Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Joe Blog]

Whats 1+1=?

Any ideas on what you will do when you reach 50 pages

How do you find inspiration for your plans?

Will you ever wear a color apart form white and red?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Whats a question with no answer called?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

- Because they're tragic, and eventually everyone dies.
- Simply because, when one adds the water, the substance is in motion and in a state of change. The result is that this motion causes it to smell more. On the other hand, once it 'gels' (the word you're looking for is "sets", by the way), it's congealed into a single immobile solid mass.
- I should expect not, no.
- I think that by that point the question of the home run's validity becomes academic.
- Mostly because I think that viruses aren't usually in the army. Nor are bacteria. And before you say "they're in the soldiers!", that doesn't constitute membership.
- Perhaps they do. I don't know. All I know is that I'll stay well away from it. That sounds disgusting.
- Well, I'm not sure about the dinner, but the full English Tea exists. It's called a High Tea.
- Pointless politeness.
- Hydrophobia. A rare illness I'd heard of a long time ago. These people actually have such a revulsion to water that they can't get near it and repel water as they get near it through sheer mental projection.
- I'd say the atheist would know that lying to the court might not lead to hell, but it would lead to a hellishly long prison sentence should he be found out.
- You might've noticed the nails on cats. They actually use them to cling on to whatever it is they want to lie down on, no matter how hard it is to fall off.
- Given that gum isn't supposed to be swallowed, I suspect that they felt the information was unnecessary.
- It refers to the copyright application number.
- Stupid myths and legends, really.
- Oh, other limbs do get wrinkly. If you stay in the water long enough, your feet also join. The rest of the limbs don't seem to follow suit though.
- I wouldn't know, I've never celebrated Independence Day.
- Hard to tell. I'm saying fruit. Speaking biologically, it's how it grows. Speaking culinarily, it's included in dishes in the fashion of vegetables, but I rarely cook, so I'll stick with calling it a fruit.
- I think that has to do with a fundamental fact to the producer of that lotion. They want to keep selling the lotion.
- I don't think that the god of the Christian church is particularly known for hurling thunderbolts. That'd be the older gods of Roman and Greek myth.
- No.
- Because the shout initially didn't mean "duck!". It meant "watch out!". How does one watch around more accurately? Well done.
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- I suspect the groundskeeper hammered them into the ground. Just a suspicion.
- Because they hate you.
- Given the fact that crumbs do not have a universally assigned size, two crumbs.
- Well, I'd say he'd be appalled at being referred to as a "captian", but putting that aside, I'd say his name was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
- Not the foggiest, never watched it.
- I never did, so I'm inclined to go with no.
- Because it's a powder?

Whats 1+1=?

Any ideas on what you will do when you reach 50 pages

How do you find inspiration for your plans?

Will you ever wear a color apart form white and red?

- ...I'd say that that's a mathematical formula. If you're looking for the actual solution, I'd say 2.
- I do have an idea now, actually.
- Inspiration can come from many sources. I've had inspiration from a cookie and from books.
- There's yellow in my suit too.

[Joe Blog]

Its a trick question, 1+1= window. The ones are the sides of the window, the plus is the cross piece and the equal symbol makes the top and bottom of it.

Have you ever considered coming up with a plan to get rid of sonic rather than taking over the world? It seems that sonic is the biggest problem for you so wouldn't it be logical to get rid of him before doing any taking over.

If you get into power will you paint everything red?

whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see this picture?

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[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Its a trick question, 1+1= window. The ones are the sides of the window, the plus is the cross piece and the equal symbol makes the top and bottom of it.

Have you ever considered coming up with a plan to get rid of sonic rather than taking over the world? It seems that sonic is the biggest problem for you so wouldn't it be logical to get rid of him before doing any taking over.

If you get into power will you paint everything red?

whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see this picture?

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- Only in very specific fonds where the 1 resembles a |, otherwise you're out. (Nice try)
- Naturally. The whole Generations fiasco was essentially designed to take down Sonic. The world would come after that. It... didn't work out, unsurprisingly.
- Only the things that I build and that belong to me. I don't particularly want to rule a world in one colour, don't worry.
- Sonic Heroes, actually. Yes, I'm sure I should've thought "prison", but I immediately recognised where the image came from, so that's pretty much what my master mind went for.

[Joe Blog]

The amount of people asking questions seems to be dropping should i start operation super post?

What do you think about the censorship bill?

Do you wear bright colors to stand out?

If you get into power what will you do about pollution?

[TheRealSpiders]

Do your goggles fit over your glasses?

That would be SWEET.

[luffy4]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What's the speed of dark?

Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
(We think it would be shallower.)

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

And speaking of that, whatever happened
to Preparations A through G?

If you think about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, you wonder: What does a
Chinese mother use....toothpicks?

Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
that morality comes from morons?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

The amount of people asking questions seems to be dropping should i start operation super post?

What do you think about the censorship bill?

Do you wear bright colors to stand out?

If you get into power what will you do about pollution?

- Hardly a necessity, thus far the thread gets several posts a day so I'm happy. As long as this keeps going, we'll hit page 50 in good time. Just keep up the activity.
- Well, I'll refrain from explaining my full opinion, because the sheer amount of swearing would probably cause this forum to collapse, but let's just say I'm not in favour of THAT particular bit of idiocy.
- No, I wear this suit because it suits me. I can't believe I just said that.
- Whatever I can, really. I've no real desire to rule over a toxic wasteland.

Do your goggles fit over your glasses?

That would be SWEET.

Yes they do. I designed the goggles with glasses in mind. I am just that brilliant.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What's the speed of dark?

Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
(We think it would be shallower.)

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

And speaking of that, whatever happened
to Preparations A through G?

If you think about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, you wonder: What does a
Chinese mother use....toothpicks?

Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
that morality comes from morons?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

- Because psychics are, mostly, frauds?
- Darkness isn't the same as light in terms of properties, thus the question is unanswerable. Darkness doesn't travel like light does, darkness is the absence of light, so in many ways one could consider darkness to be either faster or slower than light. I'll leave the answer to your own imagination.
- "We" think? Who's this other person you're collaborating with? Or persons? Also, removing all sponges from the ocean... depends. If you wring them out first, the depth of the ocean will remain roughly the same. If you take 'em out, water inside them included, the ocean will naturally become shallower.
- You become excessively paranoid.
- Nope. You really learn to swear after being defeated as often as I have. Trust me on this one.
- I'm not sure what worries me more. The formulation of that question, or the fact that you spent enough time considering this language construct in order to ask me this question. I try not to think about diarrhea, for example, but I suppose everyone has their vices. In actual answer: No. Suffering from an illness doesn't have enjoying the illness as a counterpart. If you do not suffer from it you do not have it.
- I haven't a clue. I don't even know what Preparation H is supposed to be.
- Babies don't have teeth at first, so I doubt it.
- I suspect the company would rephrase it to tea-breaks, but other than that, I expect so, yes.
- Cheap pun.
- You already did that one.
- For one, it'd be Holles, for two, that'd be silly.
- If memory serves, the ending "-ist" usually applies to specific groups of professions. Other groups do not use it. Musicians are almost universally "-ists", for example. Guitarist, Pianist, and so on. Other professions use different endings. Racer, policeman, and similar. Also, calling them racists might be misconstrued as impolite.

[The Almighty MegaMan]

Sup, doc? I've got three questions.

What would you do if someone else roleplaying took over your -for some reason- massive thread?

Oh and, must've been asked before. What are your favorite consoles?

Would you build me a weapon of mass destruction? I promise to use it for good

[luffy4]

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? why is that?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Sup, doc? I've got three questions.

What would you do if someone else roleplaying took over your -for some reason- massive thread?

Oh and, must've been asked before. What are your favorite consoles?

Would you build me a weapon of mass destruction? I promise to use it for good

- I'd be angry. This is my thread, I made it, and I see no reason why someone else should decide to muscle in on it. I would also probably trace their systems and bomb those systems as only I know how to. Just because I prefer my own OS doesn't mean I don't understand any of the regular systems.
- Yup, I've been asked before, and I'll answer in the same vein as I had then: I tend not to pick favourites, if only because any discussion about which console is 'favourite' is a wasp's nest. I have favourite games, and whichever console they're on, I'll play them on that.
- How about no. I already have several requests for weapons of mass destruction, and at least the other requesters don't have a known heroic streak in them.

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? why is that?

Really, you have a book of hilarious quotes or some master list somewhere, don't you? You're beginning to repeat yourself.

- Because gynaecologists understand human nature. People are, by nature, quite silly.
- Not a question that often comes up in land-ownership, though I suppose one could argue either way. Once I own the world, the whole question is pointless anyway.
- *women. And opening the mouth like that is a way to stretch the skin of the rest of the face. It's an instinctive response, and stretched skin is easier to apply makeup to than wrinkles.
- For one, do they actually still do that or is that still the stigma attached to them? For two, you'll note that they don't exactly give their surname, address, and phone number.
- You forgot 5.
- Who knows.
- Probably because the freezer's used a lot less than the refrigerator. As a result, you have a closer knowledge of what is in the freezer (long-term storage) as opposed to the fridge (short-term storage, far more variation from day to day)
- You already used this one.
- Because there's a setting for EVERYONE.
- You really have a great capacity for curiosity, don't you? How should I know who the first guy was to think "let's milk a cow"?
- Their porcelain.
- You already used this one as well.
- You forgot 13 too.
- Weirdoes.
- You already used this one as well.
- Because you shouldn't think about questions like that in a blasted Road Runner cartoon.
- You forgot 17 too.
- Testy.
- A great many components, I believe, none of them actually involving babies.
- Ahhh gibberish, how I miss thee.
- Because supposition A is a broad statement that cannot be tested easily, whereas supposition B can easily be tested and confirmed by the application of one's finger. It's not CLEVER, but it is true.
- Why do you even think about these sorts of relations between unrelated terms? If my mind worked like this, I'd never get anything done. And probably be stuck in a neverending spiral of disgust.
- Same reason dogs hate being bathed but will gleefully jump into the first pond they see. Dogs are thick.

[ZuNinja]

When you rule the world, will you distribute an extremely downgraded and "safe" version of your OS to your subjects?
Will you Remove all other OSes and use what I stated above to occasionally keep track of your subjects or certain subjects?
Do Jack Sicer's questions make you laugh? They make me laugh.
How would one go about learning to speak shakespearian? (I actually do understand most of it, but I would like to speak it fluently)
Do you like art?
How will you handle the educational system?
Since you're from a video game, do you have cheat codes?
If not cheat codes, would you use an Action replay or Gameshark?
Would cheat codes help you get rid of Sonic? (do you think it would work?)
Since you're from a video game, wouldn't that mean you're a piece of software? And since you're a piece of software, wouldn't that mean you could use your expertise and change the coding of the game (or world) you're in and either trap or get rid of sonic? I'm sure that
with your expert programming skills, you would be able to do so quite flawlessly.
Does Pizza really help with cancer?

[YKTG_ZX]

so, if i am a robot will you re-program me? just askin. i like to play minesweeper in my head when im bored. i dont want to lose that function.

[Joe Blog]

If you distribute a cut down version of your OS can it have windows pinball, windows solitaire, and grand theft auto or grand theft auto run over sonic edition?

Does your OS use a GUI or does it use a command prompt?

Whats the most funny joke you know?

[Nemkoon]

What is 2 + 2 if it isn't 4?