Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I take it from the coughing that you caught a cold?

How were you defeated this time?

Apart from being defeated did you enjoy your trip?

- Not at all. Ashes can be hellishly irritating to dislodge. Being stuck in an exploding craft tends to do that to you.
- Well, the plot was quite convoluted, but suffice it to say that that endlessly interfering Hedgehog managed to destroy my latest creation. Again. Mind you, I'll give Tails credit here, without his mechanical skills, Sonic wouldn't have stood a chance. Sooner or later though...
- Yes. Yes I did. (OOC Note: I went to Guatemala, the Doctor merely went on another attempt to take over the world. ). At least it was sunny. Painfully hot when my craft exploded, but you get used to it after a while.

it's been awhile but i got a few.
is there any songs about mad scientists?
if not why?
would you consider being in a music video for one if one was made?

- Well, there are a few. E.G.G.M.A.N. is about myself, for example. Can't quite think of any others off-hand though. Likely no others have been made, and my brilliance is so astonishing people were inspired to make music about me.
- Very much doubt it. I prefer to let the music be dealt with by the musicians. I don't really have time for the full production of a music video.

Would you ever attack Tokyo?
If so, by demon apocalypse?

- Only if I had a vested interest in doing so. Like taking over the world. So, yes, it's quite likely.
- No, that's not quite likely. Where on earth do you think I'd lay my hands on a demon apocalypse? My forté is more robot armies and giant armadas.

Two questions: When do you plan to take over?
Second question:You do have any job openings for lackeys etc?

- I plan to take over constantly. It's the plans that fail thanks to that hateful Hedgehog that hold me back, nothing more.
- Report to Metropolis base, speak with 5A-55, who is stationed there. He'll see if you're worth the effort.

yeah that favor's because i took that out. a robot knows a robot! anyway, i
ZX:drone what are you doing?
Drone: nothing.......
ZX: are you, on my epforums account?
Drone: maybe.......
ZX: dude ive told you, stop doing that.
Drone: but i was asking Dr Robotnik stuff!
ZX:...... yeah no. off. come on.
Drone:*grumble*
ZX: and did you, type everthing that weve been saying?
Drone: yeah! it adds to the illusion!
ZX: knock it off
Drone:fine its all yours.
ZX:

sorry about that. my android thought it would be fun to go on my epforums acount.
but turbo mecha sonic? yeah that guy. we fixed him a long time ago. actually hes here right now. ill put him on.
.....
he says he doesnt want to talk to you.

yeah and dron forgot one thing to say: remove christianity, and your going down. you think sonics bad news? wait till you get ME on your tail. sonic will be the least of your worries. actually.... i think cortex owes me a favor as well..... something about mecha bandicoot spouting a leak.... the coolant kinda gave me short term memory loss for an hour or so. all i remember is that he said something about "now i will stop that bandicoot!!!"... come to think of it, thats also why crash owes me one nitro crate. oh and sonic owes me $20. i havent bugged him about it but its stilled owed. something about "needing cash for some space elevator to stop"..... oh.... why did you charge $20 to get in the space elevator?. come to think of it as well, i wanted to go to that tropical resort...
hey are you going to rebuild that place? that place was awesome! for the few days it was there. i went home to get my buddies and it was gone.

I might rebuild my Theme Park, but most likely only after my conquest. At present, there's precious little time for such frivolities. Really now, I'm trying to conquer the world here, remember? Oh, and I charged $20 for the elevator because operating a full-size multi-planetary theme park is expensive.

Also, of course Turbo Mecha doesn't want to speak to me, I didn't build the twit, and he's terrified I'll use the voice prompt. I don't see why, really. Turbo's never acted against me, so I see no reason to make his life terminally difficult. That drone of yours is another matter, however. Kindly call it off, or I'll kindly annihilate the daft thing. I don't particularly care for threats. I've half a mind to send this thread along to Sonic, he'll laugh his head off.

'Sonic will be the least of your worries', honestly...

Oh, feel free to tell Turbo that I won't attack him. As long as he doesn't attack me, he has no cause for alarm.

[Nemkoon]

I got the Demon Apocalypse from SMT.

[Grouch]

- - Well, there are a few. E.G.G.M.A.N. is about myself, for example. Can't quite think of any others off-hand though. Likely no others have been made, and my brilliance is so astonishing people were inspired to make music about me.
- Very much doubt it. I prefer to let the music be dealt with by the musicians. I don't really have time for the full production of a music video.

that makes me sad there should be 1 or 2 more songs,
how would you feel about a sonic themed dance dance revolution game?

[Joe Blog]

i take it that you got traped and blown up in your egg moblie?

If so you could make your next one blue, or maybe 2 tone red and blue, sonic would never guess it was you.

[YKTG_ZX]

-I might rebuild my Theme Park, but most likely only after my conquest. At present, there's precious little time for such frivolities. Really now, I'm trying to conquer the world here, remember? Oh, and I charged $20 for the elevator because operating a full-size multi-planetary theme park is expensive.

Also, of course Turbo Mecha doesn't want to speak to me, I didn't build the twit, and he's terrified I'll use the voice prompt. I don't see why, really. Turbo's never acted against me, so I see no reason to make his life terminally difficult. That drone of yours is another matter, however. Kindly call it off, or I'll kindly annihilate the daft thing. I don't particularly care for threats. I've half a mind to send this thread along to Sonic, he'll laugh his head off.

'Sonic will be the least of your worries', honestly...

Oh, feel free to tell Turbo that I won't attack him. As long as he doesn't attack me, he has no cause for alarm.

yeah sure... anyway.... my helipack is acting up. any ideas? i thought of using fusion to power it.... but thats kinda dangerous. oh and drone's not daft, just silly. but yeah we could take you. easy. you ever had someone with a robot arm attack you? grappling hook! punch! grappling hook! fire! grappling hook! kick! you get the idea.

and I stopped using the ryno V. it served its purpose but ceased to be "the most powerful thing in the universe" like yesterday. ryno Z is much better.

what? you still dont believe i could take you?.... I fought robots with twice the armor and weapons and took them out easy. of course i dont know until i try, but still.

oh and portal technology: which is better? site based(taking apart atom by atom, then reconstructing in coordinates x,y,z), sight based (start at head, and go down, sending atoms at the speed of light as you go(as in top atoms shaved off, lauched at speed of light, reconstruced down)), or portal(rips in space).

oh and turbos not relieved just *punched in face*.... angry. but he helps pay rent, sooo.....

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I got the Demon Apocalypse from SMT.

I see. Feel free to elaborate as to what "SMT" stands for.

that makes me sad there should be 1 or 2 more songs,
how would you feel about a sonic themed dance dance revolution game?

I would find it hilarious. Then never play it. I mean, really, dance? Me? Good grief no. I might do so when I finally conquer the world, but before that? No.

i take it that you got traped and blown up in your egg moblie?

If so you could make your next one blue, or maybe 2 tone red and blue, sonic would never guess it was you.

- Yes. Eventually. It took Sonic a fair while to finally get to me this time. But he managed. Again. And I exploded. Again.
- I have had creations of different colours you know. I just prefer wearing red, yellow, black, and white. Really.

yeah sure... anyway.... my helipack is acting up. any ideas? i thought of using fusion to power it.... but thats kinda dangerous. oh and drone's not daft, just silly. but yeah we could take you. easy. you ever had someone with a robot arm attack you? grappling hook! punch! grappling hook! fire! grappling hook! kick! you get the idea.

and I stopped using the ryno V. it served its purpose but ceased to be "the most powerful thing in the universe" like yesterday. ryno Z is much better.

what? you still dont believe i could take you?.... I fought robots with twice the armor and weapons and took them out easy. of course i dont know until i try, but still.

oh and portal technology: which is better? site based(taking apart atom by atom, then reconstructing in coordinates x,y,z), sight based (start at head, and go down, sending atoms at the speed of light as you go(as in top atoms shaved off, lauched at speed of light, reconstruced down)), or portal(rips in space).

oh and turbos not relieved just *punched in face*.... angry. but he helps pay rent, sooo.....

Helipack issues? Speak to E-102 Gamma. He has a hover-jet. Oh wait, that boltbag betrayed me and then self-destructed. Mind you, I sort of agree with his motives in hindsight, but all the same. I'll toss you a spare hover-jet at some point. And no, you couldn't take me. D'you know why? A grappling hook, no matter with how much force you fire it, will not penetrate the Egg Dragoon II's armour. Sonic is a unique case. You are not Sonic, ergo, you will not win.

The RYNO Z was a rejected prototype because it underperformed. Oh, sure, it looked immensely flashy, but the immense dispersion rate and low ammo capacity meant that it did next to no damage. The RYNO V already suffered from this flaw, but not as badly. Really, I do research these kinds of things you know.

Also, you might've fought robots with twice the armour and weapons as I currently have, but I'm not a robot, now am I? I'm a roboticist. There's a minor difference, but essentially it means that I could've built you. Easily, in fact. Your specifications are decent, but not that astounding.

Did I mention I'm not a bad hacker in my spare time? Precisely.

About portal technology, it varies. The 'rips in space' theorem is fairly popular, but risky if attempted at long range, as it does bend some of the dimensional rules in place in 'our' reality. Dismantling and reassembling, as unsettling as the thought is, remains probably the only reliable form of teleportation. True teleportation, as in literally instantly appearing in another spot, should prove exceptionally suicidal. Mostly because your molecules would materialise in a place where other molecules, such as air molecules, would already be present. This would lead to atomic fusion. And one hell of an explosion.

Turbo is preternaturally angry, it's pretty much how he's designed. And hey, he punched you, so I like him.

[Joe Blog]

as in literally instantly appearing in another spot, should prove exceptionally suicidal. Mostly because your molecules would materialise in a place where other molecules, such as air molecules, would already be present. This would lead to atomic fusion. And one hell of an explosion.

what if the chosen re materialization spot was in a vacuum where there is on air or other atoms for fusion to occur?

[Nemkoon]

Shin Megami Tensei. Quite a good RPG Series, you should try it.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what if the chosen re materialization spot was in a vacuum where there is on air or other atoms for fusion to occur?

For strong inanimate objects, this could work. For living tissue, it'd die quite miserably. Not advisable.

Shin Megami Tensei. Quite a good RPG Series, you should try it.

Perhaps after I've taken over, as per usual. I do have to put quite a few projects on the backburner for this thing.

[Grouch]

it amazes me that this thread has been going as long as it has.
will you save us from those evil people that want to kill the Internet?

[Joe Blog]

it amazes me that this thread has been going as long as it has.
will you save us from those evil people that want to kill the Internet?

That would be very nice of you.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

it amazes me that this thread has been going as long as it has.
will you save us from those evil people that want to kill the Internet?

It amazes - and gratifies - me as well.

Well, the primary reason for me wanting to conquer the world is to unseat the leading regimes of the planet. Things like that idiotic SOPA law are merely proof of the righteousness of my ideals. Now to convince the rest of the planet. And perhaps that hateful Hedgehog...

That would be very nice of you.

I aim to please. When I'm ruler, that is.

[Joe Blog]

maybe you should tip a can of red paint on sonic, that would annoy him walking around in your official colors.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

maybe you should tip a can of red paint on sonic, that would annoy him walking around in your official colors.

Really now, I'd like to think that Sonic and I are above such childish pranks!

...well, at least I am above such childish pranks!

...

Screw it. 5A-55, fetch my paint.

[Nemkoon]

How do you feel about Diablo 3 coming out?