Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Shane]

III - In my own words, I need the actual name before I actually tell you what it is. I mean, if you're going to give me some random sounds without actually being certain as to what it is, I'm not going to be able to define it.

I & II: What is ununquadium and ununhexium in your own words?
III: Who was I a few days ago?
IV: Out of all the elements on the Periodic Tables that are metals, which is the most important for your plans?
V: Do you know any pyromaniacs?

[GunSlinger Boy]

do you know of any elements that have not been discovered by the scientists of this world?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I & II: What is ununquadium and ununhexium in your own words?
III: Who was I a few days ago?
IV: Out of all the elements on the Periodic Tables that are metals, which is the most important for your plans?
V: Do you know any pyromaniacs?

I & II: "newly discovered" elements. That were out of date when I picked up on them years back. In my own words: Useless for my pursuits.
III: I have no idea. How should I know? I don't habitually hack everyone and everything that comes my way you know.
IV: Gold - quite useful for its conductivity. Plus, funding my plots does cost a fair bit, you know.
V: Luckily, no. While my systems are fireproof, I've no real interest in fire-starting idiots.

do you know of any elements that have not been discovered by the scientists of this world?

I am a scientist of this world. The most brilliant one, in point of fact. So I know about all of them. If there are elements that haven't been discovered yet, I wouldn't know about it, now would I?

Of course, I would be the first to discover it.

[Shane]

I . When last did you watch television?
II. Do you prefer making news or watching it?
II. Does Sonic have any fears that you can use against him?
III. Do you play any sort of card games?
IV. Do you play any sort of board games?
V . Do you have any teleporting devices that you use if you are headed to a very far place?


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III: I have no idea. How should I know? I don't habitually hack everyone and everything that comes my way you know.

I'm Wayne Jakobus Michael Shane "Bane" Neumann.

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[Fist Of Tulkas]

That makes a lot more sense.

1) What ever happened to your assistant robots? Orbot, Cubo- I don't care about Cubot. Nevermind it.
2) Please tell me you didn't blow up the planet during the events recorded in "Sonic Unleashed".
3) Come to think of it, between CHAOS, Gaia, Time Eater, and other events... why do you keep tapping into powers you don't fully understand let alone control?
4) What happened to the Super Emeralds?
5) In Sonic 1, there are 6 Emeralds. In Sonic 2, there are 7. In Sonic the Fighter, there are 8 Emeralds.
Granted, from what I can remember it is Sonic 2 where Super Sonic first appeared but Sonic the Fighters requires 8 emeralds to unlock Super Sonic for a boss fight. Colors I can safely guess are due to system limitations or just not giving a damn, but considering they are crystals of chaos energy I can't help but wonder if the number and colors in real life fluctuate as well due to their nature.
6)
Why did you and Amy both use vehicles loaded with weapons (missiles and slick oil) while everyone else (including your robots) were on foot? In fact, why did you spam the racer roster with your creations?

[Sheik]

Hey Doc.

1.) So, ever just decided to just slap propaganda calling Sonic evil across the world?
2.) Can you fight bare handed (competently)?
3.) When will we ever see you with your glasses/goggles off?
4.) Do you have plans of making a Death Egg Mach 3?
5.) What would you call the best representation of the events when you and Sonic clash?

[Fist Of Tulkas]

Bonus question:
Why don't you ever just lock up / arrest / imprison Sonic? I know GUN's prison island and your Egg Carrier didn't hold Sonic or Amy, but both were due to outside forces (Sonic's allies and a malfunctioning robot respectively).
SonicRPGFake.png ... I was bored so I made the image like an 8-Bit RPG. When I get bored, I doodle.

[GunSlinger Boy]

Bonus question:
Why don't you ever just lock up / arrest / imprison Sonic? I know GUN's prison island and your Egg Carrier didn't hold Sonic or Amy, but both were due to outside forces (Sonic's allies and a malfunctioning robot respectively).
SonicRPGFake.png ... I was bored so I made the image like an 8-Bit RPG. When I get bored, I doodle.

Tails can fly, Knux could bash those lasers with his claws, Gamma, Omega, Scourge, Shadow, Rouge, Sally Acorn, Silver, Zonic, any of the Chaotix or Freedom Fighters, even the Destructix and Scourge's people would get them out!

also, the good doctor would not be able to have any fun if he did that. because a life without Sonic is a boring one indeed.

that's just my opinion.

is there a Zorro in you universe?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I . When last did you watch television?
II. Do you prefer making news or watching it?
II. Does Sonic have any fears that you can use against him?
III. Do you play any sort of card games?
IV. Do you play any sort of board games?
V . Do you have any teleporting devices that you use if you are headed to a very far place?


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I'm Wayne Jakobus Michael Shane "Bane" Neumann.

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I - Approximately 20 minutes ago. I do try to keep up with the latest news, after all.
II - He has a few fears, but no actual phobias, so no, I'm afraid not.
III - Not really. Played that Magic: The Gathering thing for a short while, but I lost interest.
IV - Depends. Can the entire world be considered a board and all my forces my pawns to move at my leisure? No? Oh, then no.
V - Teleportation's a tricky gambit at the best of times, so I tend to only use it in case of absolute emergency. I do have a teleportation network in place though.

And hey Shane.

That makes a lot more sense.

1) What ever happened to your assistant robots? Orbot, Cubo- I don't care about Cubot. Nevermind it.
2) Please tell me you didn't blow up the planet during the events recorded in "Sonic Unleashed".
3) Come to think of it, between CHAOS, Gaia, Time Eater, and other events... why do you keep tapping into powers you don't fully understand let alone control?
4) What happened to the Super Emeralds?
5) In Sonic 1, there are 6 Emeralds. In Sonic 2, there are 7. In Sonic the Fighter, there are 8 Emeralds.
Granted, from what I can remember it is Sonic 2 where Super Sonic first appeared but Sonic the Fighters requires 8 emeralds to unlock Super Sonic for a boss fight. Colors I can safely guess are due to system limitations or just not giving a damn, but considering they are crystals of chaos energy I can't help but wonder if the number and colors in real life fluctuate as well due to their nature.
6)
Why did you and Amy both use vehicles loaded with weapons (missiles and slick oil) while everyone else (including your robots) were on foot? In fact, why did you spam the racer roster with your creations?

1 - Left Cubot behind in space. Orbot was renamed by SEGA for no apparent reason, he's still Sass, also known as 5A-55, and still works with me. If I hadn't left Cubot behind in space, I probably would've launched him there and then tried to forget about him. Blighted voice chips.
2 - I certainly cracked it. How on earth did you miss it? Did you oversleep? Were you in a coma? What? I did ensure no lives were lost, however, and I succeeded. If you want to know how I managed that, I refer you again to the fact that I am the most brilliant thing in the history of this planet, up to and including sliced bread.
3 - There's often a "it seemed like a good idea at the time" thought behind it. And in fairness, I had proper control over Time Eater. It was simply defeated.
4 - I've been looking into that, actually. It looks like the Chaos Emeralds were lesser gemstones until they were brought back to Angel Island and reunited with the Master Emerald. The result is that they regained their proper form, mistakenly referred to at the time as "Super Emeralds", but frankly, they're just the true Chaos Emeralds.
5 - Actually, that's just SEGA having a few twits over at the story department not knowing the actual background data. There are seven, always were seven, and always will be seven. The reason the energies they contain doesn't go completely mental is precisely because it's constrained in such an orderly shell. The Master Emerald seems to be able to transcend this - having been shattered on multiple occasions - but the Chaos Emeralds do not. At least, that's my theory at the present time. I don't particularly want to test out what happens if I were to shatter a Chaos Emerald, as disgustingly hard as it would prove to be anyway.
6 - Most of these spinoff games are pure money-grabs by SEGA, using a famous franchise to garner some extra money. This was merely a friendly racing event, but when SEGA decided to do a game on it, they decided "Well, it's Robotnik, he's evil, he uses missiles because he cheats!"

I have no idea why they also gave Amy weaponry though. Possibly fits with the fact that she's a nutter.

Hey Doc.

1.) So, ever just decided to just slap propaganda calling Sonic evil across the world?
2.) Can you fight bare handed (competently)?
3.) When will we ever see you with your glasses/goggles off?
4.) Do you have plans of making a Death Egg Mach 3?
5.) What would you call the best representation of the events when you and Sonic clash?

1 - Propaganda wars are ineffectual at best by this point. If I'd started out with it, perhaps, but let's be frank here. I've been trying to take over the world for going on twenty years now. Sonic's been stopping me and cementing a reputation as a world-wide hero for going on 20 years now.

It'd take something pretty significant to reshape public perception. Something like me taking over, for example.
2 - Well, I'm no martial artist, but I can hold my own if someone tries to punch me out.

Of course, if someone tried to punch me out, I'd be as likely to just get into the Eggmobile and smash their heads in. Not killing, but certainly educating.
3 - That's for me to know and for you to- Argh, I can't finish it, too bad a cliché. I'll just say 'perhaps', for now.
4 - Well, technically speaking, there've been more than two iterations already. I'm not sure why my naming policy never got past 'mark II'. I'll look into it.
5 - Do you mean which game is the most accurate? Probably Sonic Adventure 2. Aside from obvious concessions made to improve gameplay, it told the story fairly accurately.

Bonus question:
Why don't you ever just lock up / arrest / imprison Sonic? I know GUN's prison island and your Egg Carrier didn't hold Sonic or Amy, but both were due to outside forces (Sonic's allies and a malfunctioning robot respectively).
SonicRPGFake.png ... I was bored so I made the image like an 8-Bit RPG. When I get bored, I doodle.

Yeah, that's sort of the problem. If I could manage to catch/arrest/imprison Sonic and all of his friends in one go? I would've taken over already.

Also, nice image. I note that my name's been reduced to "RBTNK" though. 8-bit limitations or just space limitations?

[Fist Of Tulkas]

Tails can fly, Knux could bash those lasers with his claws, Gamma, Omega, Scourge, Shadow, Rouge, Sally Acorn, Silver, Zonic, any of the Chaotix or Freedom Fighters, even the Destructix and Scourge's people would get them out!

also, the good doctor would not be able to have any fun if he did that. because a life without Sonic is a boring one indeed.

that's just my opinion.

is there a Zorro in you universe?

He has robots who can fly. The lasers were just a representation, not a suggestion. Besides, he can't get at the generators if they are embedded within 2 feet of steel or whatever metal he uses in construction. Gamma self-destructed. Omega can be shut down. Shadow, Rouge, and the Chaotix are biological and thus can be stopped by various gasses (or lack thereof). Silver is also biological and in another dimension/time. Scourge, Sally Acorn, Zonic, the Freedom Fighters, the Destructix and Scourge's gang are all in a completely different set of dimensions. This Robotnik is the one you see in the games (more or less).

A life without Sonic may be boring, but he can accomplish his goals. Remember the trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...uJustShootHim?

[GunSlinger Boy]

Gamma sacrificed himself to save Shadow and he transferred his personality or whatever into Omega to make him more.... i don't know, human?

Knux can and has done worse. besides, if they're anywhere NEAR Excalibur, The Master Emerald, 50 rings, or 7 Chaos Emeralds (or the extra-dimensional equvalant thereof) Knux, Sonic, and anyone else nearby with a super-form goes super. Silver is in another time, but he has shown he can move through them at will and can also look into the past. Shadow.... is complicated. Chaos blast can set them free, and if they use something like the Enerjak transformation on Knux, Eggman's stuff don't stand a single chance.

[GunSlinger Boy]

one more thing, there's a whole lot of dimensional crossover in all the series. therefore everyone i listed is viable as a rescuer of Amy, Tails, Knux and Sonic. not to mention the fact that Sonic's Spindash has cut through miles of metal and the fact that i don't think the good doctor could even catch Sonic, even if he got ahold of the other three.

[Fist Of Tulkas]

1 - Left Cubot behind in space. Orbot was renamed by SEGA for no apparent reason, he's still Sass, also known as 5A-55, and still works with me. If I hadn't left Cubot behind in space, I probably would've launched him there and then tried to forget about him. Blighted voice chips.
2 - I certainly cracked it. How on earth did you miss it? Did you oversleep? Were you in a coma? What? I did ensure no lives were lost, however, and I succeeded. If you want to know how I managed that, I refer you again to the fact that I am the most brilliant thing in the history of this planet, up to and including sliced bread.
3 - There's often a "it seemed like a good idea at the time" thought behind it. And in fairness, I had proper control over Time Eater. It was simply defeated.
4 - I've been looking into that, actually. It looks like the Chaos Emeralds were lesser gemstones until they were brought back to Angel Island and reunited with the Master Emerald. The result is that they regained their proper form, mistakenly referred to at the time as "Super Emeralds", but frankly, they're just the true Chaos Emeralds.
5 - Actually, that's just SEGA having a few twits over at the story department not knowing the actual background data. There are seven, always were seven, and always will be seven. The reason the energies they contain doesn't go completely mental is precisely because it's constrained in such an orderly shell. The Master Emerald seems to be able to transcend this - having been shattered on multiple occasions - but the Chaos Emeralds do not. At least, that's my theory at the present time. I don't particularly want to test out what happens if I were to shatter a Chaos Emerald, as disgustingly hard as it would prove to be anyway.
6 - Most of these spinoff games are pure money-grabs by SEGA, using a famous franchise to garner some extra money. This was merely a friendly racing event, but when SEGA decided to do a game on it, they decided "Well, it's Robotnik, he's evil, he uses missiles because he cheats!"
I have no idea why they also gave Amy weaponry though. Possibly fits with the fact that she's a nutter.

Yeah, that's sort of the problem. If I could manage to catch/arrest/imprison Sonic and all of his friends in one go? I would've taken over already.

Also, nice image. I note that my name's been reduced to "RBTNK" though. 8-bit limitations or just space limitations?

2) I'm not from your iteration of Earth. Of course I missed it. I wasn't there. This is why I couldn't just go out of my house (or city) and just walk up to one of the Item TV boxes or the capsules. Also: sliced bread isn't brilliant. Whenever people compare themselves to sliced bread, I picture something vaguely interested but quickly going stale and almost as quickly becoming disgusted with it. Not the best thing to be compared to. ... I overthink comparisons.
4) If the Chaos Emeralds are the Super Emeralds and were not very powerful... then what was going on with them while Knuckles' ancestors fought CHAOS and created the Gizoids? Not to mention "Sonic 1" and SegaSonic.
5) That reminds me of another question: The Blue Emerald paradox/loop during the undone Soleanna thing. What are your thoughts on that? Besides "I need an aspirin." I loathe time travel paradoxes.

Bonus) Thanks. I wanted to emulate an 8 Bit RPG, so I shortened everyone's names. Including the unseen party member who you'd get by reprogramming one of the mass robots behind your character. I even went and thought out some general ideas for the fake RPG.

SONIC (Sonic) ... High AGI (Agility). First party character.
TAILS (Tails) SONIC's best friend. High TEK (MP/Special Attack Points). Second party character.
KNUCK (Knuckles) Guardian from Angel Island. High ATK (Attack). Ex-Boss; Fourth party character.
ROSEY (Rosey Rascal) Fortune-telling Fangirl. High LCK (Luck). Third party character.
ROBOB (Robot Blue) Reprogrammed ROBOR. High DEF (Defense). Optional (fifth) party character.
ROBOR (Robot Red) Common Enemy.
MSONK (Metal Sonic) Boss. High AGI.
RBTNK (Robotnik) Boss. High LCK.

[GunSlinger Boy]

you're incorporating the Rosie The Rascal from Archie Sonic's Mirror Zone

[Fist Of Tulkas]

Gamma sacrificed himself to save Shadow and he transferred his personality or whatever into Gamma to make him more.... i don't know, human?

Knux can and has done worse. besides, if they're anywhere NEAR Excalibur, The Master Emerald, 50 rings, or 7 Chaos Emeralds (or the extra-dimensional equvalant thereof) Knux, Sonic, and anyone else nearby with a super-form goes super. Silver is in another time, but he has shown he can move through them at will and can also look into the past. Shadow.... is complicated. Chaos blast can set them free, and if they use something like the Enerjak transformation on Knux, Eggman's stuff don't stand a single chance.

Gamma blew up after finishing its self-programmed directive to save the rest of the E-100 series robots. It released the bird (Flicky?) that was inside it. ... you're talking about the comics, arn't you? Also: Gamma appeared before Shadow. Sure you're not thinking of Omega?

Excalibur is from a story book. That was not real. Also, we're talking about physical contact not mystical energies. Besides, we're talking about the SEGA game characters, not the Archie Comic characters.

one more thing, there's a whole lot of dimensional crossover in all the series. therefore everyone i listed is viable as a rescuer of Amy, Tails, Knux and Sonic. not to mention the fact that Sonic's Spindash has cut through miles of metal and the fact that i don't think the good doctor could even catch Sonic, even if he got ahold of the other three.

Cutscene Power. Gameplay and Story segregation.