The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Tassadar]

That's mostly accurate.

Hell the province kinda looks like a wang.

And not one of those limp castrated cocks like florida. We have a proud stiffy complete wth ballsack.





Fortunately the seals are still a little slow.

You can literally club a baby seal to death with your wang.

It's great.

I don't see it with your province, I can see it with Florida though.

[Inferno.]

Driving lesson in an houuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur oooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ooooooo

[Kouen Hasuki]

That is all.

[Inferno.]

Shit game, who cares?

[Kouen Hasuki]

I Enjoyed it so ner

It does annoy me actually that Ford Racing 1 works fine but 2 doesnt Just going through some of my older games Sega Rally Championship shall be interesting...

[Pickles]

Went on to ebay to pick up a few screen protectors and ended up buying a whole damn case for the phone, damn you ebay.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Speaking of ebay i should see what the going rate is on ZM-82 cpu's are

[Inferno.]

I do believe I'm practising right turns at junctions today. That'll probably take all of 20 minutes, so I wonder what'll be happening in the rest of my lesson.

[Inferno.]

Well I'm outta here.

[brit]

HEY GRINGOS!

Turns out, the girl I like has no girlfriend AND she likes me. Aw nigga, I think I'm really Aizen, bruh.

[Raype]

Does this mean you die, then turn out to be alive, then die again like a bitch after several hundred pointless plotlines?

[brit]

Does this mean you die, then turn out to be alive, then die again like a bitch after several hundred pointless plotlines?

Die? Nah, insignificant creature. I'm just in Hell biding my time. When I said I was immortal, I meant that shit. I'll be back in the next arc. Don't worry.

[brit]

NIGGA! I RUN Hueco Mundo! I'm not even THERE and I'm still the shit in that hood!

[Inferno.]

Learning to drive is going pretty well.

[alucard]

So I'm not the only one thinking single moms are just bad news.

Also, I remember Alucard posting his problems before.

She was mentally unstable its like she would be happy and say everything is fine and we would do all these crazy sexual things together and tell each other stuff we meant but her emotions just flipped with in a week cause we had a bad week with the birthday and fighting. She seems bipolar to be honest and very very spiteful not that I didnt act very immature I just have been back and forth so many times and I hate when she would act like this then we make up. This time though Im not even allowed to talk to her and she has moved on with someone who has a career and is 10 years older go figure she said I was holding her back with my drug problems and not having a career which I was so Im going to fix myself and maybe I will have a chance at my crazed bride again.

I think he's referencing Inferno's user title.



Definitely, every single one of them I've been with have definitely been bad news.

I'm sure he has, but there's very few of us who haven't. Either here, or in Retro.

Ive been with her for about 6 years and its just she gets in these moods she laso takes sleeping pills, xanax, and , depression pills so I gues something isnt right there. Always something is wrong its like she feeds off the drama and negativity. Her family doesent like me for the most part so of course they have been pushing for this for a long time and found her a better suitor apparently Im the evil drugged out mess. The other woman I dated with kids was a mess to this one was just nuts as well, and why to be spiteful to women find it necessary to run off and be with someone are they that insecure about themselves I know mine did it to be like oh well I dont deserve to be alone cause of your screw up overreacting or not she just did it knowing I would find out to rub it in and now she is using the guy to keep her company, to watch our kid, to be there for her. Me on the other hand Im walking ths road by myself

I'm not going against him posting his problems, I'm saying that I remember when he posted them here in 2009 or 2010 that's all, not that there is anything wrong with it.

Yeah this relationship always has its rocky point I leave then I would come back and now Im back and I want to leave and go be back with my wife and kid but she wont even talk to me for 23 days now. Ive been loosing my grip on reality and she knows it but I guess she has no feelings for me in anyway anymore.

Not at all.

There are exceptions, but most single moms are seriously mentally unbalanced and frequently go into wild mood swing mode. Which says nothing of the ones that are just trying to latch onto someone "for the kids" or the ones that still have feelings for the baby daddy. Or they're huge sluts (which may be the reason they're single in the first place).

Which says nothing of you having to put up with the little shits and the inevitable "getting stuck in the middle" she ends up dealing with. And they'll always go with the kids.

Which makes them totally good parents, but a really bad choice for dates.

most single moms are seriously mentally unbalanced and frequently go into wild mood swing mode this. I swear she is bipolar and the mother in law is tripolar. Well this one made it to being my wife for a wild sucks were about to get divorced

You're not a true EP regular until the hangout has heard your chemically-enhanced ranting.

all the time as I sit here in sorrow not messed up but years of sotrage

Heh, I know, I didn't mean to make the above sound defensive. Who hasn't had crazy problems with girls though?

Shit, trying to do too many things at one time. My Wiimote keeps auto shutting off, because I'm not paying enough attention to Zelda.

Sucks cause her and I had all these plans to get a house and have another kid in the coming years. Also sucks cause if and when she talks to me if she wants to make up I would be driving my car down there now as stupid as it may be. I think she is trying to show her family that its over with and tell her self its over with so shes doing everything to just be like its done. So whatever I love my son and now hes put into the middle of this and I sit here wondering does she think about how ridiculous all this got does she miss me? sigh I cant seem to get out of bed and the classes I signed up for are all online have no desire to work or go out.

You don't need to explain it to me, I came to similar conclusions myself.

Listen if a women has a kid just stay away their is a reason the baby daddy did what he did they drive them too it.....now im where the baby daddy was 6 years ago and she is playing victim with a new guy fixaiting on our problems but Im just dropping things so they can get to their problems real quick which always happens.

Oh good, then my beliefs are supported by at least one other person.

You could even say they've been

tested %)))))))))))))



Evans. He never had girl problems.

Was really close to jumping off a bridge this time figured it would clear her mind long enough to stop acting stupid

But I'm not Russian.

Also, since Hypnos & Alucard have returned it's time for Evans to return.

sounds good

Make that seconded.

Just going from my ex, and the couple of single moms I've dated since splitting up with her.

Never again.


Then again, being a weekend dad isn't a picnic for the girl, either. There's really no winning.



Wow. South Park got something right, then.

I can remember when I first started dating this girl and my dad was telling me she had a lot of baggage I SHOULD of been working on my own baggage but I wasnt I got caught up in her. Yeah now some other guy is weekend dad cause she went back to school to get the last part of her degree and now this guy is watching our kid. Shes going to make it impossible for me to have any kind of rights probably and she seems to be trying to pretened like I just dont exist because well before she got home that day I had some fun in the house. So she was extra mad after that and still is but it sucks cause I love her I love my kid and I want to change. I need to change for myself need to be sober for good and I need to get this hospital administration thing moving along. She told me when she said that it was over that this is going to be why I got a career and grow up I hate how she went out of her way to teach me a lesson under heavy influence by her family.