Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I take it from the coughing that you caught a cold?

How were you defeated this time?

Apart from being defeated did you enjoy your trip?

- Not at all. Ashes can be hellishly irritating to dislodge. Being stuck in an exploding craft tends to do that to you.
- Well, the plot was quite convoluted, but suffice it to say that that endlessly interfering Hedgehog managed to destroy my latest creation. Again. Mind you, I'll give Tails credit here, without his mechanical skills, Sonic wouldn't have stood a chance. Sooner or later though...
- Yes. Yes I did. (OOC Note: I went to Guatemala, the Doctor merely went on another attempt to take over the world. ). At least it was sunny. Painfully hot when my craft exploded, but you get used to it after a while.

it's been awhile but i got a few.
is there any songs about mad scientists?
if not why?
would you consider being in a music video for one if one was made?

- Well, there are a few. E.G.G.M.A.N. is about myself, for example. Can't quite think of any others off-hand though. Likely no others have been made, and my brilliance is so astonishing people were inspired to make music about me.
- Very much doubt it. I prefer to let the music be dealt with by the musicians. I don't really have time for the full production of a music video.

Would you ever attack Tokyo?
If so, by demon apocalypse?

- Only if I had a vested interest in doing so. Like taking over the world. So, yes, it's quite likely.
- No, that's not quite likely. Where on earth do you think I'd lay my hands on a demon apocalypse? My forté is more robot armies and giant armadas.

Two questions: When do you plan to take over?
Second question:You do have any job openings for lackeys etc?

- I plan to take over constantly. It's the plans that fail thanks to that hateful Hedgehog that hold me back, nothing more.
- Report to Metropolis base, speak with 5A-55, who is stationed there. He'll see if you're worth the effort.

yeah that favor's because i took that out. a robot knows a robot! anyway, i
ZX:drone what are you doing?
Drone: nothing.......
ZX: are you, on my epforums account?
Drone: maybe.......
ZX: dude ive told you, stop doing that.
Drone: but i was asking Dr Robotnik stuff!
ZX:...... yeah no. off. come on.
Drone:*grumble*
ZX: and did you, type everthing that weve been saying?
Drone: yeah! it adds to the illusion!
ZX: knock it off
Drone:fine its all yours.
ZX:

sorry about that. my android thought it would be fun to go on my epforums acount.
but turbo mecha sonic? yeah that guy. we fixed him a long time ago. actually hes here right now. ill put him on.
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he says he doesnt want to talk to you.

yeah and dron forgot one thing to say: remove christianity, and your going down. you think sonics bad news? wait till you get ME on your tail. sonic will be the least of your worries. actually.... i think cortex owes me a favor as well..... something about mecha bandicoot spouting a leak.... the coolant kinda gave me short term memory loss for an hour or so. all i remember is that he said something about "now i will stop that bandicoot!!!"... come to think of it, thats also why crash owes me one nitro crate. oh and sonic owes me $20. i havent bugged him about it but its stilled owed. something about "needing cash for some space elevator to stop"..... oh.... why did you charge $20 to get in the space elevator?. come to think of it as well, i wanted to go to that tropical resort...
hey are you going to rebuild that place? that place was awesome! for the few days it was there. i went home to get my buddies and it was gone.

I might rebuild my Theme Park, but most likely only after my conquest. At present, there's precious little time for such frivolities. Really now, I'm trying to conquer the world here, remember? Oh, and I charged $20 for the elevator because operating a full-size multi-planetary theme park is expensive.

Also, of course Turbo Mecha doesn't want to speak to me, I didn't build the twit, and he's terrified I'll use the voice prompt. I don't see why, really. Turbo's never acted against me, so I see no reason to make his life terminally difficult. That drone of yours is another matter, however. Kindly call it off, or I'll kindly annihilate the daft thing. I don't particularly care for threats. I've half a mind to send this thread along to Sonic, he'll laugh his head off.

'Sonic will be the least of your worries', honestly...

Oh, feel free to tell Turbo that I won't attack him. As long as he doesn't attack me, he has no cause for alarm.