Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Shane]

Really, I'm running out of ways to put this so it'd fit in the available place in your head. I would imprison the rodent, preferably using cryofreeze, and only defrost him when I've taken over.

- Do you have any device that removes memories thus causing amnesia?

- I don't need to use subliminal messaging on Knuckles. I'd just have to tell him that 'Knuckles, Sonic is after the Master Emerald. For real this time! Honest! Would I lie to you?' and off he'd go.

* So Knuckles really is that stupid?

- Amy is just scary. Any questions?

= One. Is there anything else that makes her scary other than the fact that she has that hammer?

(1) What do you feel about people who go on strike just because they think they don't get paid enough?
(2) Do you ever play rogue-like games (like NetHack or Angband)?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

- Do you have any device that removes memories thus causing amnesia?

* So Knuckles really is that stupid?

= One. Is there anything else that makes her scary other than the fact that she has that hammer?

(1) What do you feel about people who go on strike just because they think they don't get paid enough?
(2) Do you ever play rogue-like games (like NetHack or Angband)?

- No. That would be nasty. Plus, just hit someone with a hammer. Either he'll die or lose his mind. Done.
* Immensely so. Really. He still hasn't figured out that I stole the Master Emerald and replaced it with a fake about two years ago, for example.
= The hammer's not the main issue. It's the fact that she's a complete psycho. With a hammer.

That's the issue.
1 - If they're right, well done them. If they're whiny and I've taken over already? They'd best reconsider...
2 - Not very often, unless you count Dungeons of Dredmor.

[Iamerror]

Maybe you should post a picture of you facepalming.
I can take care of myself, I won't blunder into anything.
What will you do with dissents after you take over? Well, maybe I don't want to know.

[Mohit]

The information contained within this website?

[GunSlinger Boy]

How is Angel Island staying afloat if you've replaced it's power source?

[Sheik]

Hey doc?
You have a garden you take care of?

[Shane]

(1) Is there anything that you regret doing?
(2) Am I annoying?

[Fruitalicious]

Do you use a smart phone? and if so, what kind?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Maybe you should post a picture of you facepalming.
I can take care of myself, I won't blunder into anything.
What will you do with dissents after you take over? Well, maybe I don't want to know.

- Tempting.
- Good. Then by all means, enjoy.
- I'll just incarcerate them, I'm not needlessly cruel.

I'm still debating whether to introduce the death penalty in certain... specific cases, however.

The information contained within this website?

Feel free to turn this into an actual question as opposed to a half-line with a question mark on the end of it.

How is Angel Island staying afloat if you've replaced it's power source?

Thrusters. Installed 'em years ago, and keeping those powered is child's play to the amount of power the Master Emerald provides.

Hey doc?
You have a garden you take care of?

Does a Chao Garden count? If so, yes.

(1) Is there anything that you regret doing?
(2) Am I annoying?

1 - Some things. Nearly nuking Station Square in a fit of rage... wasn't one of my high points.
2 - No, not really.

Do you use a smart phone? and if so, what kind?

Who'd call me? I'm Dr. Robotnik. I use a communications system for everyone I need to speak with, and hack into systems for people I want to speak with that aren't on my network.

[foggy_han]

- No, it's not hypocritical. You write the monster posts, I reply to them.

Ah, the undeniable logic... sasuga Dokuta-san!

I fear this one is (going to be) a monster post too, though. Do you mind it?

- I don't need to use subliminal messaging on Knuckles. I'd just have to tell him that 'Knuckles, Sonic is after the Master Emerald. For real this time! Honest! Would I lie to you?' and off he'd go.

The poor thing. I think Sega dumbifies him too much though. He is a cute little guy. :3

Here is proof:

Spoiler warning:

- Amy is just scary. Any questions?

Who mentioned Amy?

But I will have to disagree with that. I don't think Amy is "just" scary.
(I will agree that some characters are terribly designed though... like "Silver"... )

Oh, here is proof again:

Spoiler warning:

See? She is just adorable!

Spoiler warning:

Oh... my... gosh!!

(I actually saw that last year, in the Sonic X show... it spooked me, that face... really... >__<)

Okay, let us agree that "classical Amy" is cute, and the other one is scary, shall we?

- Who knows. SEGA designs the games, not me. I just slap them if they misrepresent me too badly. And believe me, the Egg Slapper Mk. 17 will guarantee a headache for the rest of the day.

Sounds like a handy gadget. I want one of those.

- No, but Sonic is definitely the main menace. Knuckles can be tricked into hopping into lava, Tails, despite his becoming more independent, still relies on Sonic a great deal, and the rest of them barely figure, with the exception of the angsty powerhouse, Shadow. Who I could probably take out by placing a hologram or two of Maria, though I'm loathe to do that.

What about Cream?

...

Oh, the following ones were not directed to me, but I found some of them interesting:

Thrusters. Installed 'em years ago, and keeping those powered is child's play to the amount of power the Master Emerald provides.

There is just one thing I do not understand, and I hope you can explain to me in terms I can understand.
(maybe using an illustration... )

Just... how much power/energy does the Master Emerald really has?

Does a Chao Garden count? If so, yes.

For what purpose?

1 - Some things. Nearly nuking Station Square in a fit of rage... wasn't one of my high points.

When was that?

Who'd call me? I'm Dr. Robotnik.

[Shane]

Who'd call me?

Well, I guess Foggy would


Anyway.
1. What do you do to idiots who call you stuff like "idiots?" Do you ignore them?
2. How do you keep up with foggy's monstrously large posts?
3. How would you feel if you were frozen?
4. This is most likely a *very* stupid question, but how skilled are you with HTML code?
5. Do you know where the Great White shark capital of the world is?
6+. Coming in the future because I'm too tired to think up of more. It's already 01:10 in South Africa at the time I'm posting this.

[Iamerror]

So you're the one who hacked my computer!hahaha. Just a joke.
I don't have a cell phone, but you can email me.
What's scarier? Being trapped in a box with Amy, or Being on a quiz show with Knuckles as your partner?

[foggy_han]

What's scarier? Being trapped in a box with Amy, or Being on a quiz show with Knuckles as your partner?

Oh my... that was really funny.
I wonder what will the answer be...

[GunSlinger Boy]

what would you do if Archie Robotnik and Archie-anti-Robotnik came into your world?

[luffy4]

given that this thread is 9 days from being a full year old, how do you remember which questions have been answered?
-are you going to change from eggman to doofenshmirtz or something for Halloween?