Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Sheik]

(Sorry Doctor But) Tezuka, What makes you so fast, is it... Chilli Dogs *Dun, Dun, DUN* or is it the shoes I can easily knock off your frame?
OK Back to forum rules, Do you approve of Flying Battery Zone Background Music Dr.?
Thoughts on Sonic fan-boys?
Wii Play, Do you? (Ooh I'm a plagiarist)
Do you see 20/20 Vision or are those Goggles prescription?
Is there cable on the Egg Carrier?
Will there be a Egg Dragoon 3.0?
Why aren't you on the FBI's most wanted list?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

-In your entire arsenal, what is your favorite weapon?
-What's your favorite view of scenery? For example, if you had to build a base of operations, would it be in the snow, by the beach, in the jungle, underwater, etc.
-Do you cook? Or do robots cook for you?
-Favorite cuisine?

- Probably the Egg Dragoon II. I adore how its design turned out.
- I like Underwater, if only for the unusual views. Space had its merits, but it ran out of novelty value some time ago. I don't know, really, I tend to try to vary things up a little at times.
- I have a Robotic cook. Built it after one too many horrendously painful experiments in cookery.
- Probably a good stew. Specific regional cuisine, I have no idea.

What fool dare oppose Dr. Robotnik?
Is it really "that" easy to trick Knuckles?
Did you grow up wanting to be a World Ruler or it just happened?
What happened to the car you used in Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing?
Do you like computers? If so what brand would you recommend?
Thanks for clearing up the use of rings and Sonic.
I apologize for trolling Tezuka, I Just firmly believe that Sonic wouldn't be online to use technology, he runs to much to ever stop.
(Where would he get the Wi-Fi?)
Your thoughts on Dark Gaia?

- Well, Sonic certainly does, with a fair degree of success.
- Well, allow me to pose you an example. Once, Knuckles had barrelled his way through several of my more powerful mechs. Know how I deflected him in the end? I told him that "I'm sorry, but your Master Emerald is on another floating island."

I still hate myself for using that horrendous gag, but it worked!
- I grew up wanting to use my talents for the good of mankind. That's still true, but after several severely disillusioning events at the hands of the current world governments... let's just say that my methods have changed, even if my goals haven't.
- I still have it. The Egg Monster is basically another revision to the Eggmobile, after all, so the basic template is easy enough to work with.
- 'do you like computers'. I'm sorry, but I don't think I can easily get over this question. Do I, the greatest scientific and mechanic mastermind in the known world, like computers. What on earth do you think the odds would be of me answering 'no'? And I won't advise brands, because I build my own, and no, EggOS is not available for purchase.
- Happy to assist.
- Quite, but trolling is a slippery slope at best, so I want to avoid it occurring as best as I am able.
- Dark Gaia... was a mistake. I expected it to be a bit more docile and a lot less world-ending. Good thing it got stopped when it did, if I'm honest. If it hadn't knocked me clear across the continent, I'd probably even have pitched in and helped Sonic.

Hey Doc, what does E.G.G.M.A.N stand for from Sonic Adventures DX, just a test P.S i'm also pinching tails laptop, and using it while circumnavigating around the world

Well, either you're just flat wrong and added the wrong game with that title, or you're being pedantic.

In the former case, E.G.G.M.A.N. is the theme song used for my illustrious self in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. Please note that the abbreviation doesn't actually stand for anything, to my knowledge.
In the latter case, it's the (former) password to open the door on board the Egg Carrier to my old Chao Garden.

I'm sure Tails will be delighted to find that his laptop's been stolen. Oh wait, his laptop's in its regular place. At his home. He's programming a new feature to the Tornado on it as we speak. He'll probably realise I hacked his system though, he's usually fairly quick about that sort of- ah, there we go, locked out.

Still, his laptop's happily in his possession. Most intriguing, eh 'Sonic'?

(Sorry Doctor But) Tezuka, What makes you so fast, is it... Chilli Dogs *Dun, Dun, DUN* or is it the shoes I can easily knock off your frame?
OK Back to forum rules, Do you approve of Flying Battery Zone Background Music Dr.?
Thoughts on Sonic fan-boys?
Wii Play, Do you? (Ooh I'm a plagiarist)
Do you see 20/20 Vision or are those Goggles prescription?
Is there cable on the Egg Carrier?
Will there be a Egg Dragoon 3.0?
Why aren't you on the FBI's most wanted list?

I'll leave the question to Tezuka for now and answer the rest.
- I quite approve of the music SEGA's made for most of the games chronicling our history. Flying Battery's a fairly good example.
- I try not to comment.
- Not even remotely. Motion sensor tech is daft at the best of time if it's implemented for gaming.
- I have minor eyesight issues, but the glasses also have a great many built-in subroutines and programs. They help keep track.
- Yes, there's cable on the Egg Carrier.
- I'm not sure yet. The Egg Dragoon II is doing fine.
- I am, they just couldn't unseat me if they tried. Again, Sonic is the only one who has ever managed to gain a reliable track record of results against me. Tails managed to counter me effectively sometimes, but I turned around and did the same to him often enough as well. Knuckles would be more effective if he wasn't tricked easier than a two-year-old, and I just try to avoid Amy, because she frankly scares the hell out of me. On the plus side, Sonic appears to feel the same way there, so no harm done.

[Iamerror]

Can you teach me about computers? I know next to nothing about them.
Did you ever watch Mr.Wizard's World as a kid? (It was a science show for kids)
Have you ever tried Japanese candy? It's delicious.
Can you tan?
What will you do when you finally defeat Sonic?
What kind of shoes do you wear?
What shampoo do you use?
What would you say to inspire future scientists?
Do you like oatmeal?
Are you picky about food?
What is your favorite movie?
Do you recycle?
Do you like animals?
What Christmas shows do you watch? I like the Grinch(especially his poor dog).
When is your birthday?

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

hmm don't worry with all these rings I could buy myself a dozen laptops with WI-FI and what makes me so fast, is probably those chilly dogs , they're so hot.

[Sheik]

- Probably the Egg Dragoon II. I adore how its design turned out.
- I like Underwater, if only for the unusual views. Space had its merits, but it ran out of novelty value some time ago. I don't know, really, I tend to try to vary things up a little at times.
- I have a Robotic cook. Built it after one too many horrendously painful experiments in cookery.
- Probably a good stew. Specific regional cuisine, I have no idea.



- Well, Sonic certainly does, with a fair degree of success.
- Well, allow me to pose you an example. Once, Knuckles had barrelled his way through several of my more powerful mechs. Know how I deflected him in the end? I told him that "I'm sorry, but your Master Emerald is on another floating island."

I still hate myself for using that horrendous gag, but it worked!
- I grew up wanting to use my talents for the good of mankind. That's still true, but after several severely disillusioning events at the hands of the current world governments... let's just say that my methods have changed, even if my goals haven't.
- I still have it. The Egg Monster is basically another revision to the Eggmobile, after all, so the basic template is easy enough to work with.
- 'do you like computers'. I'm sorry, but I don't think I can easily get over this question. Do I, the greatest scientific and mechanic mastermind in the known world, like computers. What on earth do you think the odds would be of me answering 'no'? And I won't advise brands, because I build my own, and no, EggOS is not available for purchase.
- Happy to assist.
- Quite, but trolling is a slippery slope at best, so I want to avoid it occurring as best as I am able.
- Dark Gaia... was a mistake. I expected it to be a bit more docile and a lot less world-ending. Good thing it got stopped when it did, if I'm honest. If it hadn't knocked me clear across the continent, I'd probably even have pitched in and helped Sonic.



Well, either you're just flat wrong and added the wrong game with that title, or you're being pedantic.

In the former case, E.G.G.M.A.N. is the theme song used for my illustrious self in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. Please note that the abbreviation doesn't actually stand for anything, to my knowledge.
In the latter case, it's the (former) password to open the door on board the Egg Carrier to my old Chao Garden.

I'm sure Tails will be delighted to find that his laptop's been stolen. Oh wait, his laptop's in its regular place. At his home. He's programming a new feature to the Tornado on it as we speak. He'll probably realise I hacked his system though, he's usually fairly quick about that sort of- ah, there we go, locked out.

Still, his laptop's happily in his possession. Most intriguing, eh 'Sonic'?



I'll leave the question to Tezuka for now and answer the rest.
- I quite approve of the music SEGA's made for most of the games chronicling our history. Flying Battery's a fairly good example.
- I try not to comment.
- Not even remotely. Motion sensor tech is daft at the best of time if it's implemented for gaming.
- I have minor eyesight issues, but the glasses also have a great many built-in subroutines and programs. They help keep track.
- Yes, there's cable on the Egg Carrier.
- I'm not sure yet. The Egg Dragoon II is doing fine.
- I am, they just couldn't unseat me if they tried. Again, Sonic is the only one who has ever managed to gain a reliable track record of results against me. Tails managed to counter me effectively sometimes, but I turned around and did the same to him often enough as well. Knuckles would be more effective if he wasn't tricked easier than a two-year-old, and I just try to avoid Amy, because she frankly scares the hell out of me. On the plus side, Sonic appears to feel the same way there, so no harm done.

I See,cool and love the post on the computers question, yes I HAD to ask that.
Who uses Linux?
Are your Tailor-bots doing fine?
Do you or your robots do the cooking on the Egg Carrier? (Disregard this question)
who's LASHARUS if you don't mind my intruding?
Is there a brighter future for using chaos drives or should I just stick to Solar Power?
Do you own a Chao? A Virtual one?
Ever tried Sonic Dimensions (The game not trapping him in a dimension, although...)? I like the pseudo free-run platforming the programmer made.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Can you teach me about computers? I know next to nothing about them.
Did you ever watch Mr.Wizard's World as a kid? (It was a science show for kids)
Have you ever tried Japanese candy? It's delicious.
Can you tan?
What will you do when you finally defeat Sonic?
What kind of shoes do you wear?
What shampoo do you use?
What would you say to inspire future scientists?
Do you like oatmeal?
Are you picky about food?
What is your favorite movie?
Do you recycle?
Do you like animals?
What Christmas shows do you watch? I like the Grinch(especially his poor dog).
When is your birthday?

- Sure. The on-button is usually the big one. If you press it and the computer starts to whirr and go 'beep' for a moment, you've turned it on. You just learned something.
- 'fraid not.
- On occasion. You are correct, it's quite good. Of course, so is some American candy and some Dutch candy, and I'm sure there's actually a lot of distasteful Japanese candy. I suspect.
- "Can I tan"? What, am I able to get a tan? Or do I have a tanning parlour? What?
- Take over the world would be the place to start.
- I have my own tailor-bots for my clothing. I don't have a specific brand preference as a result.
- Why do people want to know this sort of stuff? It's shampoo, for goodness' sake. I'll humour you and say Sanex. But really now.
- "Never ever cease the pursuit of knowledge. Our minds are our greatest gift, and if you can use it, do so and keep doing so."
- Oatmeal... eh, I can take it or leave it.
- Moderately, though if I'm in a hurry, I'll eat noodles or similar. It's easy, and bloody fast.
- Probably Shawshank Redemption.
- Yes. When necessary. I also recycle my creations when it's feasible. (See the Egg Dragoon II for reference).
- I don't mind animals. I don't have a pet, mind, but I don't really mind animals. And before you bring up my animal battery concept, it was a stupid idea that I abandoned ages ago. Thank god.
- I'm not much for Christmas shows. Most of them are completely braindead, sadly.
- I'm afraid that information is classified. NO I AM NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT MY AGE SHUT UP.

hmm don't worry with all these rings I could buy myself a dozen laptops with WI-FI and what makes me so fast, is probably those chilly dogs , they're so hot.

No comment.

I See,cool and love the post on the computers question, yes I HAD to ask that.
Who uses Linux?
Are your Tailor-bots doing fine?
Do you or your robots do the cooking on the Egg Carrier? (Disregard this question)
who's LASHARUS if you don't mind my intruding?
Is there a brighter future for using chaos drives or should I just stick to Solar Power?
Do you own a Chao? A Virtual one?
Ever tried Sonic Dimensions (The game not trapping him in a dimension, although...)? I like the pseudo free-run platforming the programmer made.

- I don't know. Who uses Linux? I use EggOS.
- Am I still clothed? Yes? Then yes, my tailor-bots are doing fine.
- And disregarded as requested.
- Lasharus is an acquaintance of mine. He originally gave me the "I'm just getting started!" quote, so I left his name in there as an homage.
- Chaos Drives and Solar Power are roughly equally useful. At least, GUN Chaos Drives. My Chaos Drives are infinitely more efficient, but to date those idiots at GUN haven't managed to reverse-engineer them. I intend to keep it that way.
- I have a Chao Garden. I suppose that means I do own pets, but I've never considered Chao pets. More smallish self-sufficient huggable things. Yes, that's a loose definition.
- Doesn't ring any bells.

*OOC Note: Lasharus is my original forum name here on EmuParadise, and most everywhere else. Back in october, we had the EP halloween event in which we could change our names on the forum temporarily, and given that I'm a huge Robotnik-fan, I decided on my current forum alias. It also inspired me to start this thread. Technically, my name should've been reverted ages ago, but I figured I might as well keep it, at least while this thread still lives. Which it has done for far longer than I anticipated. Oh, and 'I'm just getting started' is an actual Robotnik quote, but hey, gotta go with what works. Hope that answers your question. *

[Nemkoon]

Can you make a nonlethal laser to wipe out the minds of all idiots on this forum?

[Kouen Hasuki]

Can you make a nonlethal laser to wipe out the minds of all idiots on this forum?

But wouldn't that lead you to be removed also

[Joe Blog]

Tried detour signs on sonic?

[Sheik]

Why do the newer Sonic games treat gamers like idiots?
An anniversary game should never have to explain a pitfall.
Do you hate Omochao as much as i do?
Did you invent the Omochao Gun? (It's F****** Genius)
Thanks for answering the questions I post.
Here's a hint just make a board featuring nothing but Amy, I think Sonic'll Die from heart problems?
Make Robots as intelligent as yourself? or keep robot lackeys loyal?

[j-sime]

Did u always wanted to be a(n) (evil) scientist? How was your childhood?

[Iamerror]

I know how to turn on a computer, smart ass.
Yes, I was asking if you could get a tan.
Anyway...
Do you like scented candles?
What is your favorite color?
What game systems do you own?
Who do you think is a badass game villain?
What is one of your pet peeves?
Why are you so cantankerous?
What languages do you know?

[soysauce2rice]

-What are your celebration plans after you succeed in conquering the world?
-Should the would fall under a zombie apocalypse before you conquer it, how will this affect your plans?
-Have you ever thought about being a Radio DJ/Speaker? Seeing how successful your thread is, I wouldn't mind listening to a radio show.

[YKTG_ZX]

http://www.symphonyofscience.com/sos...ous%20Dawn.mpg
its awesome.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Can you make a nonlethal laser to wipe out the minds of all idiots on this forum?

But wouldn't that lead you to be removed also

...my work here is done.

Tried detour signs on sonic?

I tend to avoid Wile E. Coyote style plotting, if it's all the same to you.

Why do the newer Sonic games treat gamers like idiots?
An anniversary game should never have to explain a pitfall.
Do you hate Omochao as much as i do?
Did you invent the Omochao Gun? (It's F****** Genius)
Thanks for answering the questions I post.
Here's a hint just make a board featuring nothing but Amy, I think Sonic'll Die from heart problems?
Make Robots as intelligent as yourself? or keep robot lackeys loyal?

- That's not entirely true. Sonic Generations held up fine as a game, and so did Colours. It's just that SEGA, in chronicling my efforts (oh all right, Sonic's efforts), took some loose liberties at times in order to make the games more palatable for younger audiences.
- 'explain a pitfall'? Feel free to explain this statement.
- Omochao should never have been built. I don't even know who came up with the wretched collection of bolts and gears, but whoever did should be slapped in the face so hard he'd need rear-view mirrors to look FORWARD.
- The what gun?
- That's what this thread's for.
- Yes, and so will I. Pass.
- Robots as intelligent as myself is tricky. Mostly because those few who are either betrayed me or just became incredibly snarky. See Metal Sonic as an example for the former and 5A-55 (Sass), later renamed to Orbot, as an example for the latter.

Did u always wanted to be a(n) (evil) scientist? How was your childhood?

- I always wanted to be a scientist. Evil is merely a different opinion. I believe I'm doing the right thing, so sod the rest.
- My childhood was fairly happy. I found out at an early age that I had an absolute passion for robotics, and built upon that when I joined GUN. I already told the story of what happens next in this thread (repeatedly), so I won't repeat it here. Long story short, they stabbed me in the back for being too smart, and the end result is me.