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    1). Since you have a lot of money, Do you contribute to charities?
    2). Do you mentor young scientists?
    3). What is one thing you would change about the world today?
    4). What would you do If Sonic gave up or retired?
    5). What do you think is your greatest accomplishment so far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    4). What would you do If Sonic gave up or retired?
    one of the following imho:

    do something to make Sonic un-retire.
    give up.
    or, most likely: IT AIN'T NEVAH GONNA HAPPEN BABAY!

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    Are you going to do something special if this reaches 100 pages?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    (1) Am I mental?

    (2) Are minors those who are younger than 18? If so then I'm one...
    (3) What is your favourite holiday?
    (4) What's a common name in the Netherlands?
    (5) What would you be if you weren't a scientist?
    (6) Do you think Knuckles will never realize that you have that Master Emerald?


    Yeah... I made that word up when I was 11, don't know why. Probably the day that I got my worst injury that year.
    1 - ...well, I try not to lie, so...

    Yes.
    2 - Yes. They are. And you are.
    3 - I live by my own schedule, so I don't really have any favourite holidays to speak of.
    4 - As in, a name given to a person? "Jan" or "Henk", I suppose.
    5 - I have no idea, it's what I am. I suppose I"d bend my intellect to a different pursuit. Possibly magic.
    6 - Unless someone outright tells him - no.

    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    then i guess you'll like the ones i'm making. i'm working on remakes of the two Zebrahead ones, the two Crush 40 ones, the Brawl Instrumental, and an original one. honestly, can you tell the difference between the three main ones? i personally don't like Crush 40s His World 2, nor the Brawl instrumental.

    what would you think if Nintendo bought out SEGA and SEGA became a dev for nintendo?

    can you fix my digital cameras? they run through batteries like crazy!

    are you a member of the SEGA PR department posing as Dr Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik?
    - I don't like the song. I don't have any interest in listening to more remixes that would remind me of a song I heartily dislike. And yes, I could tell the difference between them if I went back to listen to them again. Which I don't want to.
    - I wouldn't care, as long as they keep paying me the agreed royalties for featuring me in the Sonic games.
    - Every digital camera known to man does that. The only way to fix the issue is to get batteries with greater longevity, and you're not getting my Egg Chaos Drives.
    - I'm going to have to keep repeating myself, aren't I?

    I AM DOCTOR ROBOTNIK. I am not a roleplayer, I am not a representative of SEGA, and I most certainly am not interested in answering more questions about this.

    If you refuse to accept that I'm Dr. Robotnik, that's fine, but stop bothering me about it, for heaven's sake.

    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    1). Since you have a lot of money, Do you contribute to charities?
    2). Do you mentor young scientists?
    3). What is one thing you would change about the world today?
    4). What would you do If Sonic gave up or retired?
    5). What do you think is your greatest accomplishment so far?
    1 - On occasion. Anonymously.
    2 - Almost, but not quite. I monitor young scientists, to ensure I stay up to date with the latest developments. Thus far, I'm still ahead by several hundred years, science-wise.
    3 - Its ruling factions, replaced by me.
    4 - I'd take over the world without much opposition.
    5 - Egg Carrier, definitely the Egg Carrier.

    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    one of the following imho:

    do something to make Sonic un-retire.
    give up.
    or, most likely: IT AIN'T NEVAH GONNA HAPPEN BABAY!
    The only one in here that's logical is number three, although I would never, in my life, phrase it like that. Sonic is indeed unlikely to retire.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gig. View Post
    Are you going to do something special if this reaches 100 pages?
    I'm debating it. It'll either be for the 100 page mark or the first anniversary, which is also coming up. Depends on which one arrives first, really.

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    (1) Is Sonic affected by aging like hedgehogs or humans are or is he "too chaotic" (for lack of better words) to age like normal hedgehogs?

    (2) I can't remember if this has been asked in the past, but will there be a Robotnik Day when you finally succeed in your plans?

    (3) Will there still be need for presidents after you conquer the world?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    1 - ...well, I try not to lie, so...

    Yes.
    Thank you for your honesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    one of the following imho:

    do something to make Sonic un-retire.
    give up.
    or, most likely: IT AIN'T NEVAH GONNA HAPPEN BABAY!
    The only one in here that's logical is number three, although I would never, in my life, phrase it like that.
    (4) How would you phrase it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    (1) Is Sonic affected by aging like hedgehogs or humans are or is he "too chaotic" (for lack of better words) to age like normal hedgehogs?

    (2) I can't remember if this has been asked in the past, but will there be a Robotnik Day when you finally succeed in your plans?

    (3) Will there still be need for presidents after you conquer the world?


    Thank you for your honesty.



    (4) How would you phrase it?
    1)
    nobody cares

    2) if this did, there would be no series, games, comicbooks, or otherwise!

    3) like i said, he'll never succeed, because that would finish the series, and SEGA could not sell any more games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    (1) Is Sonic affected by aging like hedgehogs or humans are or is he "too chaotic" (for lack of better words) to age like normal hedgehogs?

    (2) I can't remember if this has been asked in the past, but will there be a Robotnik Day when you finally succeed in your plans?

    (3) Will there still be need for presidents after you conquer the world?


    Thank you for your honesty.



    (4) How would you phrase it?
    1 - Quite difficult to say with any accuracy. Mentally he seems to never age, certainly. Physically, he's aging, slowly but surely, as do we all.
    2 - It has been asked before, and the idea's still up in the air. I doubt it though. Keeping self-aggrandizement to a relatively low key for a while after taking over might be a good idea.
    3 - No. Possibly there'd be a need for sub-leaders, but I'd be the one in charge. It sort of comes with the territory.
    4 - Something along the lines of "Sonic retiring? Yeah, that's about as likely to happen as my Eggmobile suddenly coming alive."

    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    1)
    nobody cares

    2) if this did, there would be no series, games, comicbooks, or otherwise!

    3) like i said, he'll never succeed, because that would finish the series, and SEGA could not sell any more games.
    I believe this thread is entitled "Ask Dr. Robotnik", not "Ask GunSlinger Boy". Did he ask you the questions? No? I'm so happy you also noticed that.

    Also:

    1 - Apparently he cares enough to ask, and I cared enough to see if I couldn't figure it out.
    2 - Because the two are inherently related, I'm sure. Oh wait. The only things that would stop getting sequels would be the games. Again, the comics and series depict alternate dimension counterparts of my illustrious self.
    3 - You seem to be persistent in the belief that the games are my reason of being, rather than me being the reason for the games to exist. It's kind of silly, really.

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    heh, i know that, some of the stuff is just so ridiculous that i have to say something and get it over with.

    what i meant was SEGA would employ SPACE AGE tech and de-age Sonic somehow. :time:

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    Do you have a machine that interprets dreams so that one can make sense of it?
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    Why haven't you made a gaming peripheral yet ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    heh, i know that, some of the stuff is just so ridiculous that i have to say something and get it over with.

    what i meant was SEGA would employ SPACE AGE tech and de-age Sonic somehow. :time:
    Yeah, that's nice, but really, your answers aren't very accurate.

    Specifically because you seem completely persistent in the belief that SEGA holds sway over us. I'll try this one last time.

    SEGA recounts the stories of my attempts at world conquest and Sonic's usually successful attempts at stopping me. I.e. the only affiliation we have with SEGA is that they make games about us. They don't hold control over us.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    Do you have a machine that interprets dreams so that one can make sense of it?
    Such a device is a silly concept. Sorry, but that's the truth. Dreams can't be interpreted that easily, with a few exceptions, such as recurring nightmares of traumatic events. And if you need a device to interpret why you're having nightmares about a trauma, you need help.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik View Post
    Why haven't you made a gaming peripheral yet ?
    Because I design robotic armadas. Not gaming peripherals.

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    Yes, Roman numerals.
    (I) What is the longest name that you know of that a person has?
    (II) The answer is probably "yes" but I'll ask anyway: do you have a weather machine or a weather-predicting machine?
    (III) In your own words, what is ununquadium, ununhexium or whatever it's called?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fist Of Tulkas View Post
    What were you thinking with that Gizoid?
    "Show me your power. Or I shall not obey. I represent all things, and shall become Gizoid, the conqueror of all."
    You showed the damn thing a device that can destroy stars! You're supposed to be a genius!
    (IV) Was this an alternate dimension's Robotnik?
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    What is your favorite FPS?

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    Hello Doctor. I've been busy lately so I havn't had a chance to think of a question. I finally had one which, as soon as I started writing this, I forgot.

    Finally thought of something:
    What were you thinking with that Gizoid?
    "Show me your power. Or I shall not obey. I represent all things, and shall become Gizoid, the conqueror of all."
    You showed the damn thing a device that can destroy stars! You're supposed to be a genius!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael View Post
    Yes, Roman numerals.
    (I) What is the longest name that you know of that a person has?
    (II) The answer is probably "yes" but I'll ask anyway: do you have a weather machine or a weather-predicting machine?
    (III) In your own words, what is ununquadium, ununhexium or whatever it's called?


    (IV) Was this an alternate dimension's Robotnik?
    I - Depends on if we're talking real people or not. If not, I could point out the author of the weekly Zero Punctuation review videos, who's named himself "Sebastian Benjamin Yahtzee Godzilla Croshaw" for a laugh.
    II - No, actually. Tampering with the weather is, and always will be, an immensely risky undertaking. I try to avoid it whenever possible. It would be a bit of a shame if I took over and subsequently accidentally heralded the next Ice Age.
    III - In my own words, I need the actual name before I actually tell you what it is. I mean, if you're going to give me some random sounds without actually being certain as to what it is, I'm not going to be able to define it.
    IV - Actually, no. But it must be said that the Gizoid-concept backfired spectacularly. I didn't go quite as overboard in reality as the game made me out to be though. I merely showed it the capabilities of the Egg Fleet.

    Blighted thing still went insane though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gig. View Post
    What is your favorite FPS?
    Probably Serious Sam or BioShock. I.e. either a stupidly silly game that's completely over the top and doesn't take itself seriously, or a grim game with an exceptional storyline.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fist Of Tulkas View Post
    Hello Doctor. I've been busy lately so I havn't had a chance to think of a question. I finally had one which, as soon as I started writing this, I forgot.

    Finally thought of something:
    What were you thinking with that Gizoid?
    "Show me your power. Or I shall not obey. I represent all things, and shall become Gizoid, the conqueror of all."
    You showed the damn thing a device that can destroy stars! You're supposed to be a genius!
    Quite all right. For the answer to this though, I would point you back to my answer to Wayne Jakobus Micheal's question IV, earlier in this post.

    The Death Egg was certainly operational - again - for this whole thing, but I convinced the daft bot to work with me based on the capabilities of the Egg Fleet. SEGA just wanted to overdramatise. They tend to do that.

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