Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[foggy_han]

Massive post ahoy?

- Hey, isn't that remark a little on the "hypocrite" side?

Spoiler warning:

...but I am happy that I had an answer post just for me!

- No, I don't use subliminal messages. They're impossible. Also, I don't Join the Eggman Empire! approve of fiddling with people's minds.

You just did. And quite the bad one, if you ask me...
Really, I mean, the first thing I actually read was "don't Join the Eggman Empire"...

- Do you think that would even work with... I don't know, Knuckles, for example? ^^'

- Well, it pays to look towards the future. A future which I will rule.

Yet another good advice.
Still, I wonder what would happen if, based on that advice, a girl starts to call the boy she loves "boyfriend"...

Spoiler warning:

... psycho girls included.

- I know it's good advice. Being suicidal stems from various sources. Either being immensely depressed, too sick to want to live on (though I don't consider that suicide, but euthanasia), or too stupid to come up with alternatives.

... I would also add: "lack of purpose/objectives in life".

- Well, SEGA's not really off-track. They still make games. As long as they continue to make games of my exploits, then I have no complaints. And Old Consoles are nice.

Yes, they are.

Oh, by the way, I was playing Sonic Advance 2 the other day and something bugged me a little:
- Why did they change the way the characters bounce off television items?

I mean that, in the mega drive games, for example, you could hit a TV and a badnik right after, because the
character would still be rolling, but in this game, if you hit an item, the character "unrolls" and crashes on badniks.
(it made me a little mad, yes. XD)

Unless... wait.
- Did you have something to do with that, so that Sonic could lose a couple of rings more?

- Nice to know that you enjoy interacting with me. Some day the Eggman Empire will rule, and the world will be the better for it.

Are you listening to this, Sonic? Not everyone hates me! Now get off my back!

I agree, but I do not think that will ever happen.

- What about the other characters? Sonic is not the only real menace, right?