Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Yeah, I'm doing it alone cause it's way too big. I'll try to do this one on guitar (I made the other on guitar too, but I decided to publish the synthesizer version). When I'm finished, let you judge . Will I be able to play your songs when you conquer the world?

I'm not sure yet. I already have a variety of symphonies prepared.

Hmm........ Why mostly every super cannon you make hits the Moon, harming or destroying it in some way?
Methane or Propane?
If I make a air compressor that attaches to some shoes (with your plans) then a air release valve that spreads the compressed air over the shoes' range, can I possibly fly?
(I really want to punch Shadow for not making these shoes)
Forum or Blog?
Will you truly get your teaching degree? (I'd love to learn Engineering from you)
Why Eggman Nega hellbent on proving he's better than you? Aren't y'all in some trans-dimensional way the same person?
Sue SEGA for privacy invasion? (Your and Sonic's battles is both of y'all business)

- That was only the one time. And technically, I didn't build the Eclipse Cannon, that was my grandfather. I'll put my hand up to firing it and blowing up half the moon though. How the hell it got restored is something I still need to look into.
- Chaos Emerald Energy. Cleaner, faster, and about a million times more efficient.
- Hover at best. Flight won't work with that because you can't comfortably control it. You'd be victim to the first tiny error and you'd slam yourself into the nearest wall.
- Forum. Blog still sounds like someone being sick.
- I already got it! Technically I am now Professor Doctor Robotnik, but since I'm not in a teaching capacity at this time, I'll stick with Doctor Robotnik.
- Actually, I'm still not entirely sure just what Nega is. I've decided to just let it be, and if he tries to interfere with my plans again I will either incarcerate him or send him back to wherever the hell he came from.
- Nah, SEGA is allowed to reproduce our battles. I get some hefty royalties from it. Mostly because they know not to mess me about.

How can he notice if according to you he has the I.Q of a handicapped brick (none)

No no, that's Knuckles. Sonic is overly rash, obnoxious, and far too self-assured, but he's not stupid as such.