Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why were you seen with Bowser in Mario And Sonic At The Olympic Winter Games? And would you team up with Bowser or would you shove him in the dirt, also do you hate Mario? And why on earth where you playing with the princess a video game, when you had here captured in Sonic The Movie??? What did you think of Sonic Generations? And what internet connection do you use, your own?

- Because that one never actually happened. SEGA just needed a quick cash-in project so they teamed up with Nintendo.
- Bowser... eh, he's not worth teaming up with. His primary ambitions can be described as follows: 'princess princess PRINCESS princess princess princess'. I've got better things to do than entertain that.
- Don't have much against Mario, really. He has a few fun games.
- Another dimensional counterpart of mine, I'm afraid. If you want to look for the things I've actually done, look towards the games. The only games that aren't chronicling my actions are the cheap crossovers.
- Sonic Generations was finally a good game chronicling one of my plans again.
- My own is probably the best answer you'll get here. My tech, my secrets.

Why, it might even get you some more.



And don't forget the "voice".

What are some of your ideals?
Do you have a motto?




Well... the mercilessly part is kinda dissuasive...
Still, I am not afraid of debating my ideals.
Would you believe if I said the meaning of life is actually to "enjoy life"?
(generically speaking of course, since any person decides what meaning to give to his/her life...)



Yes I was.
Still, do you have a solution for slow, very below average, portuguese internet connections? ^^'



Good gracious...
(the expression "destroying the game" makes more sense now... )

Do you think there are other members here on EP capable of an achievement like that?








Such as?



I liked E-102... his story moved me when I played Adventure DX once...
But the bird was free... so that was sorta dilemma there. Is he really gone?

- Who knows.
- I'm sure my voice is amazing. No really, I'm absolutely sure.
- Taking over the world for the betterment of mankind. Also, to improve the quality of tea the world over.
- "All hail the Robotnik Empire!"
- Of course it's dissuasive, but that's who I am.
- Good.
- That's fairly close, at least. Don't bother worrying about the meaning to everything, just try to enjoy yourself.
- I'm sure others on EmuParadise can match me. Remember, I'm a scientist working on world domination, not a persistent gamer.
- ...what's with that parrot emoticon? It kind of unnerves me.
- Such as posters featuring me.
- E-102 is definitely gone. I've got his remaining parts in storage. I respect him for what he did, but his betrayal of me does mean I won't rebuild him. Sorry.

Hey, Sonic GET YOUR OWN THREAD! Leave Dr. Robotnik alone. He's entertaining us, and answering our dumb/inane/smartass questions.
What will your posters say? Can you show us a preview?
What color will your currency be? Will it be red?
Will you put your face on the currency or will you put a picture of your egg carriers parading/marching in triumph?
I think Sonic's jealous of your popular thread.
Which Sonic game do you regret being made?
What's the worst game you ever played?
How bad would a Sonic game have to be for you to refuse to take part of?

- Be nice now. Sonic hasn't misbehaved yet. Not much, at least.
- I'll whip something up later.
- Either that, or I'll go with the bog-standard green.
- An Egg Carrier marching!? It's an airship, for heaven's sake, how would it march!? I'll probably have my logo on the money.
- That's his problem, not mine.
- Definitely Sonic 2006. The plot itself was a trainwreck that I can barely remember, and the game was a horrendously unplayable atrocity.
- Again with the Sonic 2006, although Shadow the Hedgehog was a close contender.
- Well, since they chronicle actual events, it would be a bit hard to tell SEGA to write me out of it, but I certainly had words with them about 2006. They promised not to do it again.

Will you explain what being a masochist is?
Does it have to do with Knuckles Chaotix?
DO you particularly care foe earth or You'd take over just about anything?
Do you know Maria?
Why do Shadow keep on saying this name, knowing we(the audience) would get annoyed?
DO Shadow need therapy?

- See Iamerror's response, below.
- Nope.
- If I didn't care for the planet, I wouldn't want to take it over. This is my home, and I will improve it.
- Not very well. Maria and my grandfather left for the ARK when I was still very young, and given that she was killed up there... yeah.
- Because Shadow's a dimwitted idiot. Sadly, he's a dimwitted idiot with a lot of power, but that doesn't change the fact that he's an overly angsty moron.
- He needs a good lightning bolt to the brain.

A masochist is someone that likes to inflict pain on themselves.
Wait...Does playing awful game on purpose count? Hmmm.
Sorry about answering your question, I..don't know why I did that.

Yes. Playing an atrocious game on purpose counts as self-inflicted pain. I don't enjoy self-inflicted pain, so you'll forgive me if I don't actually do that.
And don't worry about it. It happens sometimes.

[Iamerror]

What does your logo look like?
I'll leave Sonic alone, he just annoys me.
Will you replace cars with egg carriers?
Who do you think is the dumbest villain?
Is there anyone dumber than Shadow? Is his IQ lower than his shoe size?
I don't know why I purposely play bad game either.
How about making shadow or Sonic play the E.T game for the atari? It's a horrific game, and they would suffer.

[foggy_han]

Is there anyone dumber than Shadow? Is his IQ lower than his shoe size?

(good one. )

... I hope you give a good answer to this one, Doctor.

Also... I noticed you did not answered my "portuguese internet connection" question...

[Joe Blog]

would you be willing to trial one of you chaos drives in my 92 Toyota corolla?

I've come up with a few new weapons too. a RPS (Rocket Propelled Sword) and a RPRPRPS (Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Sword)

[j-sime]

What was your hardest challenge so far, that you just got over it?
Does anyone support your ideas and works and so?
What is your favorite Sonic OST?
From where to you get the inspiration to do most badniks?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

What does your logo look like?
I'll leave Sonic alone, he just annoys me.
Will you replace cars with egg carriers?
Who do you think is the dumbest villain?
Is there anyone dumber than Shadow? Is his IQ lower than his shoe size?
I don't know why I purposely play bad game either.
How about making shadow or Sonic play the E.T game for the atari? It's a horrific game, and they would suffer.

- He can get aggravating, yes, but he's behaved thus far.
- ...the Egg Carrier is 789 meters long, and weighs 655281 metric tons. Might be pushing it.
- I'm spoilt for choice here, really. Probably the main antagonist of any Call of Duty game, but that's mostly because the average IQ in all those games is usually well below room temperature.
- Shadow's IQ is about the same as his shoe size, but the amount of dimensions to his character can best be described as immensely singular. He's an overly angsty idiot. However, he's not the dumbest around. That honour, as per usual, goes to good old "Robotnik tells me something I MUST TRUST HIM" Knuckles.
- Because you're silly?
- What... would be the point? Yes, they'd suffer, but any suffering I inflict is for the express purpose of taking over the world. If I have either of the two in a position where I can force them to play a videogame, I think I'd rather just force them to... you know... not interfere with my plans?

(good one. )

... I hope you give a good answer to this one, Doctor.

Also... I noticed you did not answered my "portuguese internet connection" question...

I do apologise, I missed it in the large quote. And my advice to you is twofold. Get a lot richer and buy better net, or move.

would you be willing to trial one of you chaos drives in my 92 Toyota corolla?

I've come up with a few new weapons too. a RPS (Rocket Propelled Sword) and a RPRPRPS (Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Sword)

- Only if you want your engine to go a lot faster than your car.
- I'm going to assume you've injured yourself with it already. Because that would be poetic.

What was your hardest challenge so far, that you just got over it?
Does anyone support your ideas and works and so?
What is your favorite Sonic OST?
From where to you get the inspiration to do most badniks?

- Answering some of the posters in here...
- A few people. Some of the people in this thread, among others, and I have one or two allies. Names will go undisclosed, obviously.
- Sonic 3 & Knuckles, probably. Out of nostalgia, if nothing else, I suppose.
- Anywhere, really. Back in the day it was random animals and/or insects, then later people started whining about my sheer arrogance, so I decided to model every single Egg Pawn on myself, just to annoy them.

[Joe Blog]

- Only if you want your engine to go a lot faster than your car.
- I'm going to assume you've injured yourself with it already. Because that would be poetic.

I don't mind if the engine is to much for the car because it will be super epic when i back through the neighbors house at 200Mph

I'll have you know I've not injured my self with my RPS (Rocket Propelled Sword) It works great for taking out random objects.

Why did you make your egg mobile look like a Christmas tree in the casino levels of sonic 2?

Would you like me to redesign your egg mobile?

[Sheik]

Do you enjoy watching sunsets?
Do you own a Dreamcast?
Where did Epic originate from?
Are you epic?
Do you play any PC games?
Where do you plan to go next on the Egg Carrier?
Am I ?

[Iamerror]

Love your logo. It's simple and awesome.
How fast does your egg carriers go?
What game do you think is underrated?
How do I get started making my own robots?
Who do you think is a badass?
Is it possible cars will run on hydrogen in the future?
What songs do you absolutely hate?

[luffy4]

well the reason behind comparing the timeline with Dragonball z's is because in DBZ the Character "Trunks" travels back and forth in time 3 times creating 4 alternate timelines with 4 of each character

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

What do you do while not trying to stop me all the time? And How many Carriers/Ships have you built? And how come you have such a high IQ, and do you watch Ask The Sonic Heroes on YouTube? And why did your Grandfather make Shadow The Hedgehog just to confuse everyone? And What foods do you like to eat. Do you like chili dogs ? Have you ever thought of stopping all SEGA games of Sonic The Hedgehog, in order to stop me . Do you play Minecraft? Why do you hate Sonic X? Would you miss me if I died of old age ? What games do you play on PC? Would you allow piracy to continue if you took over? Do you think Google is a conspiracy? Do you like using MSN? Do you like using SKYPE?

[j-sime]

Will ur logo de the new flag once u take over? Or will ya make something more... shocking...

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I don't mind if the engine is to much for the car because it will be super epic when i back through the neighbors house at 200Mph

I'll have you know I've not injured my self with my RPS (Rocket Propelled Sword) It works great for taking out random objects.

Why did you make your egg mobile look like a Christmas tree in the casino levels of sonic 2?

Would you like me to redesign your egg mobile?

- You misunderstand me. Your engine will literally go faster than your car itself. What I'm implying here is that the engine will violently tear itself out of your car's chassis and then blast itself off for a distance before, probably, exploding.
- I'll retain my doubts about that.
- Mostly because even I can have a design blackout at times. I felt it fit the theme of the area, but it turned out just looking garish. So it fit the theme.
- Good grief no. The Eggmobile is my pride and joy. Nobody touches it but me. Except Sonic, but that's usually in the form of attacks, so I'll let that pass.

Do you enjoy watching sunsets?
Do you own a Dreamcast?
Where did Epic originate from?
Are you epic?
Do you play any PC games?
Where do you plan to go next on the Egg Carrier?
Am I ?

- Yes, actually. They're calming.
- Yep.
- Ancient Greek, in fact. From a word meaning "hero's poem", basically.
- Yes. Obviously.
- At times, yes.
- Probably somewhere quiet. Maybe the arctic.
- Are you a smiley? I don't know, are you?

Love your logo. It's simple and awesome.
How fast does your egg carriers go?
What game do you think is underrated?
How do I get started making my own robots?
Who do you think is a badass?
Is it possible cars will run on hydrogen in the future?
What songs do you absolutely hate?

- Thank you.
- Just one Egg Carrier. There aren't multiple. Not anymore, at least... And it can reach top speeds of about 250 kilometers per hour. But that does overtax the engines though, so it's for emergency use only.
- So many I couldn't even begin to list them.
- Get the materials. From there, figure out how to use said materials into something that works.
- Me, myself, and I.
- It's certainly possible. While the oil industry still holds half the planet in a stranglehold, it's not very probably yet though.
- Many. Most rap songs, Justin Bieber's music and similar, and the list goes on...

well the reason behind comparing the timeline with Dragonball z's is because in DBZ the Character "Trunks" travels back and forth in time 3 times creating 4 alternate timelines with 4 of each character

I'm aware. That's why I dislike toying around with time. Eventually, it becomes completely impossible to follow.

What do you do while not trying to stop me all the time? And How many Carriers/Ships have you built? And how come you have such a high IQ, and do you watch Ask The Sonic Heroes on YouTube? And why did your Grandfather make Shadow The Hedgehog just to confuse everyone? And What foods do you like to eat. Do you like chili dogs ? Have you ever thought of stopping all SEGA games of Sonic The Hedgehog, in order to stop me . Do you play Minecraft? Why do you hate Sonic X? Would you miss me if I died of old age ? What games do you play on PC? Would you allow piracy to continue if you took over? Do you think Google is a conspiracy? Do you like using MSN? Do you like using SKYPE?

- I think you've got that one the wrong way 'round. You are always trying to stop me. If I stopped trying to take over the world, you'd be out of a job. And usually, I relax, contemplate my next plan, or write on forums such as these.
- Egg Carriers: Three to date. Airships: Several hundred.
- I'm a genius. It's sort of what I do.
- Nope.
- He made Shadow apparently to save the world from the Black Arms invasion. This succeeded. Sadly, Shadow's design was faulty, at best. He turned out to be an overly emo amnesiac.
- I'm fond of a good stew, usually. And no, I don't like chili dogs.
- I don't really see the point. If you only do it for the fame, you're much more pathetic than I ever gave you credit for.
- Played it. It's a fun concept, but I eventually lost interest.
- I don't hate Sonic X. I hate it's dub by 4kids, as any right-thinking individual should. Literally the only good thing to have come out of 4kids was hiring Mike Pollock to voice me in the games.
- No. I'd be too busy ruling the world.
- Many. From Skyrim to Baldur's Gate, from Evil Genius to Dungeon Keeper, I've played more than I can easily list.
- Probably not, but then, I'd also not allow many companies' DRM schemes to continue, so it all balances out.
- No.
- Nope.
- Yep.

Will ur logo de the new flag once u take over? Or will ya make something more... shocking...

Likely. Possibly with some mild embellishments, but my logo should suffice.

[YKTG_ZX]

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no but seriously. have a question.
if you were stranded on a desert island, with no methods of communication, or robots, or boats, and the island really was a desert, and there were flood/decepticon/metalgear hybrids(hundreds of 'em), and you had no weapons, at all, what would you do and how long would you last?

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Who annoys you the most? Me, Shadow, or Silver?