Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

thumbnailCAQ383KL.jpg... hello! this message's main purpose is to take up space!

no but seriously. have a question.
if you were stranded on a desert island, with no methods of communication, or robots, or boats, and the island really was a desert, and there were flood/decepticon/metalgear hybrids(hundreds of 'em), and you had no weapons, at all, what would you do and how long would you last?

I'll just ignore the tin of spam. Stuff's disgusting.

Metalgear hybrids? Anyway, I doubt even I would last very long. Oh wait, you said no robots. Never mind, I'm fine. I'd still have my eggmobile, and I'd fly off, get the Egg Dragoon II and wreak bloody havoc on that island. And no, the ggmobile does not qualify as a boat.

Nice try, see you next time.

Who annoys you the most? Me, Shadow, or Silver?

Yes.

Do you like Chinese food?
have you ever taken a Philosophy class?
How do you plan to squash any revolts when you take over?
Are you going to rename the Earth after conquering the world?
Are going to see the Avengers movie?
Do you read comics?
Do you have seatbelts in your egg carriers?
What time of year has the best sunsets? I think winter has the prettiest sunsets.
What kind of computer do you own?

- At times, yes. I do find that if you eat it too often you get sick of it very easily.
- Quite often, in fact. You don't form ideals without putting them into perspective, after all.
- With brutal efficiency. I am a master scientist, after all. Efficiency is a fairly large part of what I do.
- I don't really see why. What, were you expecting something garish like "Eggtopia" or something?

...I just had an idea, I'll be right back.
- Don't know, superhero films never really caught my attention.
- Some, yes.
- No. I don't expect to crash into another Egg Carrier. Also, it's still Egg Carrier. There's just the one.
- I find they're not limited to a specific time of year. Every night has the potential for a nice sunset, circumstances just need to be right.
- A Commodore 64. What do you think I own? I build my own systems, remember?