Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Haven't made a list in a while *ahem*

Where's Epsio?
Who's Scourge?
Who makes the hazards that sonic always get hurt by? Is it you?
Nice Trip?
Got an idea for a LP that i can do?
Component or HDMI?
Any news on the 1TB Hard Drive that I hear you're making?
Wanna play Serious Sam ?

- I have no idea. If you're talking about Espio, still no idea. He's a ninja, after all. Still, if he leaves me be, I'll leave him be.
- A troublemaker from an alternate dimension. Also, an idiot. Essentially an evil Sonic.
- Some are actually natural obstacles, believe it or not. Most of the others are mine, it must be said.
- Yep.
- Get a game you enjoy, and add amusing commentary.
- Egg-HD.
- ...a terabyte. Really? I'm well beyond that! Try Petabyte.
- With Diablo III having just been released? Grief no.

[Iamerror]

Welcome back! I hope your trip was pleasant.
Magus is my favorite too. He's the best magic user, and he's badass. I like Lucca and Frog too.
Do you read comic books? Do you consider them literature?
What was the easiest robot for you to make?
How long does it take you to build a robot?
What was the first console you owned?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Welcome back! I hope your trip was pleasant.
Magus is my favorite too. He's the best magic user, and he's badass. I like Lucca and Frog too.
Do you read comic books? Do you consider them literature?
What was the easiest robot for you to make?
How long does it take you to build a robot?
What was the first console you owned?

- It was, thank you.
- Chrono Trigger has a remarkably good cast of characters, especially for such an old game.
- On occasion. And it depends very strongly on which comic books. The Asterix comics, for example, I'd consider literature. They might be comic stories, but the amount of attention to detail and historical accuracy alone gives them that badge.
- The easiest? Probably the Egg Pawn. Modeled after me, and possessing only a very rudimentary AI, meant for mass production only. I've since upgraded the design at least a dozen times, of course, but the first models were extremely easy to build.
- The very first model usually takes the longest. The production stages after that are usually extremely fast.
- A SEGA Mega Drive/Genesis. They wanted to chronicle the endless battles between Sonic and myself, and I wanted to see the results.

[Sheik]

Do you have a prototype of the newest Xbox game system?
Does it feel good to be portrayed as evil?
What's a perabyte?
How many super-computers you own?
Time for a change of Pace!

Why not make a Mega-Man? (he shoots all thing down, pretty sure even sonic.)
Would you eradicate all your dimensional counterparts, seeing as they are tarnishing your name?
You're on earth.......right?
Parkour or Free-running?
Do you ever plan on Hijacking Station Square again, then play a rick roll on the screen so I can ?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Do you have a prototype of the newest Xbox game system?
Does it feel good to be portrayed as evil?
What's a perabyte?
How many super-computers you own?
Time for a change of Pace!

Why not make a Mega-Man? (he shoots all thing down, pretty sure even sonic.)
Would you eradicate all your dimensional counterparts, seeing as they are tarnishing your name?
You're on earth.......right?
Parkour or Free-running?
Do you ever plan on Hijacking Station Square again, then play a rick roll on the screen so I can ?

- Yes. I'm not above theft. Also, I could've designed this... thing.
- No. My cause is righteous! Just misunderstood!
- I have no idea. A petabyte is the equivalent to 1024 terabytes.
- Um, hello? Dr. Robotnik, genius scientist? Every computer I build is a supercomputer by definition!
- "Freeze!"
- Because Mega Man is a different franchise, and only efficient in said franchise. Also, if I could build a robot that could shoot down Sonic, I think I would've built it.
- No. Not my dimensions to meddle in. Also, meddling across dimensional borders could cause an apocalypse. For multiple dimensions. Bad idea right there.
- Yes. For a given value of yes.
- Full Eggmobile Flight.
- It'd be worth a giggle, but I don't think it'd accomplish much.

[Sheik]

Where do the Chaos Emeralds come from?
You Mad ?
Why's your hands' almost as large as your head?
Do you know Mighty the Armadillo?
Working Hard of Hardly Working?
Amused?

[Iamerror]

What movie disappointed you the most?
Do you think there will be more Star Wars movies?
What was your favorite show when you were little?

[Sheik]

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[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Where do the Chaos Emeralds come from?
You Mad ?
Why's your hands' almost as large as your head?
Do you know Mighty the Armadillo?
Working Hard of Hardly Working?
Amused?

- They're essentially a permanent force. I can't be sure where exactly they came from.
- Anyone asking that question certainly makes me so.
- I grew that way? How should I know? Well, okay, I could know, but I don't particularly care.
- Yes. Not much to the guy, really.
- As a genius bent on conquering the world, I think 'working hard' applies.
- "amused" what? How amused? Why amused? Really, a question usually consists of more than a single word.

What movie disappointed you the most?
Do you think there will be more Star Wars movies?
What was your favorite show when you were little?

- I'm honestly not sure. I do know what films disgust me the most, but I never build a huge amount of anticipation for new films, so there's rarely a huge sense of disappointment.
- God I hope not. The franchise has been beaten into a painful death followed by constant resurrection for cheap remakes. Let it be.
- Hrm...

At the risk of stereotype-enhancement - Dexter's Lab.

Do you like my original wacko SOTwacko.gif

Oh good grief, personalised emoticons. Someone save me.

[foggy_han]

Oh good grief, personalised emoticons. Someone save me.

Why, I have personalized emoticons myself!

Spoiler warning:

Still, what do you have to say about this one?

Spoiler warning:

[Iamerror]

I love Dexter's lab? I wish it was still on. Dee Dee stop touching things! Oh, what does this button do? NOOOOOO! Hahahaha!
I have a smilie too.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why, I have personalized emoticons myself!

Spoiler warning:

Still, what do you have to say about this one?

Spoiler warning:

- Oh dear.
- I think my first thought is 'aargh'. Then 'well, at least the mustache's nice.'

I love Dexter's lab? I wish it was still on. Dee Dee stop touching things! Oh, what does this button do? NOOOOOO! Hahahaha!
I have a smilie too.

Oh I like Dexter's Lab. People just tend to play it to the 'hah, scientist loves scientist cartoon! Lame!' stereotype.

And yay for you. I don't think I'll develop my own smileys, if it's all the same to you all.

[Sheik]

Will the Universe ever stop expanding?
Hey. How's goes it?
Do you like King James English, which I will not speak?
How many languages do you know?
Do you have a crown prepared when you become ruler?

[Iamerror]

Is there an infinite amount of chaos emeralds?
Do you watch talk shows?
Do you have any tattoos?
What fruit is your favorite?
How long does it take to plan a battle with Sonic?
Has Sonic done anything during a battle that surprised you?
Mac or PC?
Is everything automated in your lair?
Did you build your lair from the ground up?
Do you ever get lost in your lair?
Did you watch Rocko's Modern Life?

[Polizzi]

What do you use the keep your mustache in peak condition?