Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Sheik]

Hmm........ Why mostly every super cannon you make hits the Moon, harming or destroying it in some way?
Methane or Propane?
If I make a air compressor that attaches to some shoes (with your plans) then a air release valve that spreads the compressed air over the shoes' range, can I possibly fly?
(I really want to punch Shadow for not making these shoes)
Forum or Blog?
Will you truly get your teaching degree? (I'd love to learn Engineering from you)
Why Eggman Nega hellbent on proving he's better than you? Aren't y'all in some trans-dimensional way the same person?
Sue SEGA for privacy invasion? (Your and Sonic's battles is both of y'all business)

[Joe Blog]

Well, I'll grant that Sonic will think it can't have been me because I usually at least try to put in some effort, but I don't think it means Sonic will fall for the trap. Mostly because the entire thing has a Wile-E-Coyote-esque "THIS IS A TRAP" flair to it. You'll note that his traps never succeeded either.

How can he notice if according to you he has the I.Q of a handicapped brick (none)

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Yeah, I'm doing it alone cause it's way too big. I'll try to do this one on guitar (I made the other on guitar too, but I decided to publish the synthesizer version). When I'm finished, let you judge . Will I be able to play your songs when you conquer the world?

I'm not sure yet. I already have a variety of symphonies prepared.

Hmm........ Why mostly every super cannon you make hits the Moon, harming or destroying it in some way?
Methane or Propane?
If I make a air compressor that attaches to some shoes (with your plans) then a air release valve that spreads the compressed air over the shoes' range, can I possibly fly?
(I really want to punch Shadow for not making these shoes)
Forum or Blog?
Will you truly get your teaching degree? (I'd love to learn Engineering from you)
Why Eggman Nega hellbent on proving he's better than you? Aren't y'all in some trans-dimensional way the same person?
Sue SEGA for privacy invasion? (Your and Sonic's battles is both of y'all business)

- That was only the one time. And technically, I didn't build the Eclipse Cannon, that was my grandfather. I'll put my hand up to firing it and blowing up half the moon though. How the hell it got restored is something I still need to look into.
- Chaos Emerald Energy. Cleaner, faster, and about a million times more efficient.
- Hover at best. Flight won't work with that because you can't comfortably control it. You'd be victim to the first tiny error and you'd slam yourself into the nearest wall.
- Forum. Blog still sounds like someone being sick.
- I already got it! Technically I am now Professor Doctor Robotnik, but since I'm not in a teaching capacity at this time, I'll stick with Doctor Robotnik.
- Actually, I'm still not entirely sure just what Nega is. I've decided to just let it be, and if he tries to interfere with my plans again I will either incarcerate him or send him back to wherever the hell he came from.
- Nah, SEGA is allowed to reproduce our battles. I get some hefty royalties from it. Mostly because they know not to mess me about.

How can he notice if according to you he has the I.Q of a handicapped brick (none)

No no, that's Knuckles. Sonic is overly rash, obnoxious, and far too self-assured, but he's not stupid as such.

[Sheik]

Are you really making an evil speech as I type to mess with sonic?
What is the Pythagorean Theorem?
How fast can you run?
Do you ever consider holograph technology to taunt sonic when you're not manning the Boss Robots?
What hair grease you use to keep your mustache looking cool?
Will Crush 40 stop making Sonic songs?
Why keep building the Egg Death Robot when Sonic destroys every one you make?
Am I annoying you with uncomplicated questions?

[Iamerror]

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
What kind of dictator will you be?
Do you have any pets?
I like chocolate ice cream too. Have you ever tried Ben and Jerry's ice cream? It's divine.
Will you impose a single payer health care system when you take over?
If I took over the world I would make the richest one percent my servants and or bitches.
Can you do the safety dance?
What do you think of 80's music?
If there was a movie made about your life, who would you want to play you?
Have you tried teleporting Sonic to another dimension? I find that tactic useful.
Have you ever been blinded by science, or failed geometry?
Have you considered using magic to get rid of Sonic?
How would your regime differ from the current one?
Do you like strawberries?

[j-sime]

What is the connection between the Chaos Emeralds and the 7 Dragon Balls?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Are you really making an evil speech as I type to mess with sonic?
What is the Pythagorean Theorem?
How fast can you run?
Do you ever consider holograph technology to taunt sonic when you're not manning the Boss Robots?
What hair grease you use to keep your mustache looking cool?
Will Crush 40 stop making Sonic songs?
Why keep building the Egg Death Robot when Sonic destroys every one you make?
Am I annoying you with uncomplicated questions?

- I've gotten proficient enough to not need to prepare my speeches beforehand. I still do, because I feel it adds that personal touch. What's the point in having a climactic battle if you can't even be bothered to put in some effort beforehand?
- An ancient mathematical principle, and not something I should need to explain to anyone with half a brain. Are you trying to get me to do your homework for you?
- Very. Just not for very long.
- Considered, and put in use on sparing occasion. It worked out the first time, after that less so.
- I use a minimum of grease and a maximum of proper grooming.
- Who knows, ask SEGA. They make the games about us, and unless they make grossly offensive music along with them, I'm not getting involved.
- Well, in fairness, I only rebuilt it once. During the Generations fiasco, that was the original Death Egg Robo, we were just back in the time period in which it was put in use.
- Not particularly. Your questions aren't too complicated, which is fine. You should've seen some of the questions I got earlier.

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
What kind of dictator will you be?
Do you have any pets?
I like chocolate ice cream too. Have you ever tried Ben and Jerry's ice cream? It's divine.
Will you impose a single payer health care system when you take over?
If I took over the world I would make the richest one percent my servants and or bitches.
Can you do the safety dance?
What do you think of 80's music?
If there was a movie made about your life, who would you want to play you?
Have you tried teleporting Sonic to another dimension? I find that tactic useful.
Have you ever been blinded by science, or failed geometry?
Have you considered using magic to get rid of Sonic?
How would your regime differ from the current one?
Do you like strawberries?

- Probably the creation of the Egg Carrier. Okay, it's dwarfed by the Death Egg, but it's my home, and I'm still quite happy living on board. It's a well-built ship that's served me in good stead for quite a few years now.
- A benevolent dictator. But a dictator. That means people listen to me
- No, unless you count my immense robotic armies. In which case, yes. Yes I do.
- Tried it on occasion, it's fairly good.
- I will probably impose a health care system that's as far away as possible as it is from the old US health-care system. And that's about all I'll say about that. I don't feel like starting a political flame-war here, and once I take over, it'll be a moot point anyway.
- That's nice. Sadly, I'm in rather a better position to take over the world. Believe me.
- Depends on which safety dance you are referring to. If you are referring to World of Warcraft's infamous Safety Dance boss, Heigan the Unclean, then yes. Flawlessly. Otherwise, I have no idea.
- I've nothing against it, but it's not for me.
- Hrmmm, that one's difficult to say... Preferably an actor who can pull off my charismatic side, yet who won't let slide the 'mad scientist' bit. Hey, I know what I am. That doesn't mean I can't work with it.
- I would suggest you stop using dimensional breach tactics, thanks. That tactic is risky at best. Let me describe to you what happens if your dimensional breach causes a rupture in the dimensional boundaries: Multi-universal apocalypse. Kindly desist. Or you're my next target.
- Not usually, no. I am a master scientist, after all.
- I should say that the Chaos Emeralds count as magical artefacts, wouldn't you?
- Common sense would be a part of it. That alone would be an improvement so vast as to be unrecognisable.
- Yes.

What is the connection between the Chaos Emeralds and the 7 Dragon Balls?

Nothing, other than some apparently copyright-infringing malarky. Dragonball insists they were first with the whole '7 artefacts and yellow-haired fighters' thing, but remember that SEGA tells the story of Sonic and my battles. I.e. we got there first in reality Dragonball. DEAL WITH IT!

[j-sime]

Sad enough. So... you made an elevator (?) to the moon... How? The rotation stuff doesn't screw it? Is that the power of the Chaos Emerald? Had you considered having a game with u as the main character? (Mean Bean Machine doesn't count, at least for me). Did u ever drive a truck? Isn't it cool?

[Sheik]

Is making robots fun for you? Will you teach me how to make some?
Can you see yourself beating Sonic (If you don't, there's no point in pursuing Dictatorship)?
Will you create a Metal Sonic 2.0?
Do you like the ignorant masses on Earth (including me apparently...)?
Why is there a tag for PINGAS when earlier you said you've never said it?
OMG when will you defeat this annoying pincushion? I want to see him used as a generator?

[Iamerror]

I meant the 80's song safety dance...never mind.
Ok. I'll stop teleporting stuff.
Who do think it would be easier to fight Mario or Link?
What is Sonic's problem? Why does he just go away?
What do you like to do in your free time?
Is that your natural haircolor?

[j-sime]

When you take over the world, what are gonna be the principles and rights of the people?

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

hehe how's this avatar strike you , Sonic is back to save the world from that evil Ivo Robotnik or should i say Eggman, unfortunately somebody is already registered as Sonic The Hedgehog, unless somebody could change my username to Sonic X for me that'd be lovely , I have played every Sonic Game and Watched nearly every Sonic Cartoon there is, so fire those missles fatso lol. Oh and I became a Huge Sonic Fan when the first game came out on Sega Mega Drive , that was 1990's around then .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Sad enough. So... you made an elevator (?) to the moon... How? The rotation stuff doesn't screw it? Is that the power of the Chaos Emerald? Had you considered having a game with u as the main character? (Mean Bean Machine doesn't count, at least for me). Did u ever drive a truck? Isn't it cool?

- No no, I made an elevator to my Interstellar Amusement Park, which turned along with the planet. The Chaos Emeralds had nothing to do with it for just bloody once. Didn't work, of course, but still.
- I'm not the one developing the games, though when I take over, the next game they make will pretty much have to star me. I will, after all, be the victor at the end. And you are correct, Mean Bean Machine does not count, given that they gave the lead role to my completely inane dimensional counterpart. Urgh.
- I've driven a truck once. The experience fell flat when compared to driving the Egg Walker, Egg Scorpion, Egg Dragoon II... and similar.

Is making robots fun for you? Will you teach me how to make some?
Can you see yourself beating Sonic (If you don't, there's no point in pursuing Dictatorship)?
Will you create a Metal Sonic 2.0?
Do you like the ignorant masses on Earth (including me apparently...)?
Why is there a tag for PINGAS when earlier you said you've never said it?
OMG when will you defeat this annoying pincushion? I want to see him used as a generator?

- I enjoy building robots, but as I've said time and again to people asking me to teach them, I will only teach people things about the construction of my bots when I've successfully taken over. Really, you'd think I have a lot of free time or something.
- Of course I can see myself beating Sonic. Somehow. Eventually. Surely. Hopefully.
- I'm not sure. Metal Sonic 1.0 was both a massive success and a spectacular failure. It certainly managed to exceed my expectations, but it also exceeded the limitations of my patience when he betrayed me and took over the entire Egg Fleet. I'd worked hard on that one. Still, the design was an immense success, so I might revisit it.
- I don't mind the ignorant masses as long as they're not pants-on-head retarded. And even then, only if they proudly parade it around, convinced that they are in fact highly intelligent.
- Because people constantly referencing it apparently means the tag gets re-added automatically. It's quite irritating.
- As soon as humanly possible, and I don't think so. I've given up on the live battery concept a fair while ago.

I meant the 80's song safety dance...never mind.
Ok. I'll stop teleporting stuff.
Who do think it would be easier to fight Mario or Link?
What is Sonic's problem? Why does he just go away?
What do you like to do in your free time?
Is that your natural haircolor?

- Never heard it, I'm afraid.
- Thank you.
- Well, I'd say Mario because he doesn't have any actual weapons, but a lifetime of experience fighting an improbably fast hedgehog have taught me the perspective of keeping an open mind on all opponents.
- Sonic's problem is that he believes I'm completely evil and me taking over the world could only be to its detriment. That's why he keeps fighting me at every turn.
- Sit back, relax, read a good book, or check on side-projects like this thread.
- Yep. Threatened to turn grey with exasperation at my umpteenth defeat though.

When you take over the world, what are gonna be the principles and rights of the people?

- I have a large body of documents drawn up already. You'll just have to wait and see.

hehe how's this avatar strike you , Sonic is back to save the world from that evil Ivo Robotnik or should i say Eggman, unfortunately somebody is already registered as Sonic The Hedgehog, unless somebody could change my username to Sonic X for me that'd be lovely , I have played every Sonic Game and Watched nearly every Sonic Cartoon there is, so fire those missles fatso lol. Oh and I became a Huge Sonic Fan when the first game came out on Sega Mega Drive , that was 1990's around then .

Oh no, you have a Sonic avatar. Need I inform you, my dear Tezuka, that that does not make you Sonic. I, however, am definitely Dr. Robotnik. Do I need to spell this one out for you? Entire armies shiver in terror before me and you think to threaten me!? You're just a fan of that blasted rodent, not the rodent himself! But feel free to spout your empty bravado. I'll be happy to educate you. 5A-55, prep the Egg Dragoon II!

As an aside, kindly desist from calling me fat. It's a glandular problem that I can't avoid.

[Sheik]

When push comes to shove, will you push harder or shoot the problem?
Where do Sonic store those rings, and how do they work as armor?
Do you hate the portrayal that AOSTH shown of your counterparts?
Is it cool being cool?
I'm sorry I've ran out of questions

[Iamerror]

Can I work as your apprentice? You won''t have to pay me.
Do opposites really attract?
How would you fix the economy crisis?
How can something be hot and cool at the same time?
What are you going to invent next?
Why did video kill the radio star? What did they do wrong?
Is there anything you wish that you had invented?
Are you left or right-handed?
What books do you like to read?
Do you remember the original Transformers, or Thundercats?