The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Raype]

But you're a Newfie and if south park taught me anything it's that Newfies will have sex with literally anything.

Lesson learned from South Park.

That's mostly accurate.

Hell the province kinda looks like a wang.

And not one of those limp castrated cocks like florida. We have a proud stiffy complete wth ballsack.

Options are scarce up there now that the wildlife has caught on to what the sound of a zipper signifies.

Fortunately the seals are still a little slow.

You can literally club a baby seal to death with your wang.

It's great.