Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Yay!

The new questions:
(1) Do you plan on having a Robotnik gaming system released once you have taken over the world?
(2) With what are you getting started? (referring to one of your two(?) signature pictures) (I'm guessing it involves taking over the world?)
(3) What is the worst day of this month, in your opinion?

EDIT:

Dance!?
I. Absolutely. HATE. Dancing.
And birds. Because one tried to kill me.
But I'd rather not talk about it in this thread, otherwise Robotnik will (figuratively) kill me!

Also, I hate servers being too busy, I had to edit this twice.
And I'd rather not make useless posts, so I edit my posts instead. But nobody cares about that, I guess.

[X] Would editing a post instead of making a new one (until you answer) be a useful rule for this thread?

1 - I'm not really sure. Don't really see why I would though, the current ones work fine.
2 - It refers to my plans. Defeated a fair few times, but my plans are just getting started!
3 - The 5th. I had a light flu on the 5th.

X - Could work. I'm not too worried about multiple posts before my answers though, as long as they stay within reason.

Congrats on 1 year anniversary! ok.
Back to questions.ummmm.
What's the closest you got to defeating Sonic?
Have you ever thought of eliminating the alternate Dr.Robotnik?
Do you know how to cook?
Which one is more robotlike: Mitt Romney or Al Gore?

Thank you, thank you.
- Probably during the Adventure 2 plot. I did, in fact, jettison Sonic out the air lock of the ARK. I just intended the capsule to reach the planet, leaving Sonic unable to return. Why the bloody thing EXPLODED is still beyond me.
- That'd mean I'd have to enter another dimension. Very bad idea.
- Not very well. That's why I built a cooking bot.
- Ohhh no no no. You're not dragging me into a political discussion. The only politics will be my politics when I take over!

"Oh, if it weren't for the meddling hedgehog and his friends!"

I'm playing Sonic Unleashed on the Wii and I like it better than the PS3 version.

Why did you think what you did in that game was a good idea? I mean EVERYTHING that happened, not anything specific.

That's fine, everyone has their own preferences. I think both games are poorly designed, but the PS3/360 version is technically superior.

Are you going to demand Nintendo
to make you a character in the next Super Smash Bros.?

Tempting, but I won't enforce it. For now. It would be amusing, admittedly.

This had better happen.

To be sure.

Bowser vs. Robotnik
That would be epic

And over ridiculously soon. Really, you think Bowser can stand against the Egg Walker?

Hows about Shadow vs Dark Link?

No.

I'm not even going to dignify the idea of adding in more Shadow with a longer answer than 'no.'

Well, I am pretty sure I am not...

But... did you know there is another great scientific genius here in EP too?



Inside the spoiler.

Spoiler warning:

I do not recall the last time I sketched something.
It was probably months ago, which is why this one kinda sucks... :'D
But I like drawing, I mean, I do not know why I stopped in the first place.
(I think it was since I joined here... )
Anyway, if I draw something actually worth showing in the future, I will.

Alright! Let's do the "Robotnik Techno Dance"!

- None can match up to my genius.
- Not a bad sketch, actually. She's still evil, but not a bad sketch. Feel free to link others. And I appreciate the spoiler tags, it makes the thread a bit more manageable.
- You and that bloody emoticon.

First question: Would you need my help? Seriously, I am Ragnarok, you the Nord Doomsday...

Second question: What will you do if our Octopi overlords come to earth?

and finally: Will you ban video games?

1 - "I am Ragnarok, you the Nord Doomsday"? That sentence makes little sense, unless you mean I'm doomsday. In which case, I would have to inform you that building several doomsday devices doesn't make me an actual doomsday.
2 - ...your octopus overlords. Really. I know the tale of Ragnarok reasonably well, and at no point do octopus overlords feature. Ever. Should overlords of such a type ever come to this world, I would subtly gesture for them to leave.

With the Egg Dragoon's main gun.
3 - Why on earth would I? I'm not anti-fun. I'm just anti-idiots-ruling-the-world-while-running-it-into-the-ground.

Do you like my new sig tag?

I won't waste words on it, other than to say that your opinion is provably wrong.

What do you have to say about your Nintendo rival "Bowser"?

He's only a rival commercially, but here's the crux. I exist. He doesn't. So I think I can live with having a commercial rival consisting of pixels and data-points.