The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Beelzebub]

Well, that or it kills you. Either way.

Unless you're a highlander that is. Then you just have to worry about wearing armored turtlenecks the rest of your life though.

[alucard]

times heals her wounds but I will either turn into a junkie from pain pills getting into heroine or I will clean up my life and go to college forget about blowing coke smoking pot and snorting pills

[Dr Mario]

This new job is killing my recreational exercise.

[Jazzmarazz]

MwhHAHAhahHAHAH/bed




























inferno is a molester.

[Raype]

Mole Starr, you say?

[screwed]

inferno is a molester.

I'd hit it

[Tassadar]

MwhHAHAhahHAHAH/bed




























inferno is a molester.

Wut?

[Tassadar]

Your first mistake was dating a single mom.

Your second mistake was not cutting your losses.

Your third mistake was behaving just as childish as her.

Yer outta there.

Or should be.

Because you're clearly a fucking idiot otherwise.

So I'm not the only one thinking single moms are just bad news.

Also, I remember Alucard posting his problems before.

[Beelzebub]

Wut?

I think he's referencing Inferno's user title.

So I'm not the only one thinking single moms are just bad news.

Also, I remember Alucard posting his problems before.

Definitely, every single one of them I've been with have definitely been bad news.

I'm sure he has, but there's very few of us who haven't. Either here, or in Retro.

[Tassadar]

Definitely, every single one of them I've been with have definitely been bad news.

I'm sure he has, but there's very few of us who haven't. Either here, or in Retro.

I'm not going against him posting his problems, I'm saying that I remember when he posted them here in 2009 or 2010 that's all, not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Raype]

So I'm not the only one thinking single moms are just bad news.

Also, I remember Alucard posting his problems before.

Not at all.

There are exceptions, but most single moms are seriously mentally unbalanced and frequently go into wild mood swing mode. Which says nothing of the ones that are just trying to latch onto someone "for the kids" or the ones that still have feelings for the baby daddy. Or they're huge sluts (which may be the reason they're single in the first place).

Which says nothing of you having to put up with the little shits and the inevitable "getting stuck in the middle" she ends up dealing with. And they'll always go with the kids.

Which makes them totally good parents, but a really bad choice for dates.

[deadlegion]

*fart*

Since when has Inferno had a "molestor" user title?
I thought it was only a tag from this thread.

[Dr Mario]

I'm sure he has, but there's very few of us who haven't. Either here, or in Retro.

You're not a true EP regular until the hangout has heard your chemically-enhanced ranting.

[Beelzebub]

I'm not going against him posting his problems, I'm saying that I remember when he posted them here in 2009 or 2010 that's all, not that there is anything wrong with it.

Heh, I know, I didn't mean to make the above sound defensive. Who hasn't had crazy problems with girls though?

Shit, trying to do too many things at one time. My Wiimote keeps auto shutting off, because I'm not paying enough attention to Zelda.

[Tassadar]

Not at all.

There are exceptions, but most single moms are seriously mentally unbalanced and frequently go into wild mood swing mode. Which says nothing of the ones that are just trying to latch onto someone "for the kids" or the ones that still have feelings for the baby daddy. Or they're huge sluts (which may be the reason they're single in the first place).

Which says nothing of you having to put up with the little shits and the inevitable "getting stuck in the middle" she ends up dealing with. And they'll always go with the kids.

Which makes them totally good parents, but a really bad choice for dates.

You don't need to explain it to me, I came to similar conclusions myself.