The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Milady]

I hate spoiled kids. They grow up to be the idiot college kids that I used to have to live with. Charging up Mommy and Daddy's credit cards and driving their BMWs and being totally entitled to everything with no work involved. Who cares if you need to wake up in two hours to take care of dying people, I want to party and make noise and you can go to hell. Classy.

[Milady]

*see black spot out of the corner of my eye*

Oh fuck, is some ass clown using that stupid bug sig again?

*it moves over my sig*

Wut?

*it's an actual fly*

And that's why I need to wipe organ matter off my screen now.

Bugs don't have organs. They're just like tiny little jelly donuts.

[Raype]

Actually, this might be a probable reason for why I'm stockpiling a shitload of games lately. This newfangled generation is probably making me realize that my days of walking into a store and seeing a stack of PS3 games are numbered. So I have to BUY ALL THE GAMES because fuck ebay/amazon. And as such I have dozens of games I have not touched, nor am likely to touch soon.

I'd see a shrink about it, but it'll probably just turn into a discussion of my penis.

And I get enough of that on skype. For free.

Ah well, I haven't blown a whole paycheque on games I don't really need yet. Once I hit drag territory I'll be getting some help.

Then I wouldn't hear such character building stories. By that I mean laugh at unfortunate circumstances.

She has a gun and knowledge of human anatomy.

Not only can she kill you, she can specifically aim for the spots that will keep you alive whilst inflicting the worst pain.

I think this is treading dangerous territory.

[deadlegion]

Once I hit drag territory I'll be getting some help.

If you get to that stage you won't be able to afford any help

[Milady]

Actually, this might be a probable reason for why I'm stockpiling a shitload of games lately. This newfangled generation is probably making me realize that my days of walking into a store and seeing a stack of PS3 games are numbered. So I have to BUY ALL THE GAMES because fuck ebay/amazon. And as such I have dozens of games I have not touched, nor am likely to touch soon.

I'd see a shrink about it, but it'll probably just turn into a discussion of my penis.

And I get enough of that on skype. For free.

Ah well, I haven't blown a whole paycheque on games I don't really need yet. Once I hit drag territory I'll be getting some help.



She has a gun and knowledge of human anatomy.

Not only can she kill you, she can specifically aim for the spots that will keep you alive whilst inflicting the worst pain.

I think this is treading dangerous territory.

I don't want to buy ALL the games, but I must admit the only reason I was looking forward to the PS4 is for price drops.

I've been grossing my boyfriend out the last couple days. Can't remember what started it but every time he scratches or something I'm all BE CAREFUL YOUR FEMORAL ARTERY IS RIGHT THERE WHAT IF YOU NICKED IT. or. OH GAWD YOUR AORTA IS THICKER THAN YOUR THUMB WHAT IF YOU NICKED IT.

[Sheik]

Aren't you in the military?

lol

I'm already doomed, so I laugh at my and others pain. Moreso others.

She has a gun and knowledge of human anatomy.

Not only can she kill you, she can specifically aim for the spots that will keep you alive whilst inflicting the worst pain.

I think this is treading dangerous territory.

OK.
So can the rest of my co-workers and I. I'd still would like to be on at least neutral terms with people though

[Raype]

Bugs don't have organs. They're just like tiny little jelly donuts.

Wait, so The Walking Dead is actually about humanity slowly turning into bugs?

Oh man, I can't wait until the season where all the zombies turn into brundlefly. It's going to be the greatest.

I hate spoiled kids. They grow up to be the idiot college kids that I used to have to live with. Charging up Mommy and Daddy's credit cards and driving their BMWs and being totally entitled to everything with no work involved. Who cares if you need to wake up in two hours to take care of dying people, I want to party and make noise and you can go to hell. Classy.

I should probably point out that the person living upstairs is 1.) My landlord, 2.) a nurse and 3.) prone to throwing parties around 8-12 PM on friday night, a night where I typically work at midnight.

On this friday it'll be loads of fun because I'll be coming off an 8 hour shift and have exactly 8 hours to sleep until my next one. 4 hours of which coincide with party time

Eh, not so bad. She keeps it to a reasonable volume and her friends aren't insufferable dick sandwiches. But still, I've got to whine about something otherwise people will think my life really is perfect.

Which it mostly is.

[Milady]

I hate parties. So much.

My life's mostly good right now too. Aside from the usual workplace drama and helping out parents. I gotchyo back bro.

[Raype]

If you get to that stage you won't be able to afford any help

Eh, I can sell some things.

BUT NOT MY PRECIOUS GAME BABIES, THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO ME. MAYBE I CAN WHORE OUT MY GIRLFRIEND. YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET.

OK.
So can the rest of my co-workers and I. I'd still would like to be on at least neutral terms with people though

The worst you can do is quickscope and teabag me. I've had worse done.

Then again I learn all my military stuff from terrible videogames.

I don't want to buy ALL the games, but I must admit the only reason I was looking forward to the PS4 is for price drops.

I've been grossing my boyfriend out the last couple days. Can't remember what started it but every time he scratches or something I'm all BE CAREFUL YOUR FEMORAL ARTERY IS RIGHT THERE WHAT IF YOU NICKED IT. or. OH GAWD YOUR AORTA IS THICKER THAN YOUR THUMB WHAT IF YOU NICKED IT.

He can get revenge whilst commenting on the possibility of a ruptured internal iliac.

[Raype]

I hate parties. So much.

My life's mostly good right now too. Aside from the usual workplace drama and helping out parents. I gotchyo back bro.

Well if you bring a lemon cake to a party and invite Ivolt....

I'm effectively my own supervisor at work and only have to deal with scheduling bullshit (which I can opt to change but ehhhhh). My sole source of problem at work is dealing with people, and being able to picture their extended honeymoon with bubba helps A LOT. So work is fine and my parents are currently 1.) fine, 2.) potentially ill (colon troubles!) but probably fine, and 3.) basically a walking corpse.

But it's cool, I hate the last one. Families are the best.

[Milady]

Pfft, can't gross me out. I work in oncology. Vomiting, diarrhea, oozing malignant wounds, corpses. Etc.

[Sheik]

The worst you can do is quickscope and teabag me. I've had worse done.

Then again I learn all my military stuff from terrible videogames.

Don't worry, anyone who picks up a rifle expecting it to be like the games are going to be sorely disappointed. Especially when you have to clean and service your rifles. Upkeep's a bitch and a half.

[Raype]

Actually, this gives me an idea.

Zombie Dad.

Tagline: He might want braaaaaains but he has plenty of heart.

It's about a recently deceased dad who returns from the grave to take care of his multicultural adopted children. Along the way they have to deal with such issues as divorce (his wife remarried after he died a few years earlier) and the gradually escalating zombie apocalypse. We also learn important life lessons, like in that very special episode where zombie dad helps his teenage son get off drugs whilst the son helps zombie dad ween off his crippling addiction to human flesh. Fun for the whole family!

Pfft, can't gross me out. I work in oncology. Vomiting, diarrhea, oozing malignant wounds, corpses. Etc.

Ever try to lick the oozing pus from those wounds to see if it tastes like it smells?

I've always wondered about that.

[Sheik]

Pfft, can't gross me out. I work in oncology. Vomiting, diarrhea, oozing malignant wounds, corpses. Etc.

Had a brief on usual dangers associated with RF radiation. (Radio tech and such) Ever seen a man's appendages look like the end result of a hot dog microwaved too long? I didn't even know such a thing was so apparent.

[Raype]

Don't worry, anyone who picks up a rifle expecting it to be like the games are going to be sorely disappointed. Especially when you have to clean and service your rifles. Upkeep's a bitch and a half.

Bullet drop and wind sheer. Bitches don't even know.

Berserker packin' bitch and a half?