilst the son helps zombie dad ween off his crippling addiction to human flesh. Fun for the whole family!

Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
Pfft, can't gross me out. I work in oncology. Vomiting, diarrhea, oozing malignant wounds, corpses. Etc.
Ever try to lick the oozing pus from those wounds to see if it tastes like it smells?

I've always wondered about that.